You cannot swing from vines in the jungle because they are attached to the ground...
IDK STUPID from STUPID anymore...
...does this NOT appear to be a tree...with HANGING vines...and that took me all of what 30 seconds to find on GOOGLE IMAGES...what did Tarzan swing from...if NOT vines...and I suppose good old George of the Jungle did what...pogo on bamboo chutes from tree to tree...highly doubtful...can't swing from vines because they are attached to the ground...how do they get there DUMBASS...they grow...over the course of time...during which the can be swung from freely...kinda like your neck needs to be doin' right now...from the end of a tightly snugged noose...you noodle snortin' swamp creature...(that's the name I've given to those that are NO longer even allowed in the shallow end)...you know the type...better swallowed than allowed to swim up the old love canal and infect an egg...this idiot makes white trailer trash look like royalty...you know the type...they show up at social functions and everybody starts silently playing...Last Man Standing...as in the last one to make their get away gets stranded with the dipshit til they can dish them off on someone else...where do ya think the idea for ROPE came from...ya think somebody saw an inanimate object stuck to the ground and said...WOW...I think we could use that to pull something...NO...they saw something swinging and figured...HEY...that might be useful in other areas of humanity...damn glue sniffers anyway...that's what ya get for doin' cheap drugs...or harsh drugs...instant ignorance...shoulda been over there with the rest of us early testers of medicinal marijuana...ya mighta got a little better insight into the current vine swingin' situation...cuz ya woulda been with people that were used to hiding in the wooded areas surrounding their houses...where there were plenty of vines and shit to swing from...of course fully grown vines that have established a foothold on the jungle floor are going to be useless...but by that time they are NO longer considered vines...they are LIMBS of the tree...and you can't swing on those...all ya can do is use them as a climbing resource...ya know what else ya can't swing from...Redwood and Sequoias...cuz they are REALLY attache to the ground...ya really can't swing from anything that is attached to the ground...cuz that seriously effects the ability to SWING...which in and of itself is a movement borne of freedom...an impossibility with stationary objects...I tell ya...I'd like to round all of these idiots up in one place and keep them sequestered...but I think Washington D.C. beat me to the punch...I think they churn out stupid people in great abundance just to overpopulate the smart people and allow them to stay in charge...ya know what the worst thing about elections is don't ya??? The huge discrepancy between what we are promised and what we are actually provided...we call this Electile Dysfunction...a different type of ED that appears to affect the idiots running for office...and those that vote for them...like this pygmy of pertinent information...don't hand this genius a bottle of glue...he'll figure out all kinds of things you can't do with your fingers stuck together...I dare say this individual wasn't the second incarnation of Darwin...by any means...how can ya study plant life when it is fully grown...ya can't...itsa process ya hafta watch for the first time through intimate knowledge...or time lapse photography...your choice...in this day and age it isn't necessary to run around retarded...especially if you have access to the internet...ya might wanna run around with scissors if ya have this type of mentality...but please lemme get the video camera...viral videos being what they are...I can't wait to show everyone how ya got wrapped up in hanging vines and stabbed yourself in the eye with the business end of the shears...I don't normally promote genocide...but much more of this germ infested water and we are all gonna be treadin' water in the wading pool!!!
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