...and that's extremely important and useful information right there...especially if you consider FISH ASSHOLES a delicacy...who in the name of Erasmus decided they wanted to stick a thermometer up the backside of an Icelandic Cod...you've nothing better to do then grab a rectal thermometer and go jabbin' it up a poor helpless fishes ass...whaddaya practicin' to be an alien abductor in your next life??? Gonna come sneakin' up behind a pod of dolphins waitin to probe one of them next??? I mean seriously...who needs to know this...and WHY??? They are FISH...they are a FOOD SOURCE...I don't care how cold the asshole of the fish is when it's caught...cuz one of two things is going to happen...they will either filet it...in which case the asshole will NEVER appear on my plate...or they'll serve the bastahd whole...in which case I don't plan on eating any part of the fish within a 3" diameter of the exit factory of said fish...there has gotta be somethin' seriously wrong with your medula oblongata if you're runnin around testin the temperature of the rectal cavities of fish...what were ya hopin to discover from that little extra credit effort??? Didja win a pocket protector at the World Science Fair for F**cktards...take it home and proudly display it on your wall...nic conversation piece that must be..."Hey look folks...I got this award for stickina long shiny object up the ass of this Icelandic Cod I caught"..."AND???" where do ya go from there...what's next...lemme get this straight now...12 years of school...another 4 years for the bachelor's degree...4 more years for a Master's...another 2 years for a PhD...and you're finished after testing the gas passin' chamber of a Cod named after a country...BRA-F**KIN'-VO!!! you coulda donated all that money to feeding a family in Ethiopia for CENTURIES...but NO...you...you're a selfish prick aren'tcha??? Gotta go and waste it on something ridiculous like the poop chute of a fish after it's done floppin' around for a bit...what's your professional title there junior...Necrophiliac Fish Sodomy Specialist...and you ignorant bastahds can't figure out why sharks attack...or why Asian Carp jump into boats trying to wreak havoc on fishermen...they view you asshole fondling fish f**kers as the mothership of aliens...think about it...you float around at the edge of their atmosphere...you abduct the dumb ones and start jammin' shit where it doesn't belong...for no apparent scientific reason...or benefit to society...how many times have ya morons probed sharks...or Asian Carp for that matter...what is this a global conspiracy from the fish fart factory fondlers of the world...try to keep people outta the oceans by pissin' off the ugly fish??? Where is this information useful...I mean seriously...somebody tell me I'm wrong...that there is a very valid reason we need to know what the internal temperature of an Icelandic Cod's Crap cutter is...that thousands of lives were saved...that they think it might lead to a cure for cancer...ANYTHING...don't let me be right...AGAIN...I am kinda curious as to what the process is...because I dare say if you wasted that much of your life studying the wrong books...you haven't a hairball's chance in hell of being able to catch a fish...let alone an Icelandic Cod...how didja itch that to the captain and crew..."Listen fella's...I have this scientific study I'd like to conduct...I have this vision of sticking this thing...(holds up rectal thermometer)...up the anus of an Icelandic Cod in the hopes of establishing a significant internal temperature...whaddaya think...it'll make ya famous..." I can't believe somebody didn't slap the stupid sonofabitch over the rail and keep this information from becoming public...talk about missin' a golden opportunity...that woulda at least madeja famous among the crew members...hindsight's a motherf**ker ain't it...try usin' some FORESIGHT next time...it'll solve all those problems where you hafta keep lookin' back at all the dumb shit you've done with the life you wasted money on...see you folks on Thursday!!!
