During the Roman Empire, the Romans used lead as a sweetening agent...
Lemme ask you a very simple question...How ass-tastic does your regular food hafta taste before you start looking for a metallic mouth watering meltable solution for sweetening that shit up...I think I'd try my hand at eating the unwashed ass of a water buffalo before I'd start swallowing massive amounts of lead to modify the taste of the stuff I was about to ingest...I mean seriously...if the fowl is that foul...don't eat it...feed it to the dogs...this tidbit probably says alot more about why the Roman Empire eventually vanished rather than survived to the modern era...seeing as how lead was the primary resource for tools...weapons of war...and apparently an addition to the appetite...eventually one source is going to outweigh the other...you can't eat the same material you use to build weapons of war...because eventually your heavier than normal ass is gonna run out of enough supply to manufacture the tools necessary to defend yourself when all you have conquered begin to rebel...I don't really understand the use of lead as a sweetener...have ya ever stuck the business end of a pencil in your mouth accidentally??? NOT an event you are likely to forget...or repeat anytime soon...and why lead...it isn't one of the more precious metals...or even one of the shinier ones...now I know that the people of that time didn't have the knowledge regarding harmful and toxic materials that were unfit for human consumption...but come on...what's the one thing you think of when you envision Julius Caesar...or any Roman Emperor for that matter...you see them sitting on a lush lavish seating arrangement...sucking down wine and grapes...ya gotta figure they understood the difference between what was SWEET and what was metallic...I mean seriously folks...ya don't see us runnin around all cannibalistic chomping on the heads of politicians do ya??? NO...and why??? Because they are the things that promote our war mongering government...if we ate them we wouldn't be able to infiltrate foreign countries and insist they implement a "democratic" society...which we are incapable of achieving here at home...and yes folks...believe it or NOT...we ARE attempting to establish a New World Order...IDGAF what they say...WE just happen to have people gifted enough to launch a global war in the fight against TERRORISM...a nameless...faceless entity that is found on five of the seven continents that make up the surface of this planet...throughout all of previous human history...the Roman Empire included...when countries engaged in war there were two identifiable sides to the situation...allies and enemies...LISTEN to what your own government is telling you...NOT so much in words...BUT in actions..."You either stand with us...or you stand against us"... a Declaration of War on everyone living on this planet regardless of citizenship...they even want you to hand over your GUNS quietly and conveniently...you know what type of government does that to it's citizens??? Those that FEAR an uprising from its citizens...a DICTATORSHIP...America has become the Home of the Hypocrites and the Land of the Slaves...how many actual freedoms do you enjoy taxpayers??? Less than you can count on your left hand...let's define FREEDOM...(an item or idea that CANNOT be taken from you)...every time they pass a law it is for one purpose and one purpose ONLY...to restrict the 'freedoms' they allow you to enjoy...there are but two things that are truly FREE in life...the air you breathe...and the ideas that float through your little head...outside of that you have a list of RESTRICTIONS you hafta abide by in order to remain FREE to think and breathe for yourself...and why do we promote war over peace??? For the same reasons the lead sucking sweethearts in Rome did...because WE want to RULE the world...here's some food for thought...WWI lasted from 1914-1918...WWII lasted from 1939-1945...4 years and 6 years respectively...why??? Because we had a KNOWN target...the end of war was therefore inevitable...one side would WIN...and the other side would lose...how long has the WAR ON TERRORISM lasted??? Over a decade...beginning on 9-11-01 and continuing through to this day...how much longer will it last??? ETERNALLY...because you CANNOT win a war against and unseen force...what you can do is ensure that all of the Defense Contracting Companies you own stock in continue to prosper while the rest of the economic industry crumbles by the way side...it creates a gap in society that will NEVER be bridged...I'm almost shocked they haven't made it mandatory to reinstall lead based paint and force us to feed paint chips to our children...NOW I know what some of you are thinking...the War on TERRORISM is a necessary endeavor for us to be spearheading...that there are people on this planet that are unable to protect themselves from the forces of evil they are suffering through...BULLSHIT...I'm all for helping out friends... family members...associates...fellow citizens...and what have you...but ONLY to a certain point...you may be destitute...dirty...unshaven...unwashed...illegitimate and ignorant beyond belief...but if you were born with two feet and do NOT like the place in which you live...STOP calling us for help and START walkin your ass to a new country...look times are tough all over...DICTATORS rule by force because the rest of their countryfolk are idiots who STAY put...if they left their home country in a massive exodus...dipshits like Saddam Hussein would have NOTHING to DICTATE over...defeating TERRORISM does NOT require the loss of life from sacrificial soldiers...it requires a couple of big f**kin' boats and logical thinking...something the Roman Empire was incapable of accomplishing...and that are own government has yet to figure out...I mean hell...the last Roman Empire fell around 476 AD...presumably from an abundance of lead poisoning rather than an inability to continue conquering foreign countries...and it only took our elected idiots up until 1977 to ban it from use in our country...a staggering 1501 year period...unfortunately our government continues to perform more TERRORIST acts on its own citizens than any other group...cell or entity on the planet...the problem is...it will take the American public another 1501 years to figure that shit out...and by then we'd all probably be better off licking a lead off a lettuce flavored popsicle!!!
