...and this my friends is why I stick to marijuana...the hallucinatory concoctions cause you to SEE things that are NOT there...listen...this is basic simple science...taught in the first grade...light is defined as having VISIBLE wavelengths...in conjunction with wavelengths that are INVISIBLE to the naked eye...when light passes through a PRISM it shatters and separates into the vibrant ROYGBIV color combination that represents a rainbow...since it takes water in the form of RAIN...as well as an abundance of LIGHT...and a magical combination of raindrop placement in comparison to the rays of the SUN to create a RAINBOW...I feel confident in calling this asshat out on their bullshit...there are TWO...count them...#1...#2...places on this entire PLANET where you can witness firsthand a MOONBOW...which is a completely different creature of nature...one of those places is here in the United States...located in Kentucky...the other is on the other side of the Atlantic...at both locations the presence of a MOONBOW occurs twice annually...when the MOON aligns with the specific river system to create the BOW...when this happens the light cast from the FULL MOON does not separate and fragment into the vibrant colors associated with a RAINBOW...instead the light hits the base of the waterfall where water droplets...which we call MIST...reflect the moon light and display it in a wide all WHITE bow effect...how do I know this to be true...because my Momma took me whitewater rafting on the river in Kentucky where this can occur...NOT believing the plaque describing the scheduling of this event...I took it upon myself to make plans to return to the area on one of the dates indicated...and it does happen...if you are seein' RAINBOWS at night...you apparently spent way too much time frolicking around frat houses...instead of burying your head in the books you paid for...it's NO wonder we can't get marijuana legalized for recreational use...f**tards like this are the reason a harmless substance like marijuana getsa bad rap...the only way you can see a RAINBOW at night is if you adhere to the hourly designation which determines AM from PM...obviously there are parts of the world where daylight continues to shine...well after NOON but that requires an abundance of ignorance to be incorporated into the equation...something I lack in massive quantities...I tell ya folks...I gave up weeping for the future a long time ago...it was causing a flood of biblical proportions...and while it would have rinsed the world of millions of rejects...I feared federal repercussions might follow if I continued...because in this day and age it isn't illegal for a drunk to build a boat...but they sure wouldn't be allowed to pilot it...which woulda been a disaster for those of us stuck in the Ark two by two...NO folks...the ONLY way to see a RAINBOW at night is by using GOOGLE images in the dark...cuz that kinda shit don't happen round dese parts ya hear...you have a better chance of being probed by a planet hopping intergalactic Sasquatch named Chewbacca than ya do of witnessing color refracting compilations created by the SUN...during hours of DARKNESS...ya know why we don't have a hunting season for STUPID people??? Two basic reasons...#1 it would require a complete deforestation of the planet just to print the permits...and #2 it would deplete ammunition stock that our military desperately needs at the moment...NOT too mention how arthritic my trigger finger would be after just a single day...this idiot proves one thing to me if nothing else...we shouldn't worry about what other people think; they don't do it very often themselves!!!
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