Iowa defeats Michigan in College football...
Apparently you don't hafta attend a college in order to dress like a zebra and make bad calls...so much for video replay working either...ya know football was so much better to watch before instant replay and televised scoreboards that show the play over and over and over...I am stupified that tens of thousands of fans...in the stands...as well as in houses across America got the play right...hell even ESPN commentators got the call right...the announcers at the game got the call right...Michigan touchdown...2 point conversion means a tie game and overtime...all the pinstriped peckerheads on the field got it wrong...the video replay officials got it wrong...in 49 other states that would have been called a catch...apparently the only thing considered a catch in Iowa is your unshaven...bucktoothed...corn chompin...suet sloppin...one eyed sister at the annual Sadie Hawkins dance...and to make matters worse on the ensuing play a Michigan player got mugged...damn near raped...and again...no call...Game Over...almost makes one wonder if NCAA football's governing body didn't have an ulterior motive...a loss by Michigan...which they could effect...coupled by losses by Nebraska...and Michigan State...woulda left the Big Ten Legends division up for grabs...2 out of 3 accomplished...with all the money spent across this nation on Saturday afternoon football games one would think that with all the officials on the field and in the booth... that at least one of these cornfed countryfucks coulda made the right call...I am always left with a sense of inequality among humans when something of this nature occurs...very few jobs offer the ability to make ten times the average income...while completely sucking in said chosen career field...how many of us could make such a monumental error...on the job...one day and fully expect to return to work the following day...or week...without so much as a bad review...let alone entertaining the idea of maintaining our position of employment? It's not like this was a multiple choice quiz...the answer was provided several different times...and yet those taking the test failed miserably...it was like a classroom full of idiots all cheated off the wrong guys paper!!! Hats off to Coach Brady...obviously a better man than I...for had I been in his position I undoubtedly would have decorated the goal posts with more than a few zebra suited sister chasers!!!
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