VEGETABLE HEADS!!!

In 1893 the US Supreme Court ruled that the difference between a fruit and a vegetable is as follows:  “Any plant or part thereof eaten during the main dish is a vegetable.  If it is eaten at any other part of the meal, it is a fruit.”...

And that folks...should tell ya all ya need to know about the legal system in America...the rulings handed down by the courts are biased and incorrect...what the hell does the Supreme Court know about fruits and vegetables...seriously...what if I'm havin' a Fruit Salad for dinner...and nothing else...am I eating both fruits and vegetables...or are the vegetables I'm mislabeling as fruits...and for that matter...what if I have a Blueberry muffin for dinner...during the course of the meal...and then a bowl of blueberries and cream for desert...is one different than the other...do they grow blueberries for muffins in a different way than those they use as a desert item...I DOUBT it...it's a NEVER ending vicious cycle of stupidity...and since this occurred in 1893...there stands a better than average chance we have located the genetic formula for ignorance...and it starts at the top...which means the rest of us are F**KED...we have NO chance of infiltrating their ranks and solving the problem...the IDIOTS control the Judicial system...most branches of government...alright...ALL BRANCHES...and the damn money...leaving the rest of us to figure out what the hell is what...and is often the case with this type of dumbass ruling...NOBODY in the history of man has ever been arrested...tried...or convicted of eating fruit with the main course of dinner or munching on a vegetable afterwards...I woulda thought that the US Supreme court had more common sense...silly me...giving credit where NONE is due...apparently it was too difficult for them to take a look at their own children and come up with a more appropriate ruling..."Anything kids turn their noses up at and refuse to eat...is a vegetable...anything they seem to like and want more of is a fruit"...at least that woulda been more in tune with the definition of the two food groups...one of my favorite snacks as a kid was celery and peanut butter...I NEVER realized that if I ate it with dinner it was a vegetable...but if Momma offered after dinner it was a fruit...SHE lied to me...shame on you...LOL...apparently SHE knew how to get her kids to eat vegetables according to the law...by advertising them as healthy fruits...makes me wonder what else I wasn't privvy to in my formative years...was that gelatinous shit called SPAM...actually edible...or did SHE pull one over on us then too...I also wonder when these moronic mental giants finally figured out the real difference between fruit and vegetables...or are they still imposing this ruling...I'll bet the damn thing is still on the books...it would reflect badly on those who impose...if they hadta admit they were wrong...it would open up a whole new can of worms to deal with...the repercussions of which would be endless...and according to this tidbit...a portion of the idiots who came up with this ruling musta been eaten during the main course of a meal...since they all seem to have a vegetative imagination and the common sense to go with it...I'm always amazed at how the ones elected or appointed to look out for the benefit of all mankind...haven't got a clue as to what they are doing 90% of the time...and yet...because of ties to other blue bloods in power they continue to get to the head of the pack and subject the rest of us to fathomless depths of depravity and anal retentive thought processes...whereby their heads are firmly lodged up their asses...and their sphincters are choking of any remaining oxygen...it kills the human spirit to think we live by the laws others think are going to promote the health and well-being of everyone uncontrollably beneath them...as a tribute to dumbass dictatorial laws the world over...I am preparing Peach Cobbler...Apple Pie...Cheesecake and Cherries Jubilee for dinner tomorrow night...the desert will be Potatoes...Green Beans...and Spinach Dip...and I dare someone to knock on my door with a Search Warrant...have a fabulous Thursday...and don't forget to eat your veggies...with your main course!!!

NO I SAID SHEEP!!!

When the KKK first started the original idea was for them to wear a white sheep.  A clerical error was made and the supplies department ordered 500 white sheets by mistake...

I doubt very seriously the authenticity of this statement...seems to me that if you were starting up an organization of this nature...you would want sheets over sheep any day...I mean...CORRECT me if I'm wrong here...but this was a southern state kinda thing at inception right???  So who the hell wants to go ridin around in the middle of the night on horseback in August heat in Alabama...wearin a dead SHEEP carcass...that would make more sense if it were a northern tradition...SHEEP...hey I gotta an idea fellas...let's get us 500 dead SHEEP pelts...and ride around carryin' torches...we're sure to scare the shit outta people...SERIOUSLY...if you believe this shit buy a gun and I'll send bullets...I mean who thinks of this crap...it's like somebody was eating a bowl of alphabet soup that had NO vowels...it makes my mind numb just thinkin' that people like this exist among us...it means that the possibility for future flesh sacks with little in the way of a conscious thought...is more of a nightmare than at any other time in human history...ya know it's times like these when I wish I knew how to dissect the human brain...look deep into the psyche of these morons and figure out where the seed turned bad...maybe we could develop a preventative medicinal technique to help curb the onset of epidemic idiocy...it'll come right after the famine epidemic that is sure to follow this current obesity epidemic we face now...everything's an epidemic these days...it's ridiculous...people can't eat what they want...and enjoy life as they see fit...with about bein' stereotyped...and now ya got the new King of Catastrophic Caca de la Cabeza...throwin out hairbrained ideas like this...NOW I don't pretend to be a history buff...and when it comes to topics of this nature it is best to tread lightly...but I firmly believe that the sheet was chosen...with eyes and mouth cut out...as a direct depiction of how they viewed those they hunted and massacred...the common ignorance of the day was that black people could only be seen at night by the whites of their eyes and the gleam of their teeth...so the sheet and cut out features contrasted this image sharply...had they rode around with sheep on their backs they woulda been hunted themselves by wolves...and rounded up by shepherds...counterproductive to the cross burnings and hangings they had planned for the evening...and did this dumbass pay attention to the fact that SHEETS can be ordered and purchased in mass quantity as one size fits all apparel...whereas sheepskin...ya kinda need a wide variety of different size BAA-BAA's...that can be troublesome and cumbersome when ordering replacements...it wouldn't have been worth the effort...you can hunt down and kill humans you disagree with or don't like...while at the same time runnin' around slaughtering sheep so ya won't get caught...it's gonna come back to haunt ya...and where in the hell does th number 500 come from...no organization...good or BAD...starts off with a membership of 500 people...they usually start out much smaller and tend to grow by word of mouth advertising...especially back then...ya gotta getta few volunteers to print off some posters...run them around town and tack them to poles or place them in winda's...hoping to recruit more members...seems an awful big first assumption that the whole concept was gonna take off...unfortunately 500 wasn't more than enough...it's too BAD that in this day and age we continue to see this type of ignorance displayed...NOT only against black people...there are several ethnicities or groups of people that are ostracized and left to defend for themselves with very little protection...and as terrible as that is...they have the brightest future...HEY...they get to inherit the EARTH...apparently after the rest of us are done pissin' all over it like we OWN shit around here...that's why I don't mind writin about these kinda things...because I really don't care what your skin color is...where ya came from...how big...tall...fat...small...skinny and thin or huge with a grin...NONE of that SH*T matters...what matters the most is how you use that grey wet bulbous piece of cranial luggage you carry around...when you start believin that the KKK mis-ordered 500 SHEETS...instead of the SHEEP they thought they were gettin'...I get to make fun of your dumb ass...it amazes me that you can breathe...I mean you obviously aren't a user of cinnamon...otherwise we wouldn't ne havin this coversation...at least according to one of your distant relatives...it's only Wednesday...look at that word...only in the ENGLISH language is it possible to mispronounce a word on a weekly basis...and NOBODY knows this better than Brett FAV-RE...(AADDWMM...Adult Attention Deficit Disorder With Medical Marijuana)...sorry...got side tracked...we have 2 more days until the WEEKEND...this Friday is a new National Greek Holiday...and the 40th Anniversary of Animal House...(IDK if that's true...made it up...figured I might share that with ya...in case there are those among ya that are as gullible as the SHEEP herder who came up with this tidbit)...so TOGA's are MANDATORY...NO SHEEP!!!