Kim- Chee & Dogshit!!!

An apple, onion and potato all have the same taste.  The differences in flavor are caused by their smell...

Seriously...the differences in FLAVOR...something that is detected by our sense of TASTE...is dictated by their opposing ODORS...something that is detected by our sense of SMELL...the hell you say...cuz here's the thing...my Momma used ta try and pull that shit on us when we were kids..."hold your nose...that SPAM will taste just like..."  AWFUL JELLIED MEAT...I don't give a shit what part of your senses you try and shut off...hold your nose...shut your eyes...plug your ears...and wear gloves...the shit is gonna taste the same...like some sorta spongy substitute for sustenance...it makes a decidedly unpleasant PLOP when it finally releases the vacuum seal created by the gelatinous goo they pack it in the can with...shelf life...5,000+ years...or 3 nuclear devastating global episodes...whichever comes first...they're all about the same size and of relatively the same shape...so if they all taste the same...then what you're tellin' me...is that we're all paying different prices for these products because of their SMELL...we're paying for the fragrance of the food now...as opposed to the taste or nutritional value...well isn't that just a buncha bullshit...and if this little tidbit is true...then how do you explain Kim-Chee & Dogshit...they taste and smell the same...and yet look NOTHING alike...I mean I know there is a direct relation to SMELL and TASTE...normally if something smells foul or sour...rotten or decayed...we refrain from eating it...at least until we get someone else to try it first...and here's the other thing...I'm NO brain surgical magician or anything like that...don't even have any letters following my name...or preceding it for that matter...but one thing I am pretty damn sure of is this...you could blindfold me...put one of gramma's old wooden clothespins on my nose...cut up some apples...taters...and onions and feed them to me in any order you desire and I would be able to tell the difference...wanna know why???   Thought ya might...DIFFERENT CONSISTENCIES associated with the various fruits and vegetables...raw potatoes...FEEL NOTHING like raw onions...or raw apples for that matter...when placed upon the tongue and introduced to the oral cavern I chew my food with...it's really fairly simple...they are all gonna react differently when bitten into...have ya ever had taters with onions in them...like say hash browns O'Brien for instance...yeah...me too...and I've NEVER taken a mouthful of those tasty little morsels and thought to myself...WOW...this tastes like a feels awkwardly like I'm masticating a buncha apples...NOPE...not one single time...NOR have I ever had Dutch Apple pie and thought to myself...NOW who in the hell put onions in here...it just doesn't happen...think about it folks...if this were true...couldn't ya just substitute them for each other in recipes...without anyone noticing...doctor up some potato soup with apples if they happen to be on sale that day...can't be too hard to find something that smells like taters...just to fool the other senses...RIGHT...I love tidbits like this...because you could substitute any other fruits and vegetables and come up with the same thing...sure aroma has alot to do with a person's willingness to try something...but it doesn't trick them into believing they're eating something they're not...I suppose if you had lost your sense of smell you might not be as opposed to trying some of the fouler smelling foods from various cuisines...and the food might take on a sort of blandness...but I doubt very seriously you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between two food groups on consistency alone...potatoes seldom burst with the juiciness of an apple...onions seldom come apart with a bite like an apple or potato...since they are formed in layers...don't be fooled into thinkin' that when you go home tonight and wanna make Steak and fried taters...that throwin' Spam and apples on the stove is gonna come out like a 5 star cuisine...it isn't gonna happen...ya know what would make these items taste the same???  Helen Keller...or someone like her...born deaf...dumb and blind...then you could tell them whatever ya wanted...how the hell would they know...logically sane people aren't gonna fall for this kinda bullshit...well most won't...there will be a few that read this and decided to go have some of McDonald's Kid's Meal apple fries just to be sure...but they walk around with bibs and should be easy to spot...Have a Great Day folks!!!