INTELLIGENCE PERSONIFIED!!!

Sumerians believed the liver made blood and the heart was the center of thought...

And why is this even surprising...these were the most intelligent beings of the age...a civilization heralded as being the first known functioning society in existence...in other words...remember yesterday when we discussed the possibility of a distant race dropping us off on this planet as a wild experiment...only to come back and teach us to crawl from the caves...Sumerians were the ones that made it...Sasquatch were the ones that didn't...I hafta mention them only because they were part of the Ancient Aliens show I watched the other night on one of my favorite channels...some of these clowns actually believe that Squatches are alien life forms...capable of disappearing into thin air when viewed by regular humans...I hadta laugh because prior to the original Star Wars movie...this hairy assed intruder from outer space NEVER existed...George Lucas created Chewbacca as an extraterrestrial for a very profitable movie saga based on some books...I mean far be it from me to point out the obvious here...but if Squatches were actually aliens...I doubt very seriously there would be any doubt as to whether or not there was any anal probing abductions going on...anyway...back to our long lost simpletons...the Sumerians...early medicinal education being what it was...first creatures outta the cave...first creatures to carve open a deceased human being for further study...I can see where they might have made the mistakes of identifying the liver as the creator of blood for the body...and I can also see where they might mistake the heart as the center of thought...some of us still use our heart to do most of our thinking to this day and age...they are usually born with 2 lower appendages instead of 3 and they tend to be more emotional than those that pee standing up...don't ask...NOBODY knows why...that's like asking what happens after life...NOTHING!!!  Personally I don't care what the Sumerians believed about the human body...it's already been proven to be incorrect which means NO matter how much I pick it apart it isn't gonna change...we aren't gonna wake up tomorrow and realize significant changes with how our bodies work...what I will say is this...the Sumerian language is one that is very difficult to translate...their aren't any earlier recorded languages to use as a basis for deciphering the characters and symbols...I wouldn't doubt if a few words were actually misinterpreted...maybe this little tidbit of info was supposed to say that they believed the liver 'cleansed' the blood...instead of created it...maybe they also believed that human thought was centered around a persons heart in the metaphorical sense instead of literally...since it is human nature to have compassion for others...in certain circumstances...NOT always...but sometimes...in which case they would have been RIGHT on both counts and the idiot that wasted their career wrongfully translating an unknown language is an even bigger moron today...and if so...it kinda makes ya wonder what else they screwed up when deciphering the ancient tongues of early civilizations...for all we know the Mayan calendar could simply point to a period in time where the Earth will shift a little more on its axis and uncover hidden treasures with which we will be able to better understand our existence...what if all these ancient languages were interpreted by a member of the Bush family...can you imagine what we are in for...unheard of tales of our country hiding actual WMD's in massive underground launch facilities...hell we may even find out that Osama bin Laden isn't really dead...he's living comfortably on our tax dollars in some far corner of the world where he won't be seen or identified yet he has all the comforts of a Federal Penitentiary...maybe we'll actually find the only 4 black boxes from airplanes that are the only recorded ones in aviation history that couldn't be found or retrieved...we might even get lucky enough to find the cure for maladies such as cancer...or at the very least decide to let foreign medicine have a stab at it since they seem to have the upper hand in that area...I think what the Sumerians were trying to tell us is that we have the capacity to party like rock stars so long as we have compassion for our fellow man...but then again that could be this new batch of Casey Jones I just came across...and for those that don't know who...or what Casey Jones is...shame on you...I'm sure the Sumerians would approve...they were the early magicians of using medicinal herbs over modified machinery and pill producing companies!!!  Have a fabulous Friday folks!!!  Enjoy your weekend!!!  I told my Momma about this picture...I hafta share since it is so relevant to the discussion of marijuana and how harmful it is...the bottom caption...which may not be visible...says...CHAMPIONS DO!!!  If this isn't proof enough of how misguided our government official are...I don't know what is...STOP sending your kids to college...make them smoke weed when they are teenagers and then hock their Gold Medals when they surprise the global community with never before seen dominance in their preferred sport!!!

THOSE NUTTY NAZI'S!!!

In Germany they used urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot, and sell it to the tannery...

Keep in mind folks...Germany is the country that brought us some of the greatest atrocities in human history...it's really NO surprise that families used to all piss in a pot...you would too if going outside meant the possibility of a new blue tattoo...you'll notice that the tidbit only states that this took place..'In Germany...' it doesn't however tell the whole story...families of the Jewish...whatever the hell it is...religion...ethnicity... conglomeration of other lost souls runnin' around under a different name...or those that were sympathetic towards Jews and offered them shelter during this atrocity...all pissed in the same pot to confuse the NAZI regime...and disrupt some of the odd scientific studies they were undertaking at the time...urine sample collection from each and every village or neighborhood was commonplace in WWII Germany under Hitler's reign...it was thought that this bodily fluid could be used to determine an individuals ethnicity through outlandish scientific testing...the cutting edge technology that would develop from this would later further DNA testing around the globe...so families that mixed their urine in the same pot could only use it as a resource for tanning...when Germany's scientists began figuring out how to separate the different strains of identifiers..those same Jewish families and those that sympathized with them...began urinating outdoors or in the grounds of the cellars and basements of adjacent buildings in an effort to continue thwarting the German research machine...it was during this time that the age old saying...'so poor they don't have a pot to piss in'...came from...when the Nazi soldiers would come around to collect the urine samples the families would beg off saying they were to poor to afford the luxury of a pot to piss in...and the uneducated blue-eyed blonde idiots would be on their merry way...ya know...maybe I should write a book someday...because I haven't a damn clue if any of what I said is even remotely true..but it just goes to show ya how easy it is to make something up on the spur of the moment...almost made that tidbit sound like one of the very few legitimate items we ever get to deal with...believe me idk where it comes from either...it's either untapped talent...or some form of vocabularic bipolarism...did it again...dropped  Dubyaism on ya...I don't know why spellcheck doesn't recognize the word Dubyaism yet...it hasta be in all the dictionaries by now...how do you tan animal hide with human urine...I mean how did we come to this juncture in human history...lemme see if I got this right...we were dropped off here as Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons by some intelligent life form as some sort of twisted experiment...they continued to visit us throughout our history...teaching us how to crawl from the cave and hunt for food...how to skin animals and use their hides for clothing and warmth...they left...large gaps in the theories of evolution and religion occur...they revisit us again and further our understanding of technology...lending us new ideas and tricks to use to develop humanity across the globe...they teach us how to use animal hide for other things like leather products...showing us the proper way of tanning hide...left us again to fend for ourselves...and somehow a select group of us came up with the idea to use our urine to tan animal hides...we made it through the Dark Ages...the Renaissance...and for what...so we could take 3 steps backwards...why would you even consider using urine for anything???  Unless of course you happen to be at Bellows Beach on Oahu and see someone get covered in Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish...at which time you should whip it out...or bare it and square it for the ladies...and fire at will...it is rumored that human urine will cause the jellyfish stingers to release from the victim as the slimy little sonofabitch deteriorates from the acidic content of the human urine...I'm NOT gonna sit here and tell ya that I know firsthand whether or NOT this works...I seldom stuck around to see the long term effects...when you go pissin' on jellyfish covered strangers it isn't always wise to wait around for a Thank-you...you're probably NOT gonna get one...but at least it will be interesting and all the other beach goers will look on in amazement as you walk away claiming to be just another misguided animal hide tanning tourist from the Fatherland...I swear...usin' human piss to tan animal hide...what didja do with it after that...sell it to people along the India spice trade route so they could mask that god-awful goat piss smell they seem to bathe in...Have a Happy Thursday folks!!!