HAIRLESS HAIRCUTS...OH MY

In Louisiana, a bill was introduced to the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men at 25 cents...

...and that should be all you need to know to keep from moving to Louisiana...2 things are blatantly disturbing about this little piece of prolific info...first and foremost...apparently there is an abundance of follicle challenged f**ktards in the state that visit a barber shop...and second there appears to be an abundance of unscrupulous barbers that are NOT only willing to dilly dally on a chrome dome but are also enticed to charge more for their efforts that could possibly be warranted...NOT many people suffer complete baldness on their cabeza...those that have an absence of cranial coverage normally ELECT to shave their heads bald for personal reasons...they do not visit a barber shop since they can take care of personal grooming techniques all by themselves...IDK when this little follicle fallout bill was passed but in the event it was passed before the invention of inflation...say in the 1920's...then that original quarter...at today's exchange rate...comes out to $1,958,436.00...(don't judge me...we deal with people that make shit up every day...it's my turn)...I love it when I hear currency comparisons of that nature...it makes people go...WOW...in reality .25 from the 1920's would be worth $2.87 on today's market due to inflation over the last 83 years...the REAL value of money comes from the collector sector of the industry...that same 1920 quarter in BU (Brilliant Uncirculated) condition can fetch anywhere between $155.00 and $3,135.00 depending on mint mark...pretty sad and revealing when numismatics will pay more for an old coin than your neighborhood bank would be willing to part with...what's even funnier is that there are no conversion charts at the places we spend money at...if your bald ass walked into a barbershop in Louisiana today...sat down and got a haircut...reached into your pocket...pulled out a 1920 Silver Liberty quarter in any condition to pay for your purchase...you ain't gettin' any change back...even a dollar bill printed in 2010 is worth $1.09 in 2013...so how in the hell do you get that extra pocket change from your old money???  You DON'T...it's a numbers game the federal reserve employs in concert with the government to justify raising prices and taxes...but we are straying off course here a little bit aren't we...here's the underlying problem you don't see when you read this terrible tidbit...the State government in the great state of Louisiana allowed a bill to be introduced regarding the highest price a bald man should pay for a haircut...as noted that price was capped at a quarter...25 cents...how much taxpayer money paid for these elected officials to sit around a table...debate the pros and cons...and vote on a decision whether or not to pass it??? I dare say significantly more than 25 cents...and for what??? An issue of unimportance...and this same procedure is magnified at the federal levels of government...just take a look at the dumb shit they are wasting our taxpaying dollars on today...still shoving around GUN CONTROL issues...have been for over twenty years...and for what??? IDK a single gun owner that is going to take their gun cabinet full of weapons to the local county office and hand them over...especially without compensation...and how many millions of dollars has this war on personal gun ownership added to the national debt???  I mention this for one very specific reason...the Dick Act of 1902...also known as the Militia Act of 1903...which was a bill introduced and passed by Congress that CANNOT be repealed...to do so would violate bills of attainder as well as ex post facto laws which would be yet another gross violation of the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights...this bill was passed and PROTECTS personal gun ownership and SUPPORTS the 2nd Amendment...so we have basically watched our hard earned money get spent debating stricter gun control issues that CANNOT be enacted...tragic really when you think about it...let's say that little illogical Louisiana law cost the taxpayers $10,000.00 and let's say for sake of argument it was passed around 1920...that money was added to the national deficit...(yes state deficits are lumped together with the nations)...we can safely assume due to the governments inability and inadequacy in handling economic matters in the current era that they LEARNED this tactic from those in office before them...and in turn we can assume this money was not immediately repaid...it was therefore subject to those two magical words from the finance sector...INFLATION & INTEREST...the funny thing is that interest always trumps inflation...it's set up that way to keep those in control of the money comfortable and those needing money suffering and struggling...and who benefited from this bald haircut bill...NOBODY...even the bald guys that took advantage of this ruling paid taxes far exceeding the $0.25 they spent on each haircut...that is why it pays to PAY ATTENTION to bills being introduced and discussed in the chambers of Congress and the halls of the House...even if you do NOT think they apply to you...they do...all taxpayers pay for them on an annual basis...take a look at the Feinstein bullshit that ignorant bitch is trying to push through...banning personal ownership of guns for EVERYONE in Amerika that is NOT in political office or military uniform...IDK about the rest of you...but the last time I remember reading something about a nationwide law passing system of this nature...a HOLOCAUST followed shortly after!!!