TASTY TOBACCO SUPPLEMENTS!!!

Smokers generally eat more sugar than non-smokers...

...this is one of those moments when someone found something online and took it completely out of context...smokers trying to quit an addictive habit generally eat more sugar than non-smokers...because they are trying to occupy their time and refrain from lighting up...now there are smokers such as the one pictured below who do not use savory supplements of the sugary variety in order to blow sweet smoke up your ass...

kinda looks like a poster boy for the Black Panthers or a Welcome Back Kotter reject don't he??? Little Barry in his Bomber's Jacket...posing for the camera's in what could easily be misconstrued as a photo of an African American anti-government white race hater...funny how his same administration now authorizes various government agencies to spy on people that are labeled in stereotypical fashion...I must say as an appreciator of intelligent linguistic monologues he does possess a far superior grasp of the English language than his predecessor...(who still causes me to try and push #1 for translation every time I see him speak)...but this guy's cognitive capacitor is just as corrupt and illogical as any of the Bush babies before him...here are a few examples of how Barry blows smoke in one direction while indisputably adhering to an entirely different set of principles...our chain smoking Commander in Chief has begged us as American citizens not to let the actions of a few radical Muslim terrorists serve as the basis by which we judge them all...yet he has NO problem using the actions of a few gun toting nut jobs to promote the need for stricter gun control...Barry wants all law abiding gun owners to submit to background checks...yet has done EVERYTHING in his power to prevent a personal background check on himself...how many of you have bothered to read the fine print of his much heralded Obamacare plan???  Are you aware that you NO longer have a voice in the debate over Pro Choice vs. Pro Life???  This little plan of his has restructured the funds necessary to carry out an abortion...these doctor's bills are now paid for with U.S. tax dollars...that's right folks...NO matter what your views on abortion are...if you pay taxes you may as well carry a baby tossing pitchfork in your back pocket...oh how sweet the smell of his tobacco tainted breath when it is blowing for winds of change he is unwilling to accept for himself...enough about that assbag...I didn't vote for him or anyone else for that matter...but I did originally have high hopes for the first African American President here in the United States...boy was I wrong...I've NEVER seen anyone systematically destroy 200+ years of hard work trying to reform a nation for the benefit of a specific ethnicity only to set that same group back centuries...smoking has become so taboo in this country that less than half a century ago we were witness to advertising campaigns that promoted smoking as a way to be kewl...be part of the "in" crowd...everyone smoked...Bogey smoked...The Duke smoked...if your ass was seen outside the house you had a cigarette in your mouth...30 years ago I was 15 and living in Hawai'i...I could buy cigarettes out of the back of a truck outside school and smoke off campus...the following year we moved back to the mainland...all the way to NC...the tobacco capital of the entire world...cigarettes were almost 75% cheaper to buy...I NEVER once got carded for buying cigarettes from the local gas station or convenience store...and the High School I went to had a "STUDENT SMOKING PATIO" on campus...located right outside the windows of the Teacher's cafeteria...you didn't need to be 18 to smoke on campus or carry tobacco products of any kind...you didn't need a permission slip from your parents...all you needed was a cigarette and something to light it with...about 15 years ago the Continental Smoking Shift began to take shape...advertisements for cigarettes were the first things to go...NO more billboards...NO more TV commercials...NO more radio ads...you were lucky if you had a sandwich board advertisement in your establishment...Smoking sections were instituted in restaurants...they branched off to all other public places where smoking was still allowed...some interior establishments banned them outright...then one of the most HYPOCRITICAL things to ever occur in a sporting industry took place...NASCAR racing...the illegitimate bastard afterbirth of the Prohibition Era...an industry born from the ashes of criminal activity to bootleg hooch during a time when alcohol was banned...dropped Winston as its major sponsor...it also banned tobacco companies of any kind from sponsoring any of the race teams...when you go to a NASCAR event today you can't even smoke in the stands...but you can buy beer...enter the modern day and some places on this planet have developed a better than God complex...making it illegal for you to smoke outdoors at all in any place deemed a public platform...it wouldn't be so bad if smoking was the ONLY industry affected by bans and policies and laws...but we see it every where we look...around every corner...a handful of people get a hair up their ass about something and we end up with some sort of ban for that product just to please them...whatever happened to common sense in this country...we are so ass backward in our logical thinking I could go on forever...if you do NOT smoke...and you do NOT like the smell of smoke or the harmful secondhand side effects of cigarette smoke...then by all means remove YOURSELF from the offending source...I don't like people that eat NOTHING but vegetables...who run around launching butt mudd marbles of methane gas...and act like their shit don't stink...but you don't see a nationwide push to ban vegetables from menus do ya...or to have special sections where Vegans can eat...NO because meat eaters have the common sense to get the f**k outta dodge before the foliage farts start flowing...if you do NOT like guns...or people that have them legally...then by all means move your ass to France or marry into a Native American tribe...NONE of those ethnicities know how to use them anyway...you will fit right in...if you do NOT like abortions or people that find them an acceptable means to an end...then do NOT vote for political power hungry pricks like the current POTUS...(ya know if ya took the TU outta that acronym it would fit better)...it's a simple process people...laws are by nature RESTRICTIVE...we have more laws in place than we do FREEDOMS...the original Bill of Rights contained 10...10 rights/freedoms/common sense RULES for us to live by...for us to be able to proclaim our nation as the ONLY self-governed country on Earth...10 rights...10 Commandments...it wasn't a coincidence...NOW we have 27 Amendments...the last 17 are NO longer necessary...they should be repealed...(I know there were a couple that directly applied to the abolition of slavery...WTFU we were all born into state and federal slavery... involuntary servitude...unless of course you get a thrill out of working your ass off and sending the government part of your paycheck)...and we have so many federal laws on the books that the Library of Congress has lost count...not to mention state laws in the same amount if not individually higher in some cases...I think George Carlin said it best..."rights aren't 'rights' if someone can take 'em away; they're privileges. That's all we have ever had in this country a Bill of Temporary Privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that every year that list gets shorter and shorter"...

“The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.” — Gaius Cornelius Tacitus (56-117) Roman orator, lawyer, senator and historian

Here's my plan...we should revert back to the original 10 Amendments and add an 11th..."Congress shall pass NO laws that affect citizens that they themselves are NOT willing to abide by and citizens shall abide by NO laws Congress passes and does NOT practice themselves"...we'll call it the Good For The Gander Amendment...I'll tell ya there are quite a few places I'd like to shove a lit cigarette right now...but I dare say the tobacco companies could ill afford an enormous depletion in stock of that nature...Have a great weekend!!!