OH THE WONDERMENT OF WISODOM!!!

Leeches have 32 brains... 

...wouldn't it be nice if they shared a few with politicians...lawyers...doctors and scientists... think of where we would be today with all that wisdom shared among men...we would likely have actual facts NOT based on theories...remedies for ailments that didn't require guinea piggin humans to see if they work and what the long term effects were...we might actually have a judicial system that functioned in a quick and speedy fashion with no room for error ...appeals and tankers full of taxpaying dollars to fund it all...we could enjoy a society run by leaders with logic instead of suffering through societal stupidity...holy crap...it would be euphoric...a veritable buffet of things that don't include BULLSHIT...Idk about you folks but I'm to the point I would honestly give serious consideration to casting a vote for a leech if it were running for office...but seriously folks it isn't how many brains you have...it's how you USE what is at your disposal...leeches which are amoebic representations of their human equivalents...spineless creatures that do not want to be looked down upon yet haven't the intestinal fortitude to accept responsibility for their actions...they may have 31 more brains then their two legged counterparts but they don't use them anymore effectively...case in point leeches slither from one location to the next sucking the life out whatever host they find...a befitting description for politicians, lawyers, doctors and scientists...leeches really have no idea how they got here...or what their purpose is...neither do the previously mentioned professionals...leeches do very little of their own work...relying on the host body to provide...need I say more...is it any wonder then that these same professional career fields are often likened to "blood sucking leeches"...I'd say they have done everything in their power to live up to the persona applied to them...it's NOT as if they are being related to leeches because these creatures are highly intelligent and have enormous brain capacity...I mean you can learn more reading a box of Cracker Jacks than ya can from speaking with one of these geniuses...and don't get too laughin to loud or too quick because that says more about us than it does them...we have allowed the dumbest people on the planet to obtain the highest positions in humanity...world leaders...reputable resources...and the trickle down economics 'of ignorance' are the same as they were under Reagan...the dumbest make everyone around them dumber...these giants of the gene pool should have been swallowed...don't get me wrong there are a few new politicians making the scene who appear to be worth their salt in any given situation...Rand Paul is a force to be reckoned with...highly intelligent...or at least has speech writers that know how to do research...and he has SAND...which is what we need from our elected officials...he is NOT afraid to raise the voice of his constituents in the face of his peers in Congress...a trait they should all possess...unfortunately there are many more leeches than there are leech wranglers...which means that it will get worse before it ever gets better!

HI-YO SPAGHETTI-OH!!!

There are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of Spaghetti’Os...

I wonder why that is...probably because the the f**kin name of the soup has the letter "O" in it...idk what's worse the normal bib drooling f**ktards we deal with daily or Captain Bob "I'll Be Damned" Obvious...now had this mad bastard of a genius postulated that there were 1,750 "W's" in any size can of Spaghetti'Os...I woulda hunted them down personally...backtracked their family tree...invented time travel...visited his grandpa in the past and cock shocked him with a branding iron to prevent this mud brained masturbator from ever being hatched...I'll bet the first words of wisdom ever spit out were..."There's lotsa light when it's sunny outside"...where do they breed these walking think tanks of common sense stuff...I mean seriously...I needa rum dummy like this to sit at my feet and feed me full of shit I coulda guessed by lookin' at the damn picture advertised on the product...how damn far under the rock are you livin' if you can;t figure out for yourself that Spaghetti-O's are gonna have a buncha f**kin' "O's" in them...guess what there's a buncha other letters in Alphabet soup...betcha didn't know that one know didja ol' foreseer of full flavored food groups...ya ever get the feeling you're the ONLY intelligent life in the universe...story of my life...I just got done doing my first online interview/webinar/power point presentation and some of the questions led me to believe that unless you draw very specific solid lines from one location to the next...people in general are ignorant enough to get completely lost...the presentation was in regards to the ammunition shortage here in this country and how ineffective guns are without it...the primary purpose was to drive listeners to the concept of learning how to reload ammo for themselves...I explained how it was my opinion the push for stricter gun control laws was NOTHING more than a clever disguise for the covert op of buying all the ammo..they don't care if you have guns...they just don't want you to use them for anything but a hammer...one of the questions posed wondered if the federal government would begin going after reloading equipment...(Shhhhhh...let it sink in a minute...let it stew and swirl around in the cranial kettle for a minute)...fortunately for me I am able to keep some of my inner thoughts from spilling forth orally during moments of public speaking...what I wanted to say and what I said were 2 totally different things...(thoughts running through my head: Somebody slap this idiots Momma...did I NOT just make it extremely clear how USELESS a GUN would be without AMMO???  Stands to reason that RELOADING EQUIPMENT would be just as USELESS without components like gunpowder and projectiles...) holy shit Sherlock...at the risk of sounding repetitively redundant (see what I did there) "No, they will NOT come after your reloading presses...they don't need them anymore than they do your guns...please do try and keep up there Gomer...we have a ton of shit to cover here and time is of the essence...it's amazing sometimes how unattentive people actually are...I'm telling people that manufactured ammo is almost non-existent and that reloading components are rapidly following suit...which is why I put together a manual on how to cast your own bullets and make gunpowder...I TOLD THEM THIS...and still someone asked what they should do since they can't find gunpowder and projectiles...(thoughts running through my head: "Consider substituting for an actual training target you walking waste of air sucking space"..."throw your gun at them and run...it's quite likely that's the ONLY time anyone will call you quick on your feet"..."how the hell were you the fastest swimmer being anchored by all that ignorance")...I have a new respect for inanimate objects like the alarm clock and how it must feel when it gets ignored or abused by its owner...poor lonely thing spends all day waiting for that one magical moment when it can sound the bells and WAKE someone up...ONLY to be smashed and bashed until it quiets down...it's like trying to use a bull horn if you have laryngitis...scream all ya want...NOBODY'S home or listenin...I smoke pot and I pick up on shit NOBODY else seems to discover...so either more of you need to get on the bong hittin' bandwagon...or I need to find a new planet to amuse myself with...LMAO!!!