No NFL team that plays it's home games in a domed stadium has ever won the Super Bowl...
This really shouldn't come as a big surprise...especially for those of you who have been rootin for that 400 year flop of a football team down in the 'D'...teams that are owned by idiots who built a domed stadium don't have the financial resources to play in the Free Agent market...they spend all their damn money on dome maintenance...this is a theory of mine...and it kinda has some weight to it...all ya hafta do is look back thru history...and it is evident that putting a roof over a stadium like building amounts to total and utter disaster...why do you think the Romans were so successful for so long...they played their games in the Colosseum...an open air stadium...one of the oldest around as a matter of fact...if they had domed that place it quite likely the Christians would have killed the lions...climbed the walls...and destroyed the Romans long before they gotta chance to build an Empire...and history would have taken a different course...the ripple effect of which would have been far reaching...hell who knows maybe the Lions from Detroit would have decided to play their games on a patch of turf in the great outdoors...like a Lambeau Field kinda place...and they would have established a dynasty...won more Championship trophies than the Yankees...and Les Habitants combined...(that's Montreal Canadiens of the NHL for all of you sports challenged individuals)...and believe me thatsa shit ton of trophies...thatsa nice fantasy to have if you are born and bred Michigan...I applaud those morons that built domed stadiums for their NFL teams to play in...it just shows that people who have money don't know a damn thing about what to do with it...piss it away on putting a roof over a building the size of a stadium...for what...to keep the weather out...what a dumbass idea...didn't work did it...and now your ignorant money wastin' endeavors include paying an enormous light bill on game days...because you blocked out the natural sunlight...BRAVO...it's no damn wonder these teams haven't had any success in winning a Super Bowl...look at the dipshit who signs your checks...chances are that the limited resources they have available for actually purchasing talent for the front office...is minimal at best...that's why you are playing on a team full of people who probably have NO business actually being in the NFL...but now that you are...they can't just boot your sorry asses out of the league...so they had to expand in order to field enough significant talent to compensate for your teams existence... that's why you end up with some dipshit who sits around judging talent...when they don't even know which end of a football is up...Matt Millen ring a bell...that guy shouldn't pick his nose...let alone be allowed to draft college kids for abuse on the lowest rung of the NFL ladder...I know...I know...they had a great year last year...won enough games to make the playoffs...and then history reared it's ugly head and ended the 2nd Cinderella season to ever hit Detroit...in all fairness...since the removal of old mole headed Millen...there has been an incredible increase in the kind of talent it takes to actually win and be competitive year in and year out...both on the field...and in the house...NOW here's an idea...pay whatever price you have to in order to keep the core of the front office intact long enough to build around Stafford, Megatron...and Headstomper...whatever his name is...Ndamukong Suh...ya know if ya say his name backwards...it still doesn't make much sense...anyway...as I was sayin'... anything short of making it to the 2nd round of the playoffs this season will be a complete failure... and heads will probably roll...and the NEVER ending vicious cycle of mediocrity will continue in the city by the stream FOREVER...but stupidness runs deep within the NFL elite as well...dome or NO dome...the other team that starts with a 'D'...may as well build a f**kin' pyramid over their new stadium...because here's another well known fact...and it...unfortunately...will be proven over and over again for several more agonizing years to come...NO team with TONY ROMO at the quarterback position will EVER win a SUPER BOWL either...seriously ya wanna know how this idiotic roller coaster...created by Peyton signing with Denver...will eventually play out??? Peyton signed with Elways Broncos...unless he wins 3 Super Bowls in a row and then retires...he isn't gonna make anyone forget the 4th Quarter Comeback King...then Tim..."I know God personally"...Tebow signed with the NY Jets...and boy was he ever excited...and it's a good thing...because NOBODY else seemed to give a shit...God included...NOW there is a quarterback controversy in the Big Apple...Tim Te-rri-blow...or Mark Sanchez...the NY Jets locker room seemed divided on what they thought of Mr. Sanchez as a quarterback last year...if Sanchez isn't traded before the start of the season...he will get to start...they will probably give him 4 or 5 games with which to prove he is THE MAN...if they aren't 4-1...or 5-0...Tebow will get a chance and Sanchez will demand a trade...it will be at this time that Mr. Jerry Jones will open his pocketbooks and grab the 2nd worst thing to set foot on an NFL field...and bring Sanchez to Dallas to backup dipshitpigshit...and fed to a pack of hungry wolves before I'll press #1 on my f**kin' cable box to watch the game in ENGLISH!!!