BRITISH POUNDS A PLENTY!!!

In Britain, banks are required to accept any check that's correctly made out, no matter what it is written on -- even the side of a cow...

...and they wonder why Scotland Yard has such difficulty detecting forgeries...must be a bitch when anyone with a branding iron and a bank account can pay a bill...I do have one question though...what happens to the written article...is there a special cancelling process for accepting payment...that say comes on a side of pork...does the bank have a special slot in their check cancelling machine that they can slip a few cattle through...highly doubtful...who dreams up this dumb shit...do you have any idea how hard it would be to verify the authenticity of a signature slapped on the side of a cow...you can't correctly make out a check on a side of beef with your garden variety ball point pen now can ya???  No...it takes special equipment like branding irons and hot coals...and how much more expensive is that shit than the check that's being written...a pretty pound or two I'd warrant...this DUMBASS actually had it goin' on there for a moment...then he had to go and add the final six words to the tidbit and destroy any possibility of saving face...one glaring fact in modern society causes me to have doubts about the veracity of this author's content...BRITAIN is still a country...if this little tidbit were true...at any point in the history of mankind...either everybody before me was a complete idiot ...or BRITAIN would be somebody's BITCH...because you don't write checks...on the sides of cows or otherwise...that your ass can't cash...had this been even remotely true for a day...BRITISH people wouldn't have a schilling in their socks...let alone a pound in their pocket...they'd be a buncha farthing-less freeloaders lookin for more handouts...and where do ya think they would turn...that's right...to the people that fled that little rock...oh so long ago...in search of anything that wasn't BRITAIN...US...in the U.S....that's where they would turn...to the rabble that has kicked their ass and kept them company since the good old glory days of RWI...(that's Revolutionary War I)...for all you confused offspring from the pebble in the pond just off the coast of Europe...kinda sucks that we hafta babysit these little BRITISH bastards for all of eternity...talk about Empirical mismanagement techniques...holy crap in a kraut helmet BATMAN...ya know whatcha get if you combine U.K. Armed Forces and the French Foreign Legion don'tcha???  Rear echelon baggage handlers for the greatest fighting force on the planet...hey...we saved them...we gotta make use of them somehow...because if we allow them to go it alone...they're as dead as a slow movin' squirrel across 8 lanes of traffic at rush hour...I mean...IDK mean to point fingers and call QUITTERS...QUITTERS... but sometimes when the shoe fits...ya shove it up somebody else's ASS...don't get me wrong...I don't have anything against BRITISH or FRENCH people...they make great cannon fodder...the ONLY reason they occupy so much of the ancient history books is because we weren't around back then...I mean seriously...what chance do they have when the FINAL WORLD WAR breaks out between US & CHINA...I gotta feelin' when the dust settles...we're gonna let those little countries learn Mandarin...long before we jump on the Rosetta Stone bandwagon...I'm just sayin'...these people couldn't fight back a wet fart with a properly inserted butt plug...to say their banking techniques are a little outta whack...focuses attention to the lesser problematic areas of a crumbling Atlantic Kingdom...Monarchy...Malarkey...call it whatcha want...I'm always surprised when the BRITISH are given credit for anything other than TEA...or the FRENCH for anything other than CREPES...the two major contributions they've given to humankind...DRY HUMOR...and ATTITUDE...respectively... being the only other things they excel at...I wish it were true about their little banking fiasco...I'd forge checks so fast...Usain Bolt would hand me his Gold!!!  On a side note...Lemme be the first to say CONGRATULATIONS TO SMOKES & THE TIGERS for winning the first back to back DIVISION TITLES since BEFORE WWII...GOOD LUCK IN THE GAMES THAT WILL MATTER MOST!!!  For those that went to bed late...the YANKEES pulled it out in the bottom of the 12th last night to remain 1 game ahead of the ORIOLES...I didn't even know they still had a team...I thought they quit when Cal Ripken hung up the cleats...but with one game left in the season...and the PLAYOFF PICTURE not yet set...I for one am hoping the ORIOLES get a mysterious case of BALTIMORE BIRD FLU and fall off the block tonight!!!