It only takes 7lbs of pressure to rip off your ears...
I happen to think this is debatable...depending on the ear in question and the method applied to ripping it off...take for instance pig ears...takes alot more than 7lbs of pressure to rip the ears off a pig...it takes an unwanton desire to dine on these southern delicacies...the fleet feet of Forrest Gump...from GreeeenBow Allla Bama...a purty...one tooth...cigarette smokin'...hairy ass cracked she mammoth...who knows all about fixin vittles like pig ears...but we're not talkin about pig ears are we...nope...we're discussing the removal of auditory receptacles found sprouting from that cabbage like thing sittin on top of several peoples shoulders...however it still depends on the ear and the tugger...I'll bet if you ask Evander Holyfield...he'll say it took Iron Mike "tramp Stamp on my face" Tyson 7...a terror filled bear hug and 7 teeth to rip off just half his ear...but here...again...I am almost left speechless by the indications this piece of information contains...one would almost assuredly have every right to assume there was some sort of study conducted to determine the factuality of the aforementioned claim...which begs to question...was this just some kinda weird...Star Trek...Harry Potter...Nerd Convention afterparty accident...was it perhaps a Frat House Party dare gone wrong??? What was the name of the dumbass who declared...'For the love of Science and the betterment of all mankind...I hereby donate my left ear...' Since we're on the subject of ripping off ears...and dumbasses...who among you thinks they could rip the elephantlike ears off of old Dumbya... you know if old Saddlebag Jowls (Barbara) couldn't twist those damn things off while he was growin up...there ain't a chance in hell 7lbs of pressure is gonna do it...I personally think alot more time and energy need to be spent pursuing a professionally conducted study of this ear ripping phenomenon...I know...we can round up all the politicians...lawyers...doctors...judges...cops...and kids under 7...line them up and I'll single handedly walk up one side of the line and down the other ripping off ears at a record pace...until I've determined...once and for all...and without any doubt...if 7lbs of pressure is indeed accurate...now you might be saying to yourself...'WOW Kevin...that's harsh...I mean I can understand the politicians...lawyers...doctors...judges...and even the cops...they don't listen to anyone anyway...but all the kids under 7???' Well of course...whaddaya have Alzheimers??? According to Paranormal Experts kids under 7 only SEE ghosts...they don't hear them...I mean Haley Joel Osment didn't utter the catch phrase "I hear dead people"...now did he!!!
