WELL...WELLL...WELLLL!!!

If you stand at the bottom of a well you would be able to see the stars even in the middle of the day...

This very...veRY...VERY interesting...I would challenge the author of this fantasy to a duel of the dimwitted...but as we will soon come to find out...he would be lacking the necessary equipment to perform adequately under such lenient conditions...there are several things WRONG with this tidbit...and once again I must beg your mercy in premature judgment as I stoop to a level just about poop scooper...potty patrol...rule number one...according to the degradating levels of dumbness this potential asshat wearing individual allowed to accompany them throughout life...stipulates that you cannot see the STARS during daylight hours under ANY condition...because stars aren't out during the day...hey he started it...no but seriously reread that statement and see if certain aspects don't just hop off the screen and smack some common sense right into the middle of your forehead...problem number one...he wants YOU to get in the well and try this theory out...ask yourself why???  Because the majority of people reading that statement are more curious about whether or not it will work...rather than paying attention to detail and neglecting the information as ridiculous...thereby saving themselves the embarrassment that is sure to accompany the dumbfounded dimwits that follow orders without asking...STOP for a second and read into the tidbit...what is the first thing that comes to mind when you really read into it???  ANYBODY???  SOMEBODY hasta see the inherent problem associated with the dynamics involved with this tidbit...what are WELLS used for class???  To draw WATER from...that's right don't be shy...sp...sp...sp...spit it out if ya know the answer...and what does WATER pose the possible risk of...DROWNING...which is a very real probability if the WELL is as DEEP as it should be...NOT too mention it blurs the vision...if you are standing at the bottom of a WELL staring skyward...you are going to see several things...the top of the WATER level...a bucket and rope perhaps...and a hooded shelter from which the bucket and rope dangle...the STARS won't be visible until your DUMBASS starts to deprive itself of enough oxygen to keep the brain alive...but there is a plus side to this little equation...many of the people attempting this little trick will NOT have had the opportunity to be so gracefully educated by yours truly as all of you have...and this will serve a very useful purpose...because it depletes the idiot gene of those that get STUCK in the WELL due to piss poor planning procedures and the gift of ingenuity that allowed them to tackle this task as a solo project...I know what most of you are thinking right about now...but Kevin...there are EMPTY WELLS around the world that have since had there cupolas removed...do these NOT provide the potential for proving this theory correct???  WHY YES...YES THEY DO...for al those unfamiliar with that little invention of Sir Galilee Galileo...called the TELESCOPE...which due to modern TECHNOLOGY...has made STAR GAZING during SUNLIGHT hours so much EASIER than descending a WELL and finding a way back OUT...and they are so compact you can carry them anywhere and view PLANETS and orbital object of various constellations...an aspect of Astronomy that is severely limited when conducted by otherworldly WELL WATCHERS...I mean the choice is yours of course...but I'm pretty sure if David had a gun the whole Goliath story would have had a different tag line!!!

MOBY DICK!!!

The age of a whale can be determined by counting the layers of its earwax growth...

Hmmm...so what you're saying here old genius of the giants of the deep...is that you have absolutely NO idea what the hell you're talkin' about...whales are mammals...NOT plant life...they aren't trees ya herbalohypocrite...ya can't just tell how old something is by counting the layers of earwax it grows...I mean seriously...I know they don't have Q-Tips or fins with opposable thumbs to use them...but HELLO...we are in the Ocean are we NOT...and what do oceans have...SPONGES...pretty sure they can figure it out on their own...don't judge me either...this idiot started it...and sometimes...tho I try very desperately NOT to try and sink down to their level and duke it out over dumbness...I just can't help myself...I just wanna dribble their chin off the floor like their heads were basketballs...bounce some sense into them...ya know why ya can't tell how old a whale is by counting layers of earwax...they seldom sit still long enough...they are skittish around humans...because much like elephants...they have a very keen memory and a way to communicate with one another...and their stories of interaction with those that walk on land has NOT been a very enjoyable one...They don't tend to float around boats waiting to be weighed and aged by idiots with big sharp pointy things that promote death...and don't gimme this crap about finding them on the beach and doing the study there...the math still doesn't add up...because here's the thing...the idiots dreaming up this grand detail of age discovery were NOT present during the birth of the whale and therefore have NO idea how much earwax is actually growing per layer...as far as this assbag knows it might take two years to grow a single layer of earwax...which throws off the entire calculation...and I would be willing to bet dollars to donuts that the waters of the ocean are no different than the air qualities associated with different land based areas...which can only mean that some soupy mixtures of salt and H2O are more potent and probably create more earwax buildup...and I would dare say that there has got to be ways they remove their earwax over time...these creatures live for several years or decades...be kinda hard to hear each other if they let that shit go for a couple decades...it would be flowing out of their canals like cauliflower...ya know how ya CAN tell how old a whale really is...buy one as a pet right after it is born and keep it in the pool out back until it dies...cause short of that YOU ARE GUESSING...you cannot use confined creatures kept in captivity...the elements of the water they swim in is NOT the same as the saline solution they would be subject to under normal natural settings...counting layers of earwax in whales...I musta missed that class...probably because it wasn't offered as a legitimate resource for discovery...holy crap...where do they even come up with this crap...I mean there has got to be some serious failure going on in our education system if this is the best we can come up with...I suppose all those TAGGING efforts are unable to determine the lifespan of a whale eh..gotta resort to clawing around in their ear canals when ya wanna know how old they are...it strikes me as odd too because seldom do we worry about how old a whale is...the SIZE seems to be the BIGGEST concern we as humans have when we are in close proximity to the beasts from the deep...NOBODY in the history of man has ever said...WOW...didja see how OLD that whale was...he could barely creep along with those arthritic fins...NO...what they say is...HOLY SH*T...did you see how BIG that SOB was...three football fields long if it was an inch...another common myth associated with fables of fishing...retold with exaggerated emphasis to make things appear as though they were in greater jeopardy than they actually were...this is one of the reasons you shouldn't always believe everything you HEAR on the internet...you're NOT careful you'll end up with a French Model of your own...eh Bonjour!!!