11/04/11

Paranormal experts say people reach the peak of their ability to see ghosts @ 7 years old.

Paranormal experts???  Paranormal experts???  Let's take a moment and decipher the english language...shall we???  The meaning/definitionn of paranormal is: 

Adjective:

Denoting events or phenomena such as telekinesis or clairvoyance that are beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding.

so...exactly what does that hafta do with seeing ghosts???  Do telekinetics interact with ghosts???  Not normally...okay not since man began recording history...how about clairvoyants???  Not if they wanna be taken seriously...they see into the future...or are able to see events that have already happened in a person's...LIFE...that's right...shout it out if ya know the answer...not DEATH...LIFE...nothing to do with ghosts...so just how in the hell can these 'paranormal experts' deduce that little tidbit???  Here's the whole problem with this tidbit...A 'paranormal expert'...assuming we change the meaning to "Afterlife Specialist"...is normally somebody...over the age of 18...@ least on TV...who investigates suspected haunted houses and locations...yet according to their own statement...one we would be safe in expecting them to believe in..."People reach the peak of their ability to see ghosts @ 7 years old"...making them self titled liars...because at the very least they have surpassed their ability to see ghosts by 11+ years...making them a...'HAS BEEN'...or...'NEVER WAS'...in every sense of the word...I love it when these people with made up jobs issue a statement that in a nutshell admits that their entire career choice is a damn sham for 2 reasons...1)  The idiot who originally came up with this statement undoubtedly did so without so much as a thought wisping across the vast emptiness between his ears...and 2) because 99.9% of people who read that statement and look no further...take it at face value as being true...hell an 'expert' said so...must be true...and nary an idea wisps across their previously empty mind either...now aren't you HAPPY as HELL you're now in the 0.01% who have been enlightened...lol...now I don't know about ghosts and such...apparently the government didn't find it significant enough to allocate finances for 'paranormal activity' classes...and I'm pretty damn sure it isn't on the class requirement list for any known degree from a respectable institution of higher learning...I urge you who are believers of afterlife activity involving spooky...misty...moaning apparitions to take note of that statement when your earthly ass reaches for your checkbook/credit card to hire one of these 'experts'...if the person you make the payment to is over 7 years old...save yourself some time...a ton of money...and your self respect...make the checks out to me...send them to me next day air...hell you're in the mood to waste money anyway...might as well give Fed Ex some too...I will peer into my K-Mart Magic 8 ball...ask it if your house is indeed haunted...and provide you with an expert opinion of my own...because according to most people over 40-45...they don't lose their ability to see letters...that make out words...and read them until they are older than Noah...here's another amazing tidbit I'll leave you with...a certain expert I know...in the field of making an ass out of shit like this...hint...hint...says that people NEVER lose their ability to see dumbasses like 'paranormal experts' for what they are...if they simply open their minds a little wider than their eyes!!!