Honey is used as the center for golf balls and in antifreeze mixtures!
Really??? What would the purpose behind this be??? More impoprtantly...just how in the hell do they get honey into the center of a golf ball??? Has anyone taken the time to analyze the properties of honey??? Not the first product I would grab to cure myself of frostbite...why the hell would it be an ingredient in antifreeze??? Honey is thick...sticky...and an absolute mess...it's made by bees and eaten by bears... and last time I checked neither species was driving to the local golf course to shag a bag of balls...even if this were true...who determines which brand of honey to use...I mean does Nike partner up with Sue Bee Honey to make golf balls...the Sue Bee Swoosh Straight Flight Golf Ball...when you're in a jam...reach for a Sue Bee Swoosh...golf balls were originally made of tightly wound rubber banding which was then coated with a dimple layered shell...nowadays they are more complex...using polymers...plastics and all kinds of shit not related to honey...the only possible reason I can come up with that honey would be an additive in antifreeze is to attract dogs that terrorize the neighborhood pets...tear up garbage...and other wise make an absolute nuisance of themsleves...and to me that's just wrong...an overabundance of chocolate will do the same thing...and at least with that you can have some too...I think 'honey' is at the center of this tidbit authors head...I know stuffed bears in the Hundred Acre Wood with more common sense then this guy...I'd like to meet this half a meatball...see what other remarkable kind of insider information old Genuis George has about the invention of earthly things...what's at the center of a baseball??? The same stuff they make rat traps out of...thicker...and stickier than honey...would only make sense wouldn't it??? What's in the center of a basketball there rocket surgeon??? Is it air...or Herring FRT...now I can't say for absolute certainty that this little tidbit is incorrect...for all I know every word of it could be 100% true...I can't do all the work for ya...at some point class one of ya hasta take the initiative to do your homework...lol...one thing I am undoubtedly certain of is this...99% of the time information like this is made up and passed off as being one of those...'Now you know' moments...it's being done by somebody who's had one too many inhalations on the Hookah...that or it was overheard by that bubble headed...'god blessed her with beauty'...'oh look...she's locked herself in the car again...poor thing'...big tittied...blonde bimbo pinned to the wall of every small town garage bathroom wall...and in her enthusiasm to share her new level of intelligence with the world...has gone about every day life reciting it like it were the lost Gospel of Hiram the Honey Jew...that's right folks...didn't know Donny 'The Bear Jew' Donowitz had a gay half Hasidic heroic relative...also known as the 13th apostle...an ancient expert on the flight of dimpled balls and the cooling systems of futuristic humanoid transport devices...no folks I believe the only thing at the center of this tidbit was the munchies...or the lack of intelligent life wearing a blond wig...I will however commit it to memory...just in case it happens to be on that all important final quiz...and just happens to be the ever sought after answer to that age old question..."What is the meaning of Life?"
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