...and this is useful information for who...the forgotten relatives of Chinese people that's who...the poor Taiwanese people that couldn't make it as restaurant owners or dry cleaning operators...you know...those funny little masked vermin that speak about you and your hideous feet while they are filing away on those godawful disgusting tree bark shaving talons protruding from the front edges of your toes...I doubt very seriously that your fingernails...which ironically happen to be made from the same material composition as toenails...grow any quicker...especially during the warmer summer months when people are more inclined to wear sandals or go bare foot...who thinks up these things...maybe you don't clip our toenails as often because you have trouble seeing them...but that's a dietary condition...NOT an abnormal fingernail growing hormone...I mean seriously...does it even matter...who cares how fast they grow so long as you keep them trimmed enough to conduct your daily duties...apparently this idiot has taken a look at too many women...the ones that wear fake fingernails glue on catastrophes...mistakenly identifying those as abnormal growth spurts...and why is it that women only glue on extensions to their fingernails...you're part of the problem...confusing these ass clowns...what are those extensions for anyway...I know some men prefer women with longer nails for back scratching sexual endeavors...but come on...they can't be anything but in the way...I've watched women try to work with these big hideous things off the tips of their fingers...it's ridiculous...gotta be a real pain in the ass when you're tryin to clean up after using the bathroom...I mean really...here's the thing...if someone actually took the time to study the various speeds at which fingernails and toenails grew...it would represent two things...a waste of time and money...and some piss poor personal grooming habits...ya coulda saved the money ya spent on the scientific study to figure out shit NOBODY cares about...and bought your ass a pair of clippers to take care of that varying growth thing you got goin on there...I'm NOT quite sure why we haven't evolved beyond needing these things anyway...I mean I get how the fingernails still come in handy for diggin' beneath things but we haven't used toenails since the Annunaki came down and spliced their DNA with that of the apes that were already here...once we lost fur and the ability to provid a feast for fleas and other flying hopping insects we NO longer needed toenails for group grooming exercises...they've become an item we could do without...kinda like common sense in most folks...it's there...they just have NO use for it...it'd be one thing if we still used our feet as a second set of hands...like the primate ancestors we came from...but most of us don't...there are apparently a few of us that still muddle around in the swamps and rain forests where these creatures do exist...I use the keyboard on my computer alot...writing articles...the tidbit...short stories in what little spare time I do have...I can't stand the feeling of the keys on my fingernails...so they seldom get very long...I also spend an extensive amount of time with my shoes off and my toenails exposed...being as they are insignificant I often neglect to clip them as often...probably since I don't type with my feet...and yet I can still manage to keep them short enough others don't trip over them...unless you still have ancestors swingin' from trees...ya might wanna have someone sandblast the edges off your overgrown tree stump removal tools!!!
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