YANKEES 10...TIGERS 9

One of three male motorists picks their nose while driving...

Alright...before we get started with the tidbit...many of you may be wondering just what the hell the title for the tidbit is all about...it would almost appear as though it were the final score of a baseball game...at first glance that's what many of you probably thought...and just as many of you who are familiar with MLB...were scratchin' your heads...wonderin' WTF it could possibly mean in the post season...since the two teams are not playin' one another...nor did either of them post a score with those numbers in the games that they have played...it is essentially a cleverly disguised tactic to further confuse my Momma...she of the grand understanding of playoff formats for baseball...the two teams named are my favorite two teams...and in my opinion the National League doesn't factor in...those teams suck ass...and should be outlawed...anyway...these being my two favorite teams...it is a seldom sen occasion when they are in the post season together...and not by any fault of the YANKEES...who are there almost every year...hint...hint...as I was sayin'...the numbers present next to each team name represent the number of games they need to WIN in order to bring home the WS Title and Trophy...the Tigers have actually played one more game than the Yankees...but that will be short lived in the second round should these teams face off once again...now on with the tidbit...there are a couple of things I picked up on right away...the first being...this is NOTTA problem associated with American males...it must be from an overseas country...where DRIVERS...are often given the misnomer of MOTORISTS...because we do NOT refer to ourselves as such...and to be honest...I do NOT see an issue with them picking their noses...wherever they are...and here's why...#1...they don't live here...they probably live in one of those ass backward countries that place their MOTORISTS in the right hand seat of the vehicle...driving on the wrong side of the road presents many problems for the MOTORIST in question...they have enough going on without worrying about being offensive with their nasal nugget adventures...#2...they don't live here...so what do I care if they pick their noses while driving...as far as I am concerned they can do it with their toes and impress me with their Youtube videos of talented idiots in far off countries...it's really no more impressive than women putting on their make-up while in bumper to bumper traffic at 70 miles an hour...you only watch because you can't wait for the accident...#3...they don't live here...so their nasty little nostril clearing habits are of no concern to me...I would rather see somebody sitting in the car next to me picking their nose than playing on their phone...how many times have I said it class...TECHNOLOGY has made us lazy and careless...and in most cases...a hazard to ourselves and others...NOBODY makes commercials advertising the possibility of killing yourself in an accident while nose picking...they do however make them regarding the last text their friend read before plowing into a tree or another vehicle head on...picking your nose does not impede your ability to drive in most cases...it does not impair your vision...at least it shouldn't...if you are diggin that deep...your problems lie further up the passage than a little ball of snot...see a frontal lobotomist and save us all some trouble...nor does picking your nose distract your attention from driving...at least it shouldn't...it's not like itsa damn trophy...if you're starin' at the damn thing like its a prize trophy...stop somewhere and buy a pedestal for placement procedures and get back on track...I think you oughtta hafta drive naked...it would sure eliminate alotta the other dumb shit that people do while driving...and it would make it less complicated for first responders to assess the situation at the accident scene...which might help them save your life...they'll either be able to dislodge that phalanges from the nasal cavity...or better yet use the jaws of life to remove your head from the anal cavity it has been so successfully buried in for the past half century...I for one seldom pick my nose while driving...for two reasons...I seldom drive anymore...it just doesn't hold the same sexy appeal it did when I was a teenager...and number two...because I prefer the farmer's hanky method of clearing the sinus passages...its less messy...ya just knuckle off a nostril and let it fly...repeat with the other side and ya never hafta get your fingers dirty...yeah ya getta few strange sideways glances from the gawking gallery...but they keep their traps shut because they don't want you to aim the next nasal blast in their direction...pick 'em and flick 'em...or play and spray I always say...pick your poison...not your nose...but hey...on the bright side...there's a new commercial for the countries where this is common...NOSE PICKING WHILE DRIVING...STILL SAFER THAN TEXTING!!!