In 1904 the head of the U.S. patent office said it should close because everything that could possibly be invented had already been invented...
Unfortunately...like most government employees he couldn't have been more wrong...if only it were that simple...what made this DUMBASS so sure everything that was going to be invented had already been invented??? Seriously...what happened...did he run out of patents to write...when he started the job did they tell him...once this book is full...that's it we're done...lock up shop and collect retirement benefits??? You are in charge of handing out patents for inventions...and the steady flow of foot and mail traffic that has been constantly coming and going...hasn't indicated to you that people are still using the creative capacity of their cranial output calculators to concoct new inventions...WTF didja think future generations were going to be content driving around in those old ass cars that only went 30MPH downhill with a tail wind...this guy has got to be related to the BUSH family...because I remember another DUMBASS that stood on the bow of a naval vessel to hold a news conference stating that we had one the war in Iraq and all major military operations had come to a cease...a full...what...8 years and 3.000 + deaths too soon there Charlie...woulda been alot easier to end the war in Iraq when they found the WMD's...OH...that's right...we left empty handed after ten years of unnecessary death and destruction...I mean don't get me wrong...I don't blame the soldiers that were over there fighting...that's what they do...but it's NOT their fault they are misinformed...Military Intelligence is a concept still awaiting patent approval...and apparently they are standing in line at the desk of the dipshit that was in charge back in 1904...waiting for him to return...he ain't comin back because he thinks they were done inventin' shit long long ago...all this idiot had to do was look up the meaning of the damn word...'INVENTION'...which I will attempt to define here without the use of a dictionary...it's the creation of NEW things or ideas...a patent protects these NEW products and IDEAS from being stolen...or used without permission...so either this guy couldn't think for himself...quite possible considering that he was employed by the government and you are forbidden from having inception when you work in any of those departments...if they wanted their employees to have an original thought they'd give it to them...can you imagine if the person in charge of government departments could just say...HEY...that's it we're all done...shut the damn doors...let's PARTY...think of all the money we could save...simply by boycotting their existence for a week and making them believe they were NO longer needed...the IRS would be gone...I'll supply the locks...once we get everything shut down and clean out the White House I say we give it to the homeless...as partial payback...for years of inept service...I mean holy shit...I'd hafta start goin to church on Sunday with Momma...and we all know how that would turn out...boiling holy water and pews stacked against the door...they'd be closed up one way or another...and that would be fine too...I'm pretty sure they would be the oldest violators of patent law...had Constantine had a patent office nearby...I wonder if those DUMBASSES in 1904 actually had a minor shut down of the patent office...it would sure explain why all the products we get today come with the label...patent pending...makes ya wonder if the shit you're buyin' is gonna work...or if you are part of the guinea pig trial period...NO injuries or deaths after a year...APPROVED...I've NEVER been one to claim I understand all the inner workings of goverment...but seriously...ya didn't see the guys at the Department of Energy go bolting for the door...hopin to lock up shop and go home early...when Nuclear Energy was created...didja...and ya know why??? Because they knew their jobs weren't done yet...I don't get it...always puttin the cart before the horse...which expalins why history repeats itself...because if people learned from their mistakes...we wouldn't hafta keep reliving them!!!
