In 1997, Michigan became the 16th state to allow the blind to hunt...
NOW I know...most of you are thinkin'...this is the DUMBEST idea I have ever heard...me personally...under normal circumstances...I would agree 100%...absolutely ridiculous...BUT...it could be a blessing in disguise...if used appropriately...keep in mind...these people have no idea where they are or what they are hunting for...hunting blinds for the blind could be placed strategically around the state where politicians are part of the populace...see where I'm goin' with this...even when these idiots pass laws that seem to have been enacted with NO forethought...there are ways it could be put to good use...but seriously...I think they passed this law for one reason and one reason ONLY...statistical input from the hunting community...NOT that hunters wanted their blind associates to accompany them...the policy passers simply listened to what they were hearing from those that bought licenses over the years...the most commonly heard phrase at hunting camps in Michigan is..."I DIDN'T SEE SHIT!"...which led the lawmakers to assume that many of the hunters were blind...if they passed a law allowing the blind to hunt...they could eliminate those that didn't shoot a deer from the statistics they gathered to indicate how successful the season was...it's kinda like how the federal government knocks registered voters off the ballot count and replace them with people that have been dead for centuries in order to put the next puppet in the position of power...but seriously...ya know why you should NOT let blind people hunt??? Because they are BLIND...while NOT being able to see is an unfortunate incident to hafta deal with...it comes with certain benefits as well as disadvantages... BLIND people are fortunate...they do NOT hafta look at the ugliness of the world on a daily basis...they do NOT hafta scour the Earth for a pretty life partner...anything with a pulse will do...but it also comes with disadvantages...or things they should NOT be allowed to do...such as HUNT...Obummer wants to take our guns...and Michigan wants the blind to carry buckets of bullets out into the woods...I know in this age of Political Correctness in which we find ourselves mired in... efforts are being made to include everyone from all walks of life in our daily activities...but let's be honest...how effective is a BLIND hunter??? A kill shot requires precision of sight...unless of course you are hunting with an automatic assault rifle...or a bomb...in which case precision is replaced with minimizing collateral damage...a BLIND hunter would therefore be about as effective as a BLIND open heart surgeon...you might think it's a good idea at first...until you walk outta the emergency room lookin' like the Bride of Frankenberry...I find it odd that the state of Michigan would pass such a law without the foresight of providing further provisions...when you stop to think about it...allowing the BLIND to hunt...requires several other perks to be in place...hunters wear orange vests so that other gun toting friends of the forest can SEE them and NOT mistakenly shoot them...a requirement BLIND people lack the ability to carry out...how do you correct this problem...make all vision enhanced hunters wear bells on their boots...kinda defeats the purpose doesn't it...for most people...the BLIND included...the opportunity to go hunting also requires driving to the location of interest...another aspect the BLIND are ill equipped to handle on their own...this is easily rectified since they can hitch a ride...however if you are like me...and I NO longer hunt by the way...but if I did...and I had BLIND friends that wanted to tag along...I dare say I would place them in a windowless hunting blind while I was out trying to bag a buck...Oh shut up...you'd do it to...because who wants Billy...the BLIND GUY...Gustafson to be left in a location they could launch body piercing projectiles in their general direction...didn't think so...and guess what...they are NOT gonna know anyway...they're BLIND...they'll answer the question at camp the same as everyone else..."I didn't SEE shit today!"...and honestly that is all that will matter to them...they wanna fit in...and when NOBODY else SEES a buck they will feel like part of the gang...I know what you're thinkin'...that ONLY works if NOBODY shoots a deer...wrong...you set up 2 buck poles...one with NOTHING hangin from it...that way the BLIND don't feel left out...the other pole full of all the animals NOBODY saw that day...I know what some of you are thinking...you're sittin there shakin your damn head wonderin what in the hell is wrong with this guy...advising cruel practices for the BLIND that wanna hunt...listen I didn't say anything the rest of you weren't already thinkin'...I NEVER suggested placing their hunting blind in the middle of an 8 lane highway during rush hour...ask yourself a few questions and pay attention to your own answers...Would you let a BLIND person drive the cab you hailed??? Would you jump on a plane that was beinging piloted by a BLIND aviator??? Would you visit a BLIND optometrist for an eye test??? Would you let a BLIND banker handle your money??? (Well maybe...could turn out in your favor)...Would you let a BLIND proctologist place a finger in your poop chute??? NO...why??? BECAUSE they cannot SEE what they are doing...same reason you don't hand them a gun and let them go to work in the woods lookin for edible critters...if this was such a good idea don't you think the U.S. Government woulda sent a BLIND Navy Seals team after bin Laden...they didn't...why??? Because they were counting on the rest of us being BLIND to the truth...lemme remind you what happened to those brave warriors that were tasked with doing something NOBODY on Earth could pull off for over a decade...their helicopter...carrying every single member that was involved in the COVER-UP surrounding the death of the world's favorite bad guy...crashed...killing everyone on board...destroying ANY possibility of ever knowing the TRUTH... for those that are interested in finding out what REALLY happened on that fateful day in September might find a few of these documentaries useful research resources...Dark Legacy...ties George H.W. Bush into the assassination of JFK...it also ties his family tree into the Nazi organization...911 In Plane Sight...Loose Change An American Coup...while interpretations will vary...the FACTUAL evidence CANNOT be disputed...ONLY the BLIND will walk away believing the BULLSHIT the mass media was instructed to ALLOW us to view!!! I wanna wish everyone a Merry Christmas...Happy Holidays...Krispy Kwanzaa or whatever floats your boat...we will see ya back here after the first of the year!!! Merry Christmas!!!
