DAYLIGHT DRIVING!!!

Car accidents rise 10% during the first week of daylight savings time...

Whadda way to start the week eh...how many people out there actually understand the concept behind daylight savings time???  Yeah me neither...NEVER did make much sense...we roll our clocks forward in the Spring...and backwards in the Fall...so which time is the ACTUAL time???  Believe it or not the current time displayed on the clocks of the curious in every corner of every continent on the crust of the Earth is the correct time...the first week of Daylight Savings Time...commonly referred to as DST here in the USOS...(United States of Slavery)...therefore falls in the Spring...it adds an hour of daylight to the evening hours and subtracts and hour from the morning minutes...that in conjunction with the planet's penchant for TILTING on its axis creates more hours of Daylight during the summer months...more light should mean less accidents...so either this asshat has it backwards...or more of us have difficulty driving when we can SEE better...some countries and even states here in the good old land of the followers...neglect to implement DST procedures...simply because it NO longer makes sense...this program was beneficial in early modern human history...when the use of electricity was in its infancy...as most industrialized nations have mastered the fine mechanics of creating current for the rest of us to consume...the modification of the minute keeper is NO longer a necessity...we continue to employ it in the modern day for the same reason we follow other programs implemented previously which tend to fail or NO longer be functional... because our government stands to lose a serious amount of face with their citizens if they admit shit they had a hand in NO longer serves a purpose...lemme tell ya what...if more people are having accidents during the first week of DST...maybe those mutton heads need to stay in bed another hour or so...I'll tell ya when car accidents rise in my neck of the country...when the white fluffy falls from the sky...which is ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING to me...ya see I spent the years of my childhood hopping from one location to another as a military brat...got to see an enormous amount of the country we call home...driven through all 50 states at different times of the year...both of my biological birth partners have strong family ties to the Northern Michigan area...which is how I ended up spending the last 20 years of my life in this half frozen tundra...and the one thing that seriously chaps my ass...are the people who have NEVER in all their years on Earth left this corner of the country...SNOWFALL is an EXPECTED occurrence annually...yet every year the morons that multiply in this area of Michigan seem to FORGET what the f**k a car is...and how to manually manipulate it thru three inches of melting material...car accidents increase by 10% up here every time something like SNOW falls from the sky...it's insane...it's like the second SNOW starts to fly thru the air...these f**ktards forget half their cognitive thinking capacitors when they enter their cars...compounding the problem for most non-pedestrian passengers is the fact that they NO longer plow as they should...another situation of stupidity...when we get 10 or more inches of the fluffy stuff the plows stay neatly tucked away in garages...however when we get less than half an inch...these mammoth motor vehicles are out in force...it's like trying to use a holey sock as a protectant against unexpected pregnancy...it makes NO sense...I mean seriously...I can't tell ya how retarded it is up here...each and every year the SNOWFALL brings along with it another smattering of stupidity...it SNOWED here last week during Thanksgiving...I wasn't even here...but there was less than three inches on the road before we had out first fatality...yesterday was Sunday...temperatures have been mildly Mayan the last week...melting off every inch of the white fluffy stuff...except at the ski resorts which are making their own sheets of ice to surf down the side of a mountain on...which creates a whole new set of unsavory situations...our second fatality befell a young girl trying to learn how to snowboard...it's the primary reason I NO longer want to live in a SNOWFALL landing zone...NOT only is it drastically colder than my body would like to handle...but it has been a long held belief of mine that there are things that should live in the colder regions of any continent or country...Polar Bears and Penguins...NOT PEOPLE...I know some of you will say..."But Kevin...what is Christmas without SNOW on the ground"...to which I say...'A f**k of a lot warmer and freer of fatalities'...take it from me...my immediate family seldom had SNOW at Christmas because of the stations we were sent to...and we are ALL still plodding around the planet...I've been here for a mere 20 years...and it that short two decades of human history I can affirm that WE...as inhabitants of this planet...have yet to master Mother Nature and her nasty habits for creating harmful situations regarding existence in SNOW covered landscapes...we have less than twenty days left to discover what the Mayans were trying to tell us with their mythical little minute keeper they manufactured...and while I truly believe NOTHING of a planet wide population plummeting problem will occur...I must say...with the temperatures hovering in the 50's today...I am enjoying this latest phase our planet is progressing through...having done a little research in the history of our planet as we believe it to be...the last time Mother Earth went through a situation of this nature...HUMANS were NOT around to witness it...HOWEVER...fossil records indicate that some 26,000 years ago...the surface temperatures on our rock were such that new LIFE FORMS evolved...some species suffered and fell by the way side in what is known as EXTINCTION...over the millions of years the planet needed to begin the cooling process and create the next Ice Age...what does that mean for those of us living in regions affected by annual SNOWFALL...such as in the state of Michigan...quite simply it means...SELL...SELL...SELL ...as in your house and property...while the next Ice Age may NOT happen in our lifetimes...it will come creeping back into to claim the lands it once held beneath the surface of ice...get out while the getting is good...otherwise...DST and the impending increase of car accidents aside...we should be fine!!!