More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones...
This makes absolutely NO sense...sure toothbrushes come in an abundance of colors these days...they're NOT all identical like their bamboo and boar hair bristled cousins from ancient Chinese antiquity...and people do tend to have a favorite color preference when selecting objects for personal use or possession...but in order to make a statement of this nature and have it stand up to intense scrutiny you would need to conduct a statistical data collecting survey of global proportions...I hate when these idiots spend five minutes in the personal hygiene department of a general merchandise store watching the shopping habits of a few consumers before making uneducated and misinforming assumptions of this nature...it just promotes laziness...a lack of effort...and a complete lapse of logical thinking among those that stumble across the shit they provide...how do they know that outta the 10 people they watched buy a blue toothbrush...5 of them weren't color blind...2 of them didn't give a shit about color they were more concerned with style, shape and configuration of the bristles...and that the other 3 couldn't find the hue from the color palette they truly desired...DUMBASSES...now... had this mental equivalent of a midget mud wrestler made a statement such as...'More people use blue tooth devices than red ones'...I'd praise them for their propensity to point out the obvious...of course more people use blue tooth devices than red ones...because NOBODY has decided to establish new technology of a similar nature under a different color combination...and the name of the color in this situation does not actually refer to the shade of the device...as I work from home...and often have the T.V. on in the background for noise pollution...I tend to witness an abundance of advertisements during commercial breaks...and by the looks of all the enticements I see for veneers and dentures...crowns and caps...new innovative dental procedures...whitening strips and techniques...I'd venture to say that MORE people neglect using a toothbrush of any color altogether...personally I hate dentists...dental offices...or anything to do with professional oral corrective procedures...those asshats apparently take a barbaric butchering class as part of their studies...you'd think after several years in practice they would have come up with a way to perform painless techniques that don't leave you droolin' all over your damn dungarees...or cause you to produce denim diamonds when your sphincter slams shut every time they drum up the drill...you know how some people have an absurd fear of clowns...well dentists are the things that make my dreams turn to nightmares...and make NO mistake about it...I do NOT have one of those shiny Hollywood grills you see on the silver screen...bar room brawls...roller hockey fights...and joining the USAF took care of that...I didn't have a cavity in my cranium until I enlisted in the service...after which I soon learned what it meant to be government property...we were forced to visit the dentist for a checkup regularly...and in many cases...Yours Truly among them...used as guinea pigs for training new officers as dentists...even if you used an assortment of toothbrushes that encompassed the entire spectrum of the rainbow...and brushed your teeth to the point you were in jeopardy of wearing away enamel...you were going to have a cavity that needed filling...they don't care how pristine your puss is...they need practice dummies to perfect their horrific techniques...before they depart the service themselves and make a small fortune carving holes in the oral bones of civilian citizens...ya know who this information is useful for??? FOLLOWERS...COPYCATS...PEOPLE that can't make a decision for themselves... real people are less concerned with the color of their dental decontaminating device than they are with the comfort and performance of the piece...don't act like the rest of these idiots and subscribe to pack animal mentality...separate yourself from the herd and think for yourself!!!
