I wonder why that is...probably because the the f**kin name of the soup has the letter "O" in it...idk what's worse the normal bib drooling f**ktards we deal with daily or Captain Bob "I'll Be Damned" Obvious...now had this mad bastard of a genius postulated that there were 1,750 "W's" in any size can of Spaghetti'Os...I woulda hunted them down personally...backtracked their family tree...invented time travel...visited his grandpa in the past and cock shocked him with a branding iron to prevent this mud brained masturbator from ever being hatched...I'll bet the first words of wisdom ever spit out were..."There's lotsa light when it's sunny outside"...where do they breed these walking think tanks of common sense stuff...I mean seriously...I needa rum dummy like this to sit at my feet and feed me full of shit I coulda guessed by lookin' at the damn picture advertised on the product...how damn far under the rock are you livin' if you can;t figure out for yourself that Spaghetti-O's are gonna have a buncha f**kin' "O's" in them...guess what there's a buncha other letters in Alphabet soup...betcha didn't know that one know didja ol' foreseer of full flavored food groups...ya ever get the feeling you're the ONLY intelligent life in the universe...story of my life...I just got done doing my first online interview/webinar/power point presentation and some of the questions led me to believe that unless you draw very specific solid lines from one location to the next...people in general are ignorant enough to get completely lost...the presentation was in regards to the ammunition shortage here in this country and how ineffective guns are without it...the primary purpose was to drive listeners to the concept of learning how to reload ammo for themselves...I explained how it was my opinion the push for stricter gun control laws was NOTHING more than a clever disguise for the covert op of buying all the ammo..they don't care if you have guns...they just don't want you to use them for anything but a hammer...one of the questions posed wondered if the federal government would begin going after reloading equipment...(Shhhhhh...let it sink in a minute...let it stew and swirl around in the cranial kettle for a minute)...fortunately for me I am able to keep some of my inner thoughts from spilling forth orally during moments of public speaking...what I wanted to say and what I said were 2 totally different things...(thoughts running through my head: Somebody slap this idiots Momma...did I NOT just make it extremely clear how USELESS a GUN would be without AMMO??? Stands to reason that RELOADING EQUIPMENT would be just as USELESS without components like gunpowder and projectiles...) holy shit Sherlock...at the risk of sounding repetitively redundant (see what I did there) "No, they will NOT come after your reloading presses...they don't need them anymore than they do your guns...please do try and keep up there Gomer...we have a ton of shit to cover here and time is of the essence...it's amazing sometimes how unattentive people actually are...I'm telling people that manufactured ammo is almost non-existent and that reloading components are rapidly following suit...which is why I put together a manual on how to cast your own bullets and make gunpowder...I TOLD THEM THIS...and still someone asked what they should do since they can't find gunpowder and projectiles...(thoughts running through my head: "Consider substituting for an actual training target you walking waste of air sucking space"..."throw your gun at them and run...it's quite likely that's the ONLY time anyone will call you quick on your feet"..."how the hell were you the fastest swimmer being anchored by all that ignorance")...I have a new respect for inanimate objects like the alarm clock and how it must feel when it gets ignored or abused by its owner...poor lonely thing spends all day waiting for that one magical moment when it can sound the bells and WAKE someone up...ONLY to be smashed and bashed until it quiets down...it's like trying to use a bull horn if you have laryngitis...scream all ya want...NOBODY'S home or listenin...I smoke pot and I pick up on shit NOBODY else seems to discover...so either more of you need to get on the bong hittin' bandwagon...or I need to find a new planet to amuse myself with...LMAO!!!
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
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