There is a law in France against selling dolls without human faces.
That's because those smelly sick little flag wavin' fags like sheep...they had to make a law against bestiality...without upsetting the natives...so they just decided to make it illegal to make a half human...half sheep doll...and what a travesty lemme tell ya...sheep don't bitch...chew gum...stare at the ceiling...click their fingernails...answer cell phone calls...turn the TV channel...holy crap...there have been days where taking up shepherding was startin to sound pretty damn good...IDK if there are an other guys readin' this...but if there are...have ya ever noticed how after you reach the age of about...oh...let's say 18...everything that comes out of a woman's mouth sounds like Charlie Brown's squawk box teacher...WAH..WAH...WAHH...WAHH...WAH...or maybe it's just me...I hear that in a lot of places...almost like bees in my brain...in some of the strangest places...churches...hospitals...court rooms...political speeches...BLAH...BLAH...BLAH... and it all seems to come from the same place...faceless dolls...just open gullets of garbage spewin' sewage slides...tongues roll out...shit falls off...years pass by...we're all gonna die...I just can't believe that as kinky and twisted as the French are...that a human face on a doll was a necessity that required the enactment of a law...it's a doll for Pete's sake...if you're usin' it right you're NOT lookin' at the face anyway...but then again what would I know...I've NEVER had the gumption to shove wood into plastic for pleasure...if you're gonna pay for it anyway...might as well get a real live model and take your chances...I mean don't get me wrong...I can see some very significant advantages to faceless dolls...you get 7 different wigs, a handful or two of name tags...some varieties of make-up...different girl every night...you can be the Baron of Blow-up Dolls...the Pimp Daddy of Plastic Prostitutes...they may NOT make you a ton of money...but you DON'T hafta worry about them needing money either...I mean call me crazy...but when it comes to headaches...they don't have 'em...they're startin' to sound pretty damn good actually...in retrospect...maybe I've been missin' somethin' here...I mean sure...they don't cook or clean...but then again they don't make messes...leave tampon wrappers in the bathroom waste basket...leave their panties in the sink...I'll tell ya...if I were female...I'd wanna be plastic...faceless or NOT...good lord...what kinda filthy habits are in store for the future...old granny panty farts that smell like the dust of death just blew thru the window...bloomers hangin from the shower stall that double as drapes if the tub is bein' used...I mean seriously...what's the worst thing men do...leave the toilet seat up...it's called payback...deal with it...I've developed a steel trap stomach...and I'd still rather look at a faceless f**k puppet than some of the stuff you ladies leave lying around the living facility...Bet most of ya didn't think faceless laws of France's doll manufacturing was gonna head in this direction didja??? Well shame on you...you've been comin' here long enough to know by now...YOU don't know WHAT to expect when you land on this page...I'm NOT tryin to promote the use of plastic to replace the lust for the soft touch of that inner velvet fun tunnel...but it's kinda like this...SHHHHHHH!...Less talkie...more f**kie...well NOT kinda like that...it is like that...ya know why dolls in France hafta have faces...so guys can practice tying a gag with one hand...practice makes perfect...I mean what is it with the gab...gab...gab...especially after sex...MEN want to be simple creatures...EAT...SEX...SLEEP.. REPEAT AS NEEDED...it's NOT that hard...you have each other to talk to...let us watch TV or go act ridiculous with our friends...that's why 99% of marriages don't work...and I mean truly work...I'm NOT talkin' about your grandparents...who are only together so they can see which one dies first...it's because WOMEN talk too much...and MEN don't listen enough...that's NOT gonna change...sure it will modify itself from time to time...we quit draggin' ya by the hair didn't we??? No reason to think we won't continue making civil adjustments...but we're wired differently...we want to HOWL at the MOON...NOT because of it...I know what you're thinkin'...(My god this guy has lost it)...No my friends it is you who are lost in the dark...yet again...if you STOP for one minute and really think about it...MEN & WOMEN initially communicate for ONE reason...faceless...nameless sex...and don't point the finger at MEN...you ladies aren't sportin' Halo's...half the time you're thinkin'...("What if he's hung like an outie...and his belly button is bigger...where will I hide then)...so don't sit there proclaimin' innocence...buncha damn stone throwers anyway...so if that's the reason we establish initial contact with each other...why is it so hard to believe that's all we wanted from each other...why is it we have to complicate matters...look around the rest of the Animal Kingdom people...whaddaya see...the majority of animals on this planet...of a like species...mate extensively across the entire field of the opposite sex...those that attach to one mate for life...have significantly shorter life spans...when will we learn...I've said it before...and I'll say it again...we do some pretty ridiculous shit...for bein' the smartest animal on the planet...Have a Fabulous French Friday and may your Faceless Fornicating Endeavors not go Unnoticed!!!
