Yeah...because there are significantly more blond haired guys...then there are darker haired men...seriously...when did hair color become the factor in speed of growth??? I mean here we are in the 21st Century...and still there are those among us who haven't been killed off by doing something ridiculous or stupid...here's the thing...hair growth is determined by several factors...some of which are genetic...not too mention that men with blond hair seldom grow blond beards...they are almost always of a darker color...dumb ass...I swear...I have the same hair color as a lot of other black haired individuals...all of whom grow facial hair like they were spit out of some weird 1970's Afro-snatch...they shave at 5am and by noon they look like Bigfoot's half brother...all ya need to do is take a trip to Mancelona, Mi...birth place of the thickest carpet bearin sonsabitches on the planet...these things are non-gender specific at first site...half of them ya hafta shave from the forehead down just to find out what sex they are...and ain't a damn one of them blond...and to be honest...I looked through all the German WWII file photographs...NOT a single blond haired...blue-eyed...Dutch oven operator among the bunch...they all appeared to be incapable of even gluing on a patch of facial hair...I mean think about this folks...some guys have their body hair bleached...wouldn't ya think that would cause it to be closer to blond then to a darker shade??? And isn't the purpose of bleaching the hair to make it less noticeable...so wouldn't that kinda be defeating the purpose??? Women tend to do the same thing...have certain areas of the body bleached to dye the hair a lighter shade of blond...wouldn't they just be promoting an acreage of albino brillo pads...how about hairy sonsabitches grow beards faster than feminine featured fallopian failures...or guys that can't grow facial hair...I mean there are some women who need to shave the nether regions with a 15 blade Big Daddy John Deere Body razor...I mean DAMN...if ya ain't gonna shave it smooth...don't leave a landing strip with Sequoias...call in a lumberjack...get somebody to take a hack at it...go to a body hair removal salon...have it waxed...ripped...or electrocuted...do somethin'...ya gotta quit runnin' around lookin like ya have J.J from Good Times in a headlock between your thighs...that's just NOT right...and guys...if small children come up to you...turn to their parents and say...'Can I pet the Teddy Bear Momma PLEASE???'...that should send an alarming signal to your fur bearin follicle covered flesh bag...that you need to take some time with a trimmer...body hair in moderation is necessary...it isn't mandatory that you allow it to grow uncontrollably like some bad hybrid gardening experiment...you're gonna start having trouble findin a hose to water that thing before too long...ya can't keep passin' those ingrown hairs of as varicose veins...and for those of you dyin' your body hair blond to try and hide it...apparently you're DOIN' IT WRONG!!! To be honest with ya...I don't get the whole waxing thing...STOP wastin' your money...all it does is pull out the hair by the roots...it still grows back...waxing costs what...maybe $50.00 a shot...do you know how mch duct tape you can buy for that...Do-It-Yourself home body hair removal kit...and guess what...it didn't cost you a dime...just a little time...to learn that little financial portfolio tippin' trick...there is just too much wrong with these scientific stooges of today...they conduct testing on the dumbest things under the sun...trillions of dollars dumped down the drain to try and prove a point...only to have it ripped...torn and shredded...by yours truly...for the cost of a computer and internet connection...people that believe this kinda stuff remind of the gullible chick on the State Farm State of Disbelief Commercial...which can be found on YouTube at the link below...
http://youtu.be/rmx4twCK3_I?hd=1 ...this little video says everything ya need to know about the information ya find on the internet...it isn't always trustworthy and true...the French Model you end up with might not even know what Bonjour means...I'll preach it until the day I die...think outside the box...don't believe everything that you are fed by the mass media...or the internet...and if the government has anything to say...just plug your ears like ya did when you were 3...and run around screamin...NA-NA-NA-NA-NA...just block it out...and if that doesn't work...dye your ear hair blond...it should grow into a nice patch of somethin that looks like Spider-man lost his load in your ear...but it should block out most of this nonsensical noise...and keep ya better informed thru readin'...which is somethin' too many of us do blindly and obediently as it is...at least with me ya know half of what I say is bullshit...mixed in with shit that could be relevant at some point in the future...like if blond hairy bastahds come back in style...then you'll want to invest in blond beard dye...but until such a time...Imma call BULLSHIT on this one...show of hands real quick...how many of ya showed up in a Toga for tuesday...that's what I thought...and that's why I have NO hope of ever seein' another rebellion in our country...NOT enough loyalty among followers...too many people wanna lead...trouble is they can't read a map...HAVE A HAPPY tuesday!!!
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