The first dog ever fitted with contact lenses was hit by a car the day after he was fitted with them...
If this surprises you at all...STOP what you are doing and pay attention...DOGS...as well as other less intelligent life forms in the animal kingdom...have significantly less vision than humans do...therefore until Doogie Bowser, DOG MD graduates from Harvard while he's still a puppy and learns how to manufacture contact lenses for his species...I'm gonna stand by my theory that what works on humans...doesn't work on pets...guess why??? I know...and the damn thing of it is...I NEVER spent a single dime of my parents money on a wasted medical education...it's because they are NOT created the same way we are...and they are unable to communicate correctly and efficiently...which leads me to wonder just what the hell the optometrist performing this function thought he was gonna accomplish...I mean what the hell makes ya thing that giving a damn dog an eye test is gonna provide you with the necessary information required to prescribe contacts...I can see it now...read the first line Duke...Woof...and now the second line...woof...woof...and the third line...can you read that one...woof...woof...(whimper...whimper)...woof...NOPE...looks like you blind as the bat I had in here last week...then ya jam contact lenses into his pupils...and what...send him out the door without a seeing eye human...of course he is gonna get hit by a car...stupid damn dog probably lost a contact lens in the middle of the street while he was chasing a ball...why do you think they put racing horses down when they get injured...because prosthetics aren't suitable for horses...ya know where this idiot graduated from medical school...Cal-Tech's LSD institution of HIGHer learning...because just like those dipshits we mentioned yesterday that thought they were playing music and making movies...you don't make unsound medical decisions when you are sober...I mean for all this dumbass knows...he got the prescription wrong and the poor dog stumbled out into the road...while the whole time he thought he was in the backyard with Jake the cat...who by the way was sitting on the fence by the road...grinning from ear to ear...whispering...NO...over here Duke...that is about the dumbest thing I have ever heard...contact lenses for dogs...or any pets for that matter...makes me wanna get my good clothes on and go sit in the woods at night howling at Squatches...I hadda blind cat once...you know what I did to help his vision...I opened the door when he wanted to go out...or come in...same as I would do for any of my pets regardless of vision problems...because here's the thing...I like every one of my pets...but they are replaceable...and until Veterinarian visits start resulting in prices less than that of a bullet...I'm gonna stick to my guns and let the little bastards fend for themselves...not children...I'm NOT gonna spend thousands of dollars at some dipshits office making sure my pet is in good health...especially a DOG...they eat their own shit...there isn't any amount of medical attention gonna solve that problem...premature death seems evident...and if it just so happens it's a blind pet I'm NOT particularly fond of...the last thing I'm gonna do is buy it corrective eyewear...I'm probably hopin' it won't come back home...I know I'm the cruel...cold hearted ...mad bastard...up north to most of you folks...but this kinda shit pisses me off...10 to 1 odds the owner of this particular dog...spent hundreds if not thousands of dollars on trying to help his pet see better...yet turned up his nose at broke ass Joe on the street corner...who lost his legs and job 8 months ago...due to a roadside bomb in Fallujah...lost his wife and kids 6 months after that...and is struggling to make ends meet while living in a cardboard box with all the other disabled veterans our government has swept under the rug...on top of that...I'm bettin' this particular pet owner hasn't made one significant contribution to society... as a matter of fact their probably a trust fund baby that inherited all of their money and hasn't had a single grain of filth beneath their fingernails...these people make me sick...and I've known a few of them in my lifetime...knew a family once...spent $3,000 on corrective surgery for their Great Dane because it had hip displaysia...their daughter on the other hand was denied the oral equipment she required in the form of braces...and was allowed to continue being ridiculed at school for having a mangle mouth...we don't communicate anymore...I guess my opinion of...WTF guys get your priorities straight...wasn't very well appreciated...and honestly I couldn't give a shit less...I need more f**ktards in my life...like I need the federal government combing thru my ass hairs with a hog hair toothbrush...what is it with humans anyway...why are they so compassionate towards animals on the one hand...and so violent against them on the other...I mean for instance...if your dog can't see...you run out and try to get it contact lenses...but if your dog bites somebody in self defense...everybody wants to kill it...they're f**kin animals you idiots...they have issues just like we do...if you beat your pet for being disobedient or acting aggressively towards others you end up in jail for animal abuse...yet if you don't control your pet and they attack somebody...you go to jail for neglecting to control your pet...it's ridiculous...I don't get it...if you buy something from a store...take it home and enjoy it for several years before it develops a problem that is irreparable...whaddaya do with it...toss it out and get a new one...you don't keep paying to try and fix the old one...it's the same with pets...they are going to die eventually and require replacement...save your money and buy a better model next time...and for the love of all creatures...STOP trying to perform procedures on them that can NEVER be proven to work...and repay your parents...they worked hard for that money you wasted!!!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
04/17/12
Up until 1967, LSD was legal in California...
Ya know...I really didn't need this tidbit to inform me of the drug laws in California...in the late 1960's... that entire state was one big ass bag full of toxic material back then...have ya heard some of the music... my god if it LSD hadn't been legal half that shit would still be sittin on record store shelves... I hate it when people misidentify good music from that era...sure there were some super hit songs by Jimi Hendrix...The Doors...The Animals...and my all time favorite band to ever take a stage...anywhere in the world...Pink Floyd...but come on...listen to the whole album...if those guys weren't trippin' their balls off then the audience had to be...because you don't put together music like that when you're sober...look at Ozzy Osbourne...a founding member of Black Sabbath...did so many drugs ya need a damn translator to understand him...and why is it like that with some of these singers...they come from England or some other foreign country...sing in perfect english...and then mumble incoherently when they're speaking...for fuck's sake...if ya can sing the damn words so I can understand them...can't ya at least attempt to speak the same way...and look at The Beatles...they experimented with so many drugs in so many different cultures...they NEVER had a good song...that band absolutely sucked ass...I'm sorry folks but the truth needs to be told...they sucked ass...yeah... yeah...yeah...they even titled a song...Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...for the drug...LSD...they had NO talent...the lyrics were so simple...you knew the entire song after hearing it once...the boys in Pink Floyd were so whacked outta their skulls they actually put together a tune titled...Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict...WTF is that...and the movies from that era...who was in charge of special effects back in that day...Dennis Hopper...I mean seriously look at some of the really old episodes of Star Trek...I swear those are flashlights being used as the twin propulsion units on top of the Enterprise...I mean really...California was the first state to legalize marijuana for medicinal use...because as we all know by now...Cali isn't a recreational state... hell NO...old people on pot go there to die...RIGHT...and the Pope is Protestant...LSD...regardless of what you may hear about the drug...is a synthetic man made product...designed by the C.I.A....with the governements consent and financial backing...kinda makes ya wonder just how the f**k our government operates...who invents a drug...a dangerous drug...one capable of inducing death...releases it to the general public thru the black market...and then decides to host a War On Drugs...it's NO f**kin wonder the national deficit is increasing at speeds close to that of light itself...I mean hell... how effective is a War On Drugs...you're spending money on covert programs like the C.I.A and D.E.A. so they can smuggle drugs into the country...disburse them...and then try and find them...that;s kinda like loading a gun...spinning around blindfolded...firing a round off into the air...and trying to find it years later...unless I missed something...this country should consider legalizing all drugs...I think about it...China and India are kicking our ass in propogation of population...seriously...we are in a slow foot race for third place...both these countries possess ethnic groups or religious sects that smoke Opium...and what do we have...a buncha potsmokers in prison...I mean come on...and our country allows companies that operate within it borders to farm out customer service call centers to a buncha Opium Den deliquents that can't annunciate a damn thing...here's an idea...bring jobs back to America...train the 90% of non violent...potsmoking prisoners within the system how to take calls and give them a shot at getting a job when they get out...instead of teaching them how to press license plates...there isn't much of a use for that on the outside...ya know who presses license plates...other than state run correctional facility attendees...former correctional facility attendees from the state of California that are strung out on LSD...you can usually find them at entertainment venues...like the county fair...or town festival...they travel across the country like gypsies all year long...setting up shop in a little stand they set up...and make personalized license plates for a price...because that's all they know how to do...the only difference is that on the outside they can make $15.00 or more per plate...as opposed to $0.14 an hour on the inside per how many plates an hour...and you silly bastards thought slavery had been abolished...it's just been renamed...it's called Penal Employment in this day and age... tricky bastards aren't they...and you know why most people don't catch on to these little things...9 times out of 10 it's from...Lack of Simple Detection of the evidence put before you...if the government wasn't in control of the media they wouldn't be able to cover-up...or spin their involvement in so many conflicting interests...and all of the illegal shit it carries out on a daily basis...personally I hope I live long enough to see it fall from within...before we end up being owned by every country that has a dollar to spare...maybe the U.S. Constitution has served it's purpose and it and every law ever established by it should be abolished...start over...that's how you fix a major f**k up...you don't just keep puttin band-aids on bullet wounds...they can't stop the bleeding...and here's a little hint for future biochemical developments...when you invent a drug or virus...and slip it into the mainstream population...let's make it something useful...let's say a drug that makes stupid people all over the world instant winners on...Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader...and here's the catch...you hafta get elected into a political position...elect to pursue a legal career...a medical career...or hunt for Bigfoot in order to get a prescription for these pills...paranormal investigators will also be given special consideration for prescriptions...after the age of 7...I'll tell ya what...ya don't wanna see me in charge of this mess...I'd close the borders...fire the senators and congressmen...use that windfall of money to employ some of the most violent people I can find to protect our borders...they get bonuses for one shot-one kill confirmations...you want to come into this country there will be one airport...located right in the heart of Hicksville, USA...let's see your smart ass get past the hillbillies from Deliverance...why was LSD made illegal in California in 1967??? That's the better question...because it got into the wrong hands...the government wanted to use it for psych-ops...against foreign POW's...and secret agents...in order to get them to divulge information...apparently thinking that causing a human being to hallucinate could somehow scare them into telling the truth...little did they know that people who are hallucinating...DON'T know the truth...they have lost touch with reality...DUMBASS...whether chemically induced or from breaks in the individual psyche...the fact that the truth is floating across the room in the form of a pink elephant with a dripping rainbow snout..should lead anyone taking the new...DIPSHIT SHOT...immediately recognize this little fact...long before experimenting with these kinds of Lazy assed Systems for Detecting the...TRUTH!!!
Ya know...I really didn't need this tidbit to inform me of the drug laws in California...in the late 1960's... that entire state was one big ass bag full of toxic material back then...have ya heard some of the music... my god if it LSD hadn't been legal half that shit would still be sittin on record store shelves... I hate it when people misidentify good music from that era...sure there were some super hit songs by Jimi Hendrix...The Doors...The Animals...and my all time favorite band to ever take a stage...anywhere in the world...Pink Floyd...but come on...listen to the whole album...if those guys weren't trippin' their balls off then the audience had to be...because you don't put together music like that when you're sober...look at Ozzy Osbourne...a founding member of Black Sabbath...did so many drugs ya need a damn translator to understand him...and why is it like that with some of these singers...they come from England or some other foreign country...sing in perfect english...and then mumble incoherently when they're speaking...for fuck's sake...if ya can sing the damn words so I can understand them...can't ya at least attempt to speak the same way...and look at The Beatles...they experimented with so many drugs in so many different cultures...they NEVER had a good song...that band absolutely sucked ass...I'm sorry folks but the truth needs to be told...they sucked ass...yeah... yeah...yeah...they even titled a song...Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...for the drug...LSD...they had NO talent...the lyrics were so simple...you knew the entire song after hearing it once...the boys in Pink Floyd were so whacked outta their skulls they actually put together a tune titled...Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict...WTF is that...and the movies from that era...who was in charge of special effects back in that day...Dennis Hopper...I mean seriously look at some of the really old episodes of Star Trek...I swear those are flashlights being used as the twin propulsion units on top of the Enterprise...I mean really...California was the first state to legalize marijuana for medicinal use...because as we all know by now...Cali isn't a recreational state... hell NO...old people on pot go there to die...RIGHT...and the Pope is Protestant...LSD...regardless of what you may hear about the drug...is a synthetic man made product...designed by the C.I.A....with the governements consent and financial backing...kinda makes ya wonder just how the f**k our government operates...who invents a drug...a dangerous drug...one capable of inducing death...releases it to the general public thru the black market...and then decides to host a War On Drugs...it's NO f**kin wonder the national deficit is increasing at speeds close to that of light itself...I mean hell... how effective is a War On Drugs...you're spending money on covert programs like the C.I.A and D.E.A. so they can smuggle drugs into the country...disburse them...and then try and find them...that;s kinda like loading a gun...spinning around blindfolded...firing a round off into the air...and trying to find it years later...unless I missed something...this country should consider legalizing all drugs...I think about it...China and India are kicking our ass in propogation of population...seriously...we are in a slow foot race for third place...both these countries possess ethnic groups or religious sects that smoke Opium...and what do we have...a buncha potsmokers in prison...I mean come on...and our country allows companies that operate within it borders to farm out customer service call centers to a buncha Opium Den deliquents that can't annunciate a damn thing...here's an idea...bring jobs back to America...train the 90% of non violent...potsmoking prisoners within the system how to take calls and give them a shot at getting a job when they get out...instead of teaching them how to press license plates...there isn't much of a use for that on the outside...ya know who presses license plates...other than state run correctional facility attendees...former correctional facility attendees from the state of California that are strung out on LSD...you can usually find them at entertainment venues...like the county fair...or town festival...they travel across the country like gypsies all year long...setting up shop in a little stand they set up...and make personalized license plates for a price...because that's all they know how to do...the only difference is that on the outside they can make $15.00 or more per plate...as opposed to $0.14 an hour on the inside per how many plates an hour...and you silly bastards thought slavery had been abolished...it's just been renamed...it's called Penal Employment in this day and age... tricky bastards aren't they...and you know why most people don't catch on to these little things...9 times out of 10 it's from...Lack of Simple Detection of the evidence put before you...if the government wasn't in control of the media they wouldn't be able to cover-up...or spin their involvement in so many conflicting interests...and all of the illegal shit it carries out on a daily basis...personally I hope I live long enough to see it fall from within...before we end up being owned by every country that has a dollar to spare...maybe the U.S. Constitution has served it's purpose and it and every law ever established by it should be abolished...start over...that's how you fix a major f**k up...you don't just keep puttin band-aids on bullet wounds...they can't stop the bleeding...and here's a little hint for future biochemical developments...when you invent a drug or virus...and slip it into the mainstream population...let's make it something useful...let's say a drug that makes stupid people all over the world instant winners on...Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader...and here's the catch...you hafta get elected into a political position...elect to pursue a legal career...a medical career...or hunt for Bigfoot in order to get a prescription for these pills...paranormal investigators will also be given special consideration for prescriptions...after the age of 7...I'll tell ya what...ya don't wanna see me in charge of this mess...I'd close the borders...fire the senators and congressmen...use that windfall of money to employ some of the most violent people I can find to protect our borders...they get bonuses for one shot-one kill confirmations...you want to come into this country there will be one airport...located right in the heart of Hicksville, USA...let's see your smart ass get past the hillbillies from Deliverance...why was LSD made illegal in California in 1967??? That's the better question...because it got into the wrong hands...the government wanted to use it for psych-ops...against foreign POW's...and secret agents...in order to get them to divulge information...apparently thinking that causing a human being to hallucinate could somehow scare them into telling the truth...little did they know that people who are hallucinating...DON'T know the truth...they have lost touch with reality...DUMBASS...whether chemically induced or from breaks in the individual psyche...the fact that the truth is floating across the room in the form of a pink elephant with a dripping rainbow snout..should lead anyone taking the new...DIPSHIT SHOT...immediately recognize this little fact...long before experimenting with these kinds of Lazy assed Systems for Detecting the...TRUTH!!!
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