And yet again another tidbit that deals with the awesome power of animals...let's take a moment to let this little morsel of mutton minded material...kinda makes ya wish ya had some mint jelly don't it...yeah me neither...how does a person even come up with this kinda information...I mean seriously...what was the premise for photographing sheep on an individual basis...what happened... was there a crime committed at one of the local sheep shearing mills...was there a theft of some sort...a pair of shears come up missin'...they needed to subject off unsheared sheep to a lint filled lineup...I mean come on...there hasta be a reason...NOBODY just wakes up one day and says... Hmmm think today I'll go out to the farm and take me a few shots of some random sheep to see if they recognize each other when they're separated...I mean there hasta be a reason for this kinda mental meltdown...I have a feelin' this little tidbit is steeped in the dark side of the history books...we all know what shepherds do when they are left alone with their flock for several nights all alone... certain urges continue to be prevalent and before ya know it the shepherd has a human wife and a woolly replacement for those long cold winter nights...imagine the surprise in the little lambs eyes when it realizes it is being subjected to bestiality...gotta be kinda scary to look over your shoulder to see what's goin' on...just to see the shepherd liftin' his cloak for a quickie...gotta believe those first few sheep learned to run like the wind...which ultimately created a headache for the herder...how was he to get his rocks off without lookin' like a ram...then it dawned on him...chisel pictures of sheep into stone and wear it like a mask..it'll mindfuck the mutton into believin' he is one of them...sheep are less likely to try and run if they look back and see one of their own wantin a little wet wool...I mean yeah...it created some confusion among the new litters of lambs...'Mommaaaaaa...I can recognize EWE...but which one is my Daaaaaaaaaad'...ya know I'm NOT impressed by this little nugget of neanderthal thinkin'...I really don't care if sheep can recognize other sheep through the process of lookin' at pictures...if these crafty little creatures really wanna impress me...prove to me they can identify their grandparents...show them a picture of a nice 'V' neck sweater and see if they recognize Grandad now...maybe a pair of socks...see if they recognize Larry and Layla...the two twin lambs that lost their lives when they stumbled into the slaughter house and fell into the shearing pit last summer...I swear sometimes I just don't get where people come up with these crazy ass ideas...or where they get the money to conduct such assinine research...why NOT chickens...goats or cows...what makes sheep so special...and for that matter how can they make the claim that they recognize each other in pictures...what was the indicator...did their wool stand on end...did they get an excited look in their eyes...did they start jumpin around with all of the anticipation...or was it a simple...baa for yes...baa baa for no...doesn't make much sense to me...I mean what's the point of taking individual pictures of sheep...unless it's a scare tactic to keep them in line...one of them gets a little unruly...doesn't follow instructions...won't comb out it's long locks of lint...ya show them a before and after picture of Gramma...one of her in Sheep form...the next in Sweater shape...if that doesn't get them back in line nothin' will...I'll tell ya...I have serious trouble believin that sheep can recognize each other without pictures...let alone with them...because they don't possess the same memory capacity that we as humans do...if they did they wouldn't rush through the gate to the shearing and slaughtering site...they'd know from previous experience that those that entered before them...NEVER returned...picture or not...those sheep are gone...hell I have trouble remembering the names and faces of my children's friends and they are here all the damn time...most of them could be sheep for all I know...I'm constantly havin' to ask...Who are EWE...I know...that was pretty BAAAAD...but whaddaya gonna do...it's Thursday!!!
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