11/22/11

Hypnotism is banned in public schools in San Diego...

Ummm...show of hands real quick...how many of you had hypnotism as an elective during your formative years in public schools???  Anyone???  Me neither...as a matter of fact my career counselor never even mentioned hypnotism as a career option...I can't even recall EVER seeing a job posting for a hypnotist in the local employment opportunities section of the paper...much like our friends the 'paranormal experts'...  this career field is occupied by individuals more adept at parlor tricks that anything factual...  hypnosis only works if you want it to...it's mind manipulation...and believe it or not it is carried out on a daily basis...just ask some of your Fox News watching friends...they've been mind fucked into believing that anything spit forth by that channel is akin to verses from the long lost 'Gospels of Government'...and therefore must NOT be disputable...and without a single question...without so much as a tickle across the membrane of memory...they dive into this information like a fat kid @ a bakery after 5 days of fasting...it's these people who make me long for the days of lost Amazonian tribes and their headshrinking capabilities...I mean hell if you're only gonna use 2% out of the 20% of brain matter Einstein postulated humans currently use in a lifetime...well then perhaps your cranium should fit in a cup from your 3 year old granddaughters Tea Party Playset...now I know there are those of you who believe hypnosis actually works...you may know somebody who has tried it...might even have dabbled in it yourself a time or two...I, however have living...indisputable proof...that hypnosis as it is commonly accepted...on an individual basis...is nothing more than a well disguised sham...would you like to read...or hear...about it???   I thought you might...take a peek @ the right side of your monitor...notice the little box with quotes from Dubya...good now take a second to read one of those...any questions???  If hypnosis truly worked on the individual scale don't you think that somebody in old Big Ears/Little Brain's cabinet would have secretly hired one...if for no other reason than to keep him from being the biggest punchline in modern day government history...hell that backwards assed babbling buffoon probably couldn't even spell hypnosis or use it in a sentence that made a damn bit of sense...I mean can you see little George being interviewed at a hospital...preparing to be admitted..."Mr. President...I understand you're being admitted for tests and possibly even surgery...could you shed some light on the subject for the American people?"..."Uhhh...yeah...gimme a second...see I been havin difficultifications walkin and the doctors say it might be pelvic related...my hyp-nos-is is gonna be a painful process...we might even hafta spearment with nucular medicine"...now with that being said...I do believe hypnosis is a viable asset when used subliminally...whatever do you mean Kevin...take a look around you...you have fallen for it almost every single day of your adult life...most notably when you are in the process of shopping...all those signs you see @ Wal Mart for instance...signs that advertise LOW LOW prices...or items on clearance...items you didn't intentionally go to the store to purchase end up in your cart...they make it thru checkout...and into the bag you leave the store with...it isn't until after you get home you stop and think about it...if at all...and come to the realization you have no use for said item...and now you hafta make space for this damn thing in an already overcrowded cupboard or cabinet...and here's the real kick in the teeth...before you can use the item you hafta go back out and buy other shit to use it with...now they may not be dangling a pocketwatch and spouting off the whole...you're eyes are getting heavy...you're growing more and more tired...mantra...but they definitely triggered your mind to act in accordance with their wishes...which in fact is the very definition of hypnosis...the ability to manipulate the mind of another to achieve a desired outcome...hell there are even people who believe in animal hypnosis...which is scarier yet...can you imagine...especially given it's hunting season...seeing millions of orange robed idiots stomping thru the woods hanging pocket watches over their bait piles...hell you wouldn't even need a gun...you could just 'wish' the herd of deer to your buck pole and have them hang themselves...I wish hypnosis was more than just another phenomenon...that it actually worked...none of you would need Bill Gates and his NEVER ending disastrous Windows upgrades...you'd be viewing this thru Kevin's Collective Conscience...I'd have everyone runnin around half naked...wearing peanut butter filled diapers...rainbow colored mohawk hairdo's...ear mounted drool cups...handcuffed to one another...Why? you might ask...it's simple really...1) I have a warped sense of humor...and 2) it would shed some light on your problem solving skills thereby allowing me the opportunity to determine who among you is worth saving...LOL!!!