Yeah...and where do ya suppose they go??? Brain cell heaven...idiot...apparently another NUMBIE that missed an important chapter in that 6th grade Biology class...YES...cells die off...SHIT HAPPENS...the beauty about cells is that they...multiply...regenerate...become replaced...unless of course you're a brainless bucket of human fecal matter...that overstates the obvious without clarifying the ultimate end result...I'll bet this came from one of the worst possible people walking this planet...a college level professor...DUMBASS...not only did he waste his parents money on furthering his educational endeavors...he BOUGHT into it enough to TEACH it to others...now don't get me wrong...I'm all for expanding the intellectual capacity of each and every bipedal human being on this planet...but NOT at the expense of becoming DUMBER in the process...STFAICYMLS...a new IM acronym I just came up with...(Stay The F**k Awake In Class Ya Might Learn Somethin')...of course there are other problems with this THEORY...and I call it a THEORY because I'm NOT about to waste countless hours on researching the validity of the facts...verifiable or not...it's all too obvious...at least to me...that there can NOT be any scientific evidence to support this IDEA...NOTION...what did I say...THEORY...how can you begin to attempt and PROVE this little morsel of nasal nugget trivia??? You can't...it isn't possible to view the human brain during a sneezing episode...and I DARE say that they don't come blasting out with your nasal seepage when it ends up in a tissue...because that's SNOT...a gelatinous...mountain of colorful mucus...NOT quite as solid as the above average human brain...NOW there are some among us who I have NO doubt lose countless thousands if NOT millions of brain cells from a single sneeze...it shows in their ability to comprehend basic biological information with regard to how things in the human meat sack operate...damn mush melon membranes anyway...you know the sort...you can see what their thinking before it registers on their face...they're always the last one to laugh at the funniest joke of the night...you've seen them...slower than an acrophobic window washer on the Empire State Building...takes them 3 tries just to gather the particulars of the punch-line before they finally catch on and laugh at the inappropriate moment of the delivery of the 4th jokes opening line...they're usually the ones that can't read the headlines of a national newspaper without their facial features becoming cloudy with confusion...they're the ones panicking over the NEXT end of days event...huddled in masses with Kool-Aid packets for every person...single serving this time...no need to waste supplies...the trial project went off without a hitch...should work the second time around just as well...and with the single servings they all get to choose the flavor of their poison...I'll tell ya...the wealth of knowledge that comes pouring out of these institutions of higher learning is overwhelming to say the least...half-assed answers regarding information none of us gives a flyin' f**k at a rollin' donut about...how the hell do ya get it to STOP...these damn places are a huge thorn in my ass...they take loans from financial institutions for people that want to attend college...they teach them the DUMBEST shit on EARTH...send them out with a nice diploma...they NEVER repay their student loans...the rest of us get to bail them out with taxpayer funds...and the best we get is dead brain cells are caused from sneezing...what happens if ya have a sneezing fit...do ya blackout and fall over??? It's a good thing it's FRIDAY...we get another weekend free from IGNORANCE in EDUCATION...you folks have a great weekend...carry a wad of tissue with you in your pocket...wouldn't want anyone to go spillin' cellular nasal matter all over the place...ya might show up to work on MONDAY to DUMB to continue following the BLOG!!!
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