The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word....
I've no doubt that this tidbit holds some water...ya don't even hafta do a scientific study to determine how accurate the information is...you just need to stand in close proximity to someone orating to an audience...personally I believe this to be a small saliva shower situation if you are standing next to an average American citizen that has passed Elementary English...it grows exponentially when you apply it to being in the front of unaverage American citizens...for instance if you transition your position and end up in front of a pants around the patella patron...who is attending post Elementary level education but hasn't grasped the linguistic techniques to properly 'nunsheate' words...you may find yourself in need of a towel to trap and contain the excessive mouth moisture these morons mist their minions with...if you move down the evolutionary ladder and find yourself in the presence of an employee of the state run national media...you will find that they enunciate words correctly...they just don't ever get their facts straight the first time around...this leads one to require an umbrella for personal spittal protection...since there will be ongoing reports...retractions...updates...wash...rinse...repeat...it's a bathing experience in bullshit...if you step down another rung on the chatter ladder...you will com come upon the local politician...this group of saliva spraying shit for brains come from all four corners of the planet...they have dialects and ignorance to blame for their fire hose force of verbal flatulence...one may need to seek shelter in a hurricane shelter if the gas spewing from such a gullet of useless information begins to blow their hair back and cause mascara to run...one step lower on the rhetoric rung brings us to the federal level politician...these asshats have trouble reading teleprompters...so it stands to reason how abhorrently they have murdelated the language and spirit of the Constitution...when these anti-patriot elitists gather together in the halls of Congress...anyone in attendance should don a spit deflecting scuba suit slathered in baby oil...it is the ONLY way to wade through the bullshit and get to the bottom of things...at the lowest possible depths of the language ladder is the POTUS...past and present...the individual holding this position is NOTHING more than a misguided marionette ...a familiar face for sheeple to associate with...very few of them have ever had a sane... cognitive...logical thought flow through the frontal lobe of their follicle container...the people running for this position may or may not have a command of the English language...case in pointification...DUBYA couldn't spell "nucular" without a dictionary...ODRAMA can...but he hasta have someone whisper it in his ear...these people are by far the worst orators in the history of man...when they separate the rosy blossomed binding units of their vocal orifice and allow words to fall from it...one would be wise to seek asylum in a submarine...you need something with a thick hull capable of withstanding significant changes in atmospheric pressure...put it this way...you don't wanna be calling on NOAH to build you a bullshit proof boat...you'll undoubtedly drown before that Biblical figure bangs home the first nail...I haven't heard anything lucid come out of a President's mouth since Ronald Reagan...and he was a f**kin' actor...so it was probably scripted straight out of Hollywood...I mean the guy did have a bullet proof...wind tunnel tested hair style...I doubt very seriously he left his script writers back on the West coast...fortunately I have little to worry about when it comes to federal fumigation formats...if I wanna any lip off of them I can scrape it off my zipper!!!
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