And why is this even surprising...these were the most intelligent beings of the age...a civilization heralded as being the first known functioning society in existence...in other words...remember yesterday when we discussed the possibility of a distant race dropping us off on this planet as a wild experiment...only to come back and teach us to crawl from the caves...Sumerians were the ones that made it...Sasquatch were the ones that didn't...I hafta mention them only because they were part of the Ancient Aliens show I watched the other night on one of my favorite channels...some of these clowns actually believe that Squatches are alien life forms...capable of disappearing into thin air when viewed by regular humans...I hadta laugh because prior to the original Star Wars movie...this hairy assed intruder from outer space NEVER existed...George Lucas created Chewbacca as an extraterrestrial for a very profitable movie saga based on some books...I mean far be it from me to point out the obvious here...but if Squatches were actually aliens...I doubt very seriously there would be any doubt as to whether or not there was any anal probing abductions going on...anyway...back to our long lost simpletons...the Sumerians...early medicinal education being what it was...first creatures outta the cave...first creatures to carve open a deceased human being for further study...I can see where they might have made the mistakes of identifying the liver as the creator of blood for the body...and I can also see where they might mistake the heart as the center of thought...some of us still use our heart to do most of our thinking to this day and age...they are usually born with 2 lower appendages instead of 3 and they tend to be more emotional than those that pee standing up...don't ask...NOBODY knows why...that's like asking what happens after life...NOTHING!!! Personally I don't care what the Sumerians believed about the human body...it's already been proven to be incorrect which means NO matter how much I pick it apart it isn't gonna change...we aren't gonna wake up tomorrow and realize significant changes with how our bodies work...what I will say is this...the Sumerian language is one that is very difficult to translate...their aren't any earlier recorded languages to use as a basis for deciphering the characters and symbols...I wouldn't doubt if a few words were actually misinterpreted...maybe this little tidbit of info was supposed to say that they believed the liver 'cleansed' the blood...instead of created it...maybe they also believed that human thought was centered around a persons heart in the metaphorical sense instead of literally...since it is human nature to have compassion for others...in certain circumstances...NOT always...but sometimes...in which case they would have been RIGHT on both counts and the idiot that wasted their career wrongfully translating an unknown language is an even bigger moron today...and if so...it kinda makes ya wonder what else they screwed up when deciphering the ancient tongues of early civilizations...for all we know the Mayan calendar could simply point to a period in time where the Earth will shift a little more on its axis and uncover hidden treasures with which we will be able to better understand our existence...what if all these ancient languages were interpreted by a member of the Bush family...can you imagine what we are in for...unheard of tales of our country hiding actual WMD's in massive underground launch facilities...hell we may even find out that Osama bin Laden isn't really dead...he's living comfortably on our tax dollars in some far corner of the world where he won't be seen or identified yet he has all the comforts of a Federal Penitentiary...maybe we'll actually find the only 4 black boxes from airplanes that are the only recorded ones in aviation history that couldn't be found or retrieved...we might even get lucky enough to find the cure for maladies such as cancer...or at the very least decide to let foreign medicine have a stab at it since they seem to have the upper hand in that area...I think what the Sumerians were trying to tell us is that we have the capacity to party like rock stars so long as we have compassion for our fellow man...but then again that could be this new batch of Casey Jones I just came across...and for those that don't know who...or what Casey Jones is...shame on you...I'm sure the Sumerians would approve...they were the early magicians of using medicinal herbs over modified machinery and pill producing companies!!! Have a fabulous Friday folks!!! Enjoy your weekend!!! I told my Momma about this picture...I hafta share since it is so relevant to the discussion of marijuana and how harmful it is...the bottom caption...which may not be visible...says...CHAMPIONS DO!!! If this isn't proof enough of how misguided our government official are...I don't know what is...STOP sending your kids to college...make them smoke weed when they are teenagers and then hock their Gold Medals when they surprise the global community with never before seen dominance in their preferred sport!!!
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