WOW...that's truly amazing...that musta taken like 12 years of after high school education to formulate a theory involving fire and it's ever present possibility to travel faster in an upward direction...lemme see...if memory serves correctly...since about the time the time I entered KINDERGARTEN...it has been a WELL known FACT...that if a FIRE broke out...the first thing you do is what??? It sure the hell isn't STAND-UP..for a very simple reason...HEAT & SMOKE...which are caused by FIRE...RISE...as does FIRE...it doesn't burn in a DOWNWARD DIRECTION...NEVER has and NEVER will...at least NOT without the aid of a science project...making a statement about fire moving faster up hill than downhill is about as useless as saying WATER travels downhill faster than it does uphill...at least in it's natural element...and this is all due to that little thing called GRAVITY...FIRE...which is an element...is obviously lighter than air which allows it to climb...when a fuel source is available above the fire line...it will burn that fuel faster...WATER on the other hand...which is also an element...is heavier than water...which makes it move downhill very rapidly in nature...unless of course I'm missin' somethin'...I for one have NEVER seen water move in an UPWARD direction without the aid of wind...or an outside propulsion system...NOBODY sets their sprinkler on the front lawn to water the clouds...just like NOBODY sets fire to the top of a tree in the hopes of burning it DOWN...we need more OBSERVERS OF OBVIOUSITY like this mental midget moron...with their crippling cranium of chemistry...seems some of us wouldn't be able to survive without them...UNBELIEVABLE the idiocy we have to indoctrinate ourselves with on a daily basis...I gave up weeping for the future along time ago...NOW...I just hang my head in disbelief and beg for mercy...although I suppose I shouldn't ridicule this individual for their inbred ignorance...maybe this was their greatest contribution to the human race...that is after all why most people propagate their parents pennies for an education they received off of a Bazooka Joe wrapper...damn Cracker Jack Chemists...some times it amazes me how absolutely retarded some of these idiots are...I often envision their idiotic grinning gullets as they announce to the world the FACTS they FOUND while fishing around for something useful...these are the people that the Annunaki will leave behind in December...when they swing through and whisk the rest of us off this god-forsaken...feeble minded infestation of a celestial cesspool...at least that's what I'm prayin' for...(and just in case they are monitoring our every word...I have but one ULTIMATUM...leave TONY ROMO here TOO...the only people that like that f**ktard are the overpaid pariahs of professional football on ESPN...you can keep them too...let them all praise each others penchant for mediocrity)...if fire moves faster uphill...somebody needs to put Tony's ass on the highest hill...that guy is the Cowboy's abominal equivalent of DUBYA...an unneeded DUMBASS occupying valuable time in a critical position...I apologize for getting off topic...as you can probably tell I'm watchin' MNF Cowboys/Bears...and if he didn't have PHENOMENAL receivers...he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a damn boat...now some people might say...but Kevin...how can you be so brutal in your judgment of the QB for your favorite team...and to that I say...BECAUSE...when you're the DUMBASS leading my team into the mellow grounds of mediocrity...I've NO use for you...it is your responsibility to carry the mantle...this guy smiles everytime he F**KS somethin' up...like an easy TD pass...if he doesn't need a fire lit under his ass...he damn sure deserves a drowning at the bottom of a water filled pool...by the looks of it Imma need a boatload of medical marijuana just to stomach the rest of this game...but I must say...in all HONESTY...(and yes...I posted this on facebook as well)...if ROMO blew any harder...they would have a new category of HURRICANE...quite capable of extinguishing a forest fire...uphill...downhill...without a hill...ANYWHERE on the PLANET!!!
