In Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., in the late 50's thru early 70's there was a dentist named Dunat Yelle...
I don't know about you but in my opinion this...to me anyways...reflects the pure genius of this dentists parents...name their kid Dunat Yelle and then guide him in the direction of dentistry...if only more parents had the premonition to name their children accordingly...can you imagine...lawyers with names like Imma Lyar...or for the middle eastern lawyer...Allah Bout Prophet...at least their names would enlighten you as to what to expect...show up at the doctors office and see the name plate on the door...I. Carvemup...or Dat Hertz...the possiblities are endless...Bling Bling would no longer be used to describe what hip hop artists wear in excess...it would be the name of a Chinese telephone operator...Bling...Bling...Herro...or how about for drunken native Americans...Running Yellow Water...or the blind Irishman...Ike Antsy MacOckeneymorra...I mean if people had names like these a person would no immediately upon being introduced whether or not they wished to associate with them on any level...I know it would help me out immensely...then maybe people wouldn't be so apt to believe everything that comes out of others mouths...take for instance our recent experience with the 'Paranormal Experts'...had that genius been named Moronsa Wate...chances are nobody woulda given a second thought to anything they hafta say...or had they been named I.C. Sheets...tends to lose what respectability they may have otherwise duped masses of minions to believe in...I keep waiting...and watching the tv patiently...hoping that eventually I'll catch a weather report down south...where they interview Deysa Ternada Cummins...that elusive redneck weather predicter who just happens to know the exact date and time their trailer is gonna be blown away!!! Keep your eyes peeled folks for...Dey Walker Mongus...you may know them by other names...but rest assured they do exist!!! LOL!!!
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