There is NO rice in ricepaper...
OMFG...just when I thought we were gettin' close to drainin' the shallow end of the gene pool...up pops another spring of stupidity...NO rice in ricepaper...really??? Do you know how completely void of common sense an individual hasta be in order to do the research required prior to putting such retarded shit it writing...this idiots next job oughtta be performing as the Scarecrow in Wizard of Oz...f**kin' brainless bucket of body parts anyway...this moron is a walking billboard in support of stem cell research...I'm gonna go out on a limb here...without the assistance of Google...and absent of a net to catch me should I fall...but I'm guessin' there are NO toilets in toiletpaper either...you probably wouldn't believe me if I told ya there aren't any sandwiches in sandwich bags...there isn't one single duck in duck sauce...Walnuts...aren't made from walls...there's nothing soft about a softball...the Internal Revenue Service doesn't provide a service at all...nor does it conduct business internally...if it did it wouldn't require money from external components in order to operate efficiently...I mean where does this guy get off making such a ridiculous claim...my god I could go on forever pointing out products that don't contain items from their respective titles...Dish soap...isn't made from dishes...nor is baby powder produced from ground up infants...it boggles the mind when ya stop to consider that somebody...apparently NOT of an Asian ethnicity took the time...and put forth the effort...to actually research the ingredients of ricepaper before submitting their findings for the rest of the rectally birthed boneheads to go all gaga over...I can almost pinpoint the exact moment I heard about ricepaper...and simultaneously realized it had NOTHING to do with rice...the very first episode of Kung-Fu...starring that self-choking...closet incased...cock clubbin' Carradine boy...'Honorable Glasshoppa must closs the loom sirentry...while walkin ova licepapah'...at the time that show aired I believe my age was still in the single digits...slightly higher than the authors IQ...and yet I was able to deduce that ricepaper didn't contain rice...imagine that...perhaps it was due in part to my early academic years in elementary school where I soon realized that construction paper is one of the laziest of it's species...unable to build a damn thing without manipulation and instruction from others...ya know...had this tidbit come from somebody who was...say...3 years old...I would view it in an entirely different light...I would raise that child to my shoulders...run down the street...yelling...shouting...and signing praise over such a prodigious pedial person...because let's be honest...if your kid doesn't pick up on these simple things before going to pre-school...there is an above average possibility they are gonna waste your life savings on an education they can't use...they'll end up 30 year old paranormal experts...23 years past their prime...these are the kinds of un-genii...(that's a Wixson-ism...f**k it I hadta put up with it for 8 years...you guys can suffer one from time to time to ease my pain...un-genii...a group of...less than gifted...grey matter meltdowns)...we need to shake ourselves free from...they are significantly reducing our overall rating as a race...it saddens the soul to read a statement like that...I don't know about you...but I feel dumber just having read it...and I don't mean just a little..it's like bang my head against the wall while sucking my thumb stupid...and I only feel that way because I try to put myself in the originating authors shoes...see it from their perspective...try to envision what's going thru their minds when an overabundance of information results in the eye opening flash of illumination associated with pure inception...and I hafta be completely honest here...otherwise I would be lying...(see what happened there...BOOM...just like that...dropped an IQ point)...99.99999999% of the time...when I read the things these football helmets full of frontal lobotomies fumble outta their mouths...ONE...undying...beautifully illustrated picture accompanies this thought..."SO...THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING STUCK TO THE DRAIN IN THREE FEET OF WATER!!!"
