Ya wanna know how I know this little tidbit is false...because if it were true we wouldn't have a use for the fine men and women that f**k up on a daily basis in the FDA...you remember those people that deemed it okay to have a certain amount of maggot eggs in mushroom cans...if bugs tasted like human food we wouldn't need to worry about it...NOBODY would know the damn difference...Chinee westawaunts wouldn't be constantly hounded for health violations...food packaging companies wouldn't hafta worry about the way they process the products they ship out...who the f**k sits around eating beetles, wasps and worms??? If you people don't shit out the right answer here I'm gonna be through with the whole lot of ya...LOL...helmet heads do...and what can we learn from helmet heads folks??? Their word CAN'T be trusted...that's why they don't sell cars...houses...insurance...or perform jobs that matter...such as determining food groups for bugs...we don't need it...I love BACON...probably more so than Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men...and yet miraculously I find myself buying it off the shelf...as opposed to rooting out worms...ya don't see me using them for anything but bait...and guess what...as far as I can tell fish don't have an affinity for pig meat...no more so than a deer has a hankering for beetles instead of apples in the bait pile...some of the ignorant shit people come up with is just baffling...where have you ever gone into a diner and asked for a double bacon cheeseburger and had it delivered with worms...NOWHERE...that's where...because even a cost conscious food serving establishment isn't gonna buy into this bullshit...I don't give a shit how pretty the packaging is...worms come from the earth...they eat dirt and shit out nutrients...there are how many varieties of worms...too many to name after different flavors of bacon...same with beetles and wasps...do Japanese beetles taste like Fuji apples...and whaddabout night crawlers...do they taste like Maple cured bacon...or just the cheap off brand shit ya buy at places like Sav-a-lot...noted for importing edible meat products from Canada and Mexico...and I dare say they don't monitor their products like we do ours...I mean c'mon...we've all eaten at taco bell...you know the potential for disaster after partaking of one of these meals...you're lucky if you can ass crawl across the concrete and make it to the shitter in time...ya know ya might have better luck convincing one of those mentally incompetent...piss guzzlin' jerk-offs like Bear Grylls...that bugs and shit taste like real food...have ya seen the stuff this guy gets himself into...climbin' inside camel carcasses...eating goat testicles...and NOT one damn time do you ever see him with a...I can't believe it's NOT bacon grin...on his face...because that shit is NASTY...NOT TASTY...show of hands real quick...who's goin out to the new eatery...SCRUBS & GRUBS for lunch today??? Anyone??? Nobody...that's a damn shame...looks like you're gonna be missin' out on the chicken fried slugs...taste like calamari from what I hear...and yes...I do eat deep fried squid...it tastes like...deep fried squid...something garden groomin grubs and slugs are incapable of achieving...why do people constantly fall for this kinda crap...I mean it's funny when you're the schoolyard bully and ya left your magnifying glass at home...or there's too much cloud cover to burn alcoholic right leanin' ants...but after that ya would think the dumber bunch would catch on...but NO...all ya hafta do is tell them it tastes like somethin' else...and apparently CHICKEN has been all used up...so now it's bacon...pine nuts and apples...and what happens...ya have a whole new audience of ignorants standin' around shovellin' worms, wasps and beetles down their throats...whaddaya call those people...I mean ya have your carnivores...ya have your herbivores...lettuce munchin' melon heads...so what are these people called...insectivores...bug munchers...NO...ya call them HELMET HEADS...I thought we covered that a little earlier...quit gettin' sidetracked...I have a helluva time keepin' myself in order...let alone runnin' around behind the rest of you...making sure you're following along...I mean c'mon...it isn't that hard to keep the pace...is it...I don't ask much but I do require a modicum of mindful mesmerizing moments...in which I expect those reading to know the direction I'm headed before I get there...and I know...that can be a difficult task in and of itself...since each of these journey's end when I run outta shit to say...sometimes I ramble on for hours...sometimes I'm short winded...and most of the time I'm just medicinally pre-occupied...in which case the tidbit usually ends something like...
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