...utterly and profoundly ridiculous...assuming that eye color has any bearing on alcohol tolerance...I have blue eyes and while I am quite capable of diving head first into a binge I dare say my tolerance and taste for alcohol is NOT what it once was...I enjoy a beer here and there...maybe a shot of some foreign happy hooch on occasion...but sitting around drowning my sorrows in a bottomless beverage container is NOT high on my list of things to accomplish today...tomorrow...or for the foreseeable future...it's too bad that I and my blue-eyed brothers and sisters do NOT possess an abundance of patience...or tolerance for stupidity...it would make life easier on mental munchkins like the one that proposed this asshat idea...WTF is it with people today...how hard is it to think for yourself...I mean holy sh*t folks...there's an overload of ignorance taking place here in America...has been almost since history misinformed us that Columbus was the first to skirt the shores of this continent...and it starts at the earliest of ages...I mean who reading this was NOT educated in US History while in their formative years??? Ask any average sponge sucking citizen "Who discovered America?"...and 90% of the time the answer is gonna be 'Columbus did in 1492'...really??? So the indigenous tribal people of native American descent...where did they come from again??? If they didn't somehow 'discover' this place before Columbus...how the hell did they get here just ahead of him...were they in the water swimming and towing the boats behind them...NO...everywhere I look there are inconsistencies in information...politicians would have you believe that the 1st Amendment protects "free speech"...to include the disbursal of info on the internet...a technology they couldn't possibly have envisioned 200+ years ago...yet these same mental equivalents of political pocket lint would have you believe that the very next clause of the Constitution...the 2nd Amendment...only applies to muskets...because our forefathers couldn't possibly have envisioned the advances in firearms manufacturing technology that would be prevalent some 200+ years later...I wake up most mornings wanting to shoot people in the forehead with a common sense cannon...blue-eyed people have a higher tolerance for alcohol indeed...a person's level of tolerance for alcohol is directly associated with the amount they imbibe on a daily basis in an escalating fashion...I know blind people that can chemically corrupt themselves with far greater passion and purpose than I myself ever dreamed of being able to achieve...one of the largest concentrations of stereotyped alcoholics happens to be our native American brothers...it has been well-documented throughout history their penchant for 'fire water'...hell they took the guns we gave them and traded them for booze...making them easy targets for atrocities and relocation...and yet very few...if any full blooded native Americans have a blue hue in their optical receptors...NOW...maybe if you were born and raised on some Nordic ice field you might make the assumption that those blue-eyed...blond haired pre-nazi's were more capable of tolerating alcohol...but if that were the case I dare say WWII on the European front would have been much easier to win...drop a few barrels of spirited beverages among Hitler's henchmen and wait for them to sleep it off...and what is alcohol tolerance anyway...when you tolerate something you endure it...you put up with it...you deal with it even though every fiber of your being suggests it would be far better off to just abolish the object...substance...or what have you...take me for example...I have an extremely low threshold of tolerance for idiots and ignorance...ask anyone that knows me personally...I do NOT sugarcoat my feelings regarding f**ktards...I've no use for them and find them repulsive...mind numbing meat sacks that are doing NOTHING more than sucking up more oxygen than is needed...they are the primary suspect in any global warming theory I subscribe to...without these air gobbling ass wipes the Earth would be more capable of correcting any harmful affects associated with greenhouse gases...blue eyed and beer bellied my ass...blue eyed bullshit burial artist is more like it!!!
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