On a canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag...
WOW...yet again...we find ourselves in the company of 'El Capitan Caca de la Cabeza'...google a pic of the Canadian two dollar bill...and yeah I can see how somebody might make the mistake of misidentifying the flag flying over the Parliament building as an American flag...all one needs do is a little research...for the love of morons everywhere...learn how to properly utilize the tecchnology available to you...dipshit...it's as close to being the American flag as your skid mark coated under garments...have you got any idea how absolutely disheartening proving this tidbit is for me??? Here I am trying to pawn off states we NO longer need to our friends to the North and some simpleton of symbolism hasta go and make an assinine remark like this...I mean seriously...you don't even need google...all it takes is enough common sense to fill one of those paper Daisy Cups we all became familiar with in the bathrooms of our parents...ask yourself...WHY would an American flag fly over a government building of a country we have NEVER owned or occupied...the answer is OH SO obvious...IT wouldn't...I weep for the future of the American Education system and those who buy into it...you know what prevents me from spouting off unsupported regurgitations of ridiculousness??? I take too much pride in my family to embarass them with ignorance...this persons parents have a bumper sticker that says..."My child is an honor student of stupidity!"...and how proud they must be...raising a rugrat with the IQ a proctologist could count on one finger...this is why I support states with pro choice programs...it keep the number of coat-hanger haloed heathens to a minimum...ya know...we had kids like this when I was in school...we didn't haze them...or bully them...we just waited for them to graduate so we could say we knew someone who could get us free fries at McDonalds...and the problem isn't just with the education system...I blame the parents as well...for NOT doing enough to protect the rest of us from being subjected to this kinda shit-for-brains mentality...if you're gonna lock little Johnny in the closet for 18 years...don't set them free on society...just pack your things and move...leave them there...with any luck the house will be condemned and demolished...ridding the world of the next Stupor Sleuth...where the hell do these people come from...I mean for f**k's sake...I have a broken watch that's right twice a day...ya may NOT be able to fix stupid...but you can damn sure buy a leash and keep it from roaming the streets unsupervised...I call these people my Dimple Domed Delinquents...because that's what you get when you opt for a plastic coat hanger as opposed to one made out of metal...again...a problem associated with improper planning of avoiding parenthood...ya know...making statements like this individual did...immediately eliminates you from the possibility of playing professional Pictionary...(EHHHNNN!!! Wrong Answer...it's a vertical line...NOT your family tree)...unless this is an answer to that ever popular family game...'What I don't know about..."Trivia"'...then somebody is in dire need of an optical operation...this guy is one shitty idea away from earning an honorary degree in scatology...ya know...maybe it's just me...but when my kids say something that stupid...I don't just shake my head and wonder when they'll venture out into the vast wastelands of America unprepared...we have a discussion...that usually involves an idea I'm pretty sure the inventors of the internet had in mind when they started launching search sites...GOOGLE...it's NOT just a spell checker...because the last thing I wanna do is prove that the technology available today is only as good as the dumbass misusing it...now don't get me wrong...I don't proclaim to be the all knowing guru of gadgetry...but I'm pretty sure I know how to take the necessary steps to research what I need to know before I fumble thru something only to find myself the funny f**kin' format for someone elses blog...because by that time resistance is futile...I only wish the authors weren't anonymous...I can only imagine the conversations one could have with these anti-tachyon truth tellers...makes me curious what kinda debate I could have with someone who thinks at the speed of dark...would I be able to keep my edge...because if they can't see what their next idea is going to be...how can I possibly have the foresight to prepare myself mentally...it would be like talking to a schizophrenic with ADHD...(like listening to Dubya speak...in other words)...for 8 years I felt like I failed first grade English...I had to pull up Google translate...specify 'Idiot' to "English' parameters...and try to type words I NEVER knew existed into the damn thing just to have some sort of hidden clue as to what he was saying...it wasn't until just this year...after getting my new Droid Razr and upgrading the OS on it did Translate finally spit out the meaning of WMD so that I could understand them...(WhatchaMaDinghies-[D] for Dubya-ism...since it's neither a noun...verb...conjunction...injunction...compunction...but a dysfuntion entirely...it means literally...'Shit I made up down at the ranch in Texas because I cain't read them damn detailed reports about who was actually at fault for causing those buildings to fall')...people like this author...and certain past Presidents... should be legally held accountable for violating one of Life's Lessons...'Better to remain SILENT and appear STUPID...than to open one's mouth and REMOVE all DOUBT!!!'
