This may be true...but it's one of the DUMBEST things I've heard to date...NOT once in the 45 years I've been walkin' this planet have I ever mis-associated the Starburst candy company as having ties to the biggest MURDER UN-MYSTERY on this continent...EVERYBODY but the f**kin' legal system knows he did it...and NOBODY thought he was a spokesman for Starburst...or that he was eating the candy during the KILLINGS...NOW...if he had had a candy bar named after him...like the Babe Ruth...then I could understand a shift in the advertising slogan...but there wasn't an OJ SIMPSON anything...the guy obviously sucked at promoting himself to endorsement companies...ya didn't see a buncha Florida Orange Groves freak out and change sh*t on their cartons or come up with new slogans didja...NO...because they didn't have anything to do with him EITHER...besides...what the hell kinda advertising department do ya have there at Starburst...who's the genius that thought..."Turn up the Juice"...was a better idea...hadn't he done enough already...the guy kills two people...and you think..."The Juice is Loose"...needs to crank it up a notch eh...BRAVO...what's the next evolution from the advertising idiots employed at this numbnuts facility..."The Juice has been Jailed"..."The Juries out on the Juice"..."Juice ya can't find in Jersey"...hey think of it this way...you morons wait til just the right moment and shift back to the original and it will be the biggest advertising success story in American Iconic Advertising History...wait til the bastahd comes up for parole and gets released...then switch back to..."The Juice is Loose fo real YO"...and it will apply to the ass rapings he received in prison...truth in advertising...as they say...is the rock upon which successful companies are built...IDK if that's actually a saying...it just sounded good...didn't it...that's what I thought...some things just don't make sense...like how you can return a NOT GUILTY verdict in a case that ended up resulting in a CIVIL SUIT that issued a financial reward to the poor gal;s parents in a wrongful death finding...WHAT??? Only in America...where it's possible to get hot coffee from a fast food facility...clumsily spill it in your lap...and sue and win for millions of dollars...I can't count the times I've tripped...stumbled...stubbed my toe...fell on my ass...or had some other inconvenience occur and NEVER been afforded the opportunity of suing the company responsible for making the curb an 1/8th of an inch too high...or causing the concrete to fracture and stick up just enough to catch the bottom of my shoe...ya know when ya STOP to think about it...there isn't one single reason any of us should hafta work...except for those in the legal system...the rest of us should have some grounds for filing a lawsuit protecting us from our own STUPIDITY...I'm kinda glad this little tidbit made it to our list of subjects to comment on...learn from...and educate ourselves further with regards to the future...who wants to join me in a boycott of the Starburst candy company...I don't think I wanna be purchasin' candy from a company that promotes letting killers free to perform more dastardly deeds...and promote the opportunity to "Turn it up"...I know...I know...sounds pretty far fetched and assinine...DON'T LOOK AT ME...THEY STARTED IT...I'm just pointing out the obvious...as is so often the case when information of a retarded nature finds its way onto my crowded calendar of dumbasses to deal with...probably a damn good thing I'm NOT in advertising...I woulda changed the slogan to..."HE DID IT...HE DID IT...THE GLOVE FITS THE HAND"...or..."KATO IS INNOCENT...HE'S A SCAPEGOAT"...something a little more in tune with the times...probably the best slogan they could come up with for the current climate is..."THE JUICE GETS IT'S JUNK JERKED IN JAIL!!!"
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