OH THE WONDERMENT OF WISODOM!!!

Leeches have 32 brains... 

...wouldn't it be nice if they shared a few with politicians...lawyers...doctors and scientists... think of where we would be today with all that wisdom shared among men...we would likely have actual facts NOT based on theories...remedies for ailments that didn't require guinea piggin humans to see if they work and what the long term effects were...we might actually have a judicial system that functioned in a quick and speedy fashion with no room for error ...appeals and tankers full of taxpaying dollars to fund it all...we could enjoy a society run by leaders with logic instead of suffering through societal stupidity...holy crap...it would be euphoric...a veritable buffet of things that don't include BULLSHIT...Idk about you folks but I'm to the point I would honestly give serious consideration to casting a vote for a leech if it were running for office...but seriously folks it isn't how many brains you have...it's how you USE what is at your disposal...leeches which are amoebic representations of their human equivalents...spineless creatures that do not want to be looked down upon yet haven't the intestinal fortitude to accept responsibility for their actions...they may have 31 more brains then their two legged counterparts but they don't use them anymore effectively...case in point leeches slither from one location to the next sucking the life out whatever host they find...a befitting description for politicians, lawyers, doctors and scientists...leeches really have no idea how they got here...or what their purpose is...neither do the previously mentioned professionals...leeches do very little of their own work...relying on the host body to provide...need I say more...is it any wonder then that these same professional career fields are often likened to "blood sucking leeches"...I'd say they have done everything in their power to live up to the persona applied to them...it's NOT as if they are being related to leeches because these creatures are highly intelligent and have enormous brain capacity...I mean you can learn more reading a box of Cracker Jacks than ya can from speaking with one of these geniuses...and don't get too laughin to loud or too quick because that says more about us than it does them...we have allowed the dumbest people on the planet to obtain the highest positions in humanity...world leaders...reputable resources...and the trickle down economics 'of ignorance' are the same as they were under Reagan...the dumbest make everyone around them dumber...these giants of the gene pool should have been swallowed...don't get me wrong there are a few new politicians making the scene who appear to be worth their salt in any given situation...Rand Paul is a force to be reckoned with...highly intelligent...or at least has speech writers that know how to do research...and he has SAND...which is what we need from our elected officials...he is NOT afraid to raise the voice of his constituents in the face of his peers in Congress...a trait they should all possess...unfortunately there are many more leeches than there are leech wranglers...which means that it will get worse before it ever gets better!

HI-YO SPAGHETTI-OH!!!

There are more than 1,750 "O's" in a 15-ounce can of Spaghetti’Os...

I wonder why that is...probably because the the f**kin name of the soup has the letter "O" in it...idk what's worse the normal bib drooling f**ktards we deal with daily or Captain Bob "I'll Be Damned" Obvious...now had this mad bastard of a genius postulated that there were 1,750 "W's" in any size can of Spaghetti'Os...I woulda hunted them down personally...backtracked their family tree...invented time travel...visited his grandpa in the past and cock shocked him with a branding iron to prevent this mud brained masturbator from ever being hatched...I'll bet the first words of wisdom ever spit out were..."There's lotsa light when it's sunny outside"...where do they breed these walking think tanks of common sense stuff...I mean seriously...I needa rum dummy like this to sit at my feet and feed me full of shit I coulda guessed by lookin' at the damn picture advertised on the product...how damn far under the rock are you livin' if you can;t figure out for yourself that Spaghetti-O's are gonna have a buncha f**kin' "O's" in them...guess what there's a buncha other letters in Alphabet soup...betcha didn't know that one know didja ol' foreseer of full flavored food groups...ya ever get the feeling you're the ONLY intelligent life in the universe...story of my life...I just got done doing my first online interview/webinar/power point presentation and some of the questions led me to believe that unless you draw very specific solid lines from one location to the next...people in general are ignorant enough to get completely lost...the presentation was in regards to the ammunition shortage here in this country and how ineffective guns are without it...the primary purpose was to drive listeners to the concept of learning how to reload ammo for themselves...I explained how it was my opinion the push for stricter gun control laws was NOTHING more than a clever disguise for the covert op of buying all the ammo..they don't care if you have guns...they just don't want you to use them for anything but a hammer...one of the questions posed wondered if the federal government would begin going after reloading equipment...(Shhhhhh...let it sink in a minute...let it stew and swirl around in the cranial kettle for a minute)...fortunately for me I am able to keep some of my inner thoughts from spilling forth orally during moments of public speaking...what I wanted to say and what I said were 2 totally different things...(thoughts running through my head: Somebody slap this idiots Momma...did I NOT just make it extremely clear how USELESS a GUN would be without AMMO???  Stands to reason that RELOADING EQUIPMENT would be just as USELESS without components like gunpowder and projectiles...) holy shit Sherlock...at the risk of sounding repetitively redundant (see what I did there) "No, they will NOT come after your reloading presses...they don't need them anymore than they do your guns...please do try and keep up there Gomer...we have a ton of shit to cover here and time is of the essence...it's amazing sometimes how unattentive people actually are...I'm telling people that manufactured ammo is almost non-existent and that reloading components are rapidly following suit...which is why I put together a manual on how to cast your own bullets and make gunpowder...I TOLD THEM THIS...and still someone asked what they should do since they can't find gunpowder and projectiles...(thoughts running through my head: "Consider substituting for an actual training target you walking waste of air sucking space"..."throw your gun at them and run...it's quite likely that's the ONLY time anyone will call you quick on your feet"..."how the hell were you the fastest swimmer being anchored by all that ignorance")...I have a new respect for inanimate objects like the alarm clock and how it must feel when it gets ignored or abused by its owner...poor lonely thing spends all day waiting for that one magical moment when it can sound the bells and WAKE someone up...ONLY to be smashed and bashed until it quiets down...it's like trying to use a bull horn if you have laryngitis...scream all ya want...NOBODY'S home or listenin...I smoke pot and I pick up on shit NOBODY else seems to discover...so either more of you need to get on the bong hittin' bandwagon...or I need to find a new planet to amuse myself with...LMAO!!!

THE SHADY BUNCH!!!

Here's the story of an ugly lady
Whose bullet proof 'do was void of curls
Infamous for telling nothing more than lies
Stay tuned as the next one unfurls

Here's a story, of a man named Barry
Who is busy destroying America all on his own
On Benghazi and now beloved Boston
This man has been left standing all alone

Till the one day when the bitch met the bastard
And they sat down secretly plotting over lunch
Then this group somehow formed a fascist front
That is how they became the Shady Bunch
The Shady Bunch

That's the way they all became the Shady Bunch
The Shady Bunch

I copied the pic...but I Yankoviced the lyrics myself Kevin Wixson

TASTY TOBACCO SUPPLEMENTS!!!

Smokers generally eat more sugar than non-smokers...

...this is one of those moments when someone found something online and took it completely out of context...smokers trying to quit an addictive habit generally eat more sugar than non-smokers...because they are trying to occupy their time and refrain from lighting up...now there are smokers such as the one pictured below who do not use savory supplements of the sugary variety in order to blow sweet smoke up your ass...

kinda looks like a poster boy for the Black Panthers or a Welcome Back Kotter reject don't he??? Little Barry in his Bomber's Jacket...posing for the camera's in what could easily be misconstrued as a photo of an African American anti-government white race hater...funny how his same administration now authorizes various government agencies to spy on people that are labeled in stereotypical fashion...I must say as an appreciator of intelligent linguistic monologues he does possess a far superior grasp of the English language than his predecessor...(who still causes me to try and push #1 for translation every time I see him speak)...but this guy's cognitive capacitor is just as corrupt and illogical as any of the Bush babies before him...here are a few examples of how Barry blows smoke in one direction while indisputably adhering to an entirely different set of principles...our chain smoking Commander in Chief has begged us as American citizens not to let the actions of a few radical Muslim terrorists serve as the basis by which we judge them all...yet he has NO problem using the actions of a few gun toting nut jobs to promote the need for stricter gun control...Barry wants all law abiding gun owners to submit to background checks...yet has done EVERYTHING in his power to prevent a personal background check on himself...how many of you have bothered to read the fine print of his much heralded Obamacare plan???  Are you aware that you NO longer have a voice in the debate over Pro Choice vs. Pro Life???  This little plan of his has restructured the funds necessary to carry out an abortion...these doctor's bills are now paid for with U.S. tax dollars...that's right folks...NO matter what your views on abortion are...if you pay taxes you may as well carry a baby tossing pitchfork in your back pocket...oh how sweet the smell of his tobacco tainted breath when it is blowing for winds of change he is unwilling to accept for himself...enough about that assbag...I didn't vote for him or anyone else for that matter...but I did originally have high hopes for the first African American President here in the United States...boy was I wrong...I've NEVER seen anyone systematically destroy 200+ years of hard work trying to reform a nation for the benefit of a specific ethnicity only to set that same group back centuries...smoking has become so taboo in this country that less than half a century ago we were witness to advertising campaigns that promoted smoking as a way to be kewl...be part of the "in" crowd...everyone smoked...Bogey smoked...The Duke smoked...if your ass was seen outside the house you had a cigarette in your mouth...30 years ago I was 15 and living in Hawai'i...I could buy cigarettes out of the back of a truck outside school and smoke off campus...the following year we moved back to the mainland...all the way to NC...the tobacco capital of the entire world...cigarettes were almost 75% cheaper to buy...I NEVER once got carded for buying cigarettes from the local gas station or convenience store...and the High School I went to had a "STUDENT SMOKING PATIO" on campus...located right outside the windows of the Teacher's cafeteria...you didn't need to be 18 to smoke on campus or carry tobacco products of any kind...you didn't need a permission slip from your parents...all you needed was a cigarette and something to light it with...about 15 years ago the Continental Smoking Shift began to take shape...advertisements for cigarettes were the first things to go...NO more billboards...NO more TV commercials...NO more radio ads...you were lucky if you had a sandwich board advertisement in your establishment...Smoking sections were instituted in restaurants...they branched off to all other public places where smoking was still allowed...some interior establishments banned them outright...then one of the most HYPOCRITICAL things to ever occur in a sporting industry took place...NASCAR racing...the illegitimate bastard afterbirth of the Prohibition Era...an industry born from the ashes of criminal activity to bootleg hooch during a time when alcohol was banned...dropped Winston as its major sponsor...it also banned tobacco companies of any kind from sponsoring any of the race teams...when you go to a NASCAR event today you can't even smoke in the stands...but you can buy beer...enter the modern day and some places on this planet have developed a better than God complex...making it illegal for you to smoke outdoors at all in any place deemed a public platform...it wouldn't be so bad if smoking was the ONLY industry affected by bans and policies and laws...but we see it every where we look...around every corner...a handful of people get a hair up their ass about something and we end up with some sort of ban for that product just to please them...whatever happened to common sense in this country...we are so ass backward in our logical thinking I could go on forever...if you do NOT smoke...and you do NOT like the smell of smoke or the harmful secondhand side effects of cigarette smoke...then by all means remove YOURSELF from the offending source...I don't like people that eat NOTHING but vegetables...who run around launching butt mudd marbles of methane gas...and act like their shit don't stink...but you don't see a nationwide push to ban vegetables from menus do ya...or to have special sections where Vegans can eat...NO because meat eaters have the common sense to get the f**k outta dodge before the foliage farts start flowing...if you do NOT like guns...or people that have them legally...then by all means move your ass to France or marry into a Native American tribe...NONE of those ethnicities know how to use them anyway...you will fit right in...if you do NOT like abortions or people that find them an acceptable means to an end...then do NOT vote for political power hungry pricks like the current POTUS...(ya know if ya took the TU outta that acronym it would fit better)...it's a simple process people...laws are by nature RESTRICTIVE...we have more laws in place than we do FREEDOMS...the original Bill of Rights contained 10...10 rights/freedoms/common sense RULES for us to live by...for us to be able to proclaim our nation as the ONLY self-governed country on Earth...10 rights...10 Commandments...it wasn't a coincidence...NOW we have 27 Amendments...the last 17 are NO longer necessary...they should be repealed...(I know there were a couple that directly applied to the abolition of slavery...WTFU we were all born into state and federal slavery... involuntary servitude...unless of course you get a thrill out of working your ass off and sending the government part of your paycheck)...and we have so many federal laws on the books that the Library of Congress has lost count...not to mention state laws in the same amount if not individually higher in some cases...I think George Carlin said it best..."rights aren't 'rights' if someone can take 'em away; they're privileges. That's all we have ever had in this country a Bill of Temporary Privileges. And if you read the news, even badly, you know that every year that list gets shorter and shorter"...

“The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.” — Gaius Cornelius Tacitus (56-117) Roman orator, lawyer, senator and historian

Here's my plan...we should revert back to the original 10 Amendments and add an 11th..."Congress shall pass NO laws that affect citizens that they themselves are NOT willing to abide by and citizens shall abide by NO laws Congress passes and does NOT practice themselves"...we'll call it the Good For The Gander Amendment...I'll tell ya there are quite a few places I'd like to shove a lit cigarette right now...but I dare say the tobacco companies could ill afford an enormous depletion in stock of that nature...Have a great weekend!!!

OBSEITY EPIDEMIC!!!

Modern diets contain so many preservatives that dead human bodies do not deteriorate as quickly as they used to...

I have absolutely NO doubt whatsoever that this tidbit does contain some truth to it...it also contains some very revealing facts about people in general as well as the government agencies in place to protect the interests of the populace...for one there is NOTHING traditional about the modern diet...we as people...and especially as American citizens have been comforted and coddled for decades...this has spilled over into our food sources...decades ago your parents and grandparents grew their own food...harvested their own food...canned...dehydrated and stored their own food...from grains to goats they were self-reliant out of the necessity to survive...many of us today would be unable to SURVIVE an event such as the Great Depression...simply because we lack the knowledge to carry out many of these self-reliant tasks...if we can't find it on the store shelves it must NOT be meant for us to eat...people that live in concentrated areas of population...metropolitan regions...NYC...LA...Chicago to name a few...have absolutely NO idea what a farm animal or plant looks like...at least for the most part...unless they see pictures of it in a book... should these people ever find themselves in dire circumstances...they will starve and serve as road kill for rodents...another glaring fact found from this tidbit is that the FDA really doesn't give two shits about your health or well-being...it is a complex process carried out in conjunction with the major health heroes of our country...you can't operate a hospital at maximum efficiency if everyone on the planet is in good health...preservatives added to food generally have long term side effects for humans and are more than likely responsible for the significant increases in deadly diseases we are faced with today...cancers...YAY...itsa vicious cycle...the FDA approves the shit...sheeple eat the shit because its supposed to be good for you...you end up in the hospital...the hospitals and doctors profit from your presence and the FDA gets kickbacks from the major medical industry...I know...I know...some of you think I'm just blowing smoke...but I dare say statistics support this theory...people of the past lived longer and usually healthier lives than people do today...hell my own grandmother knew NOAH on a first name basis...claims to have stowed away for the 40 day voyage...and she canned enough of her own food that after she finally passed away we had a canned goods sale that's still going on...and she has been gone now for almost two years...now I don't currently subscribe to a grow it yourself lifestyle...ONLY because I do NOT have the land available to do so...but I do employ smart shopping exercises and purchase what I can from the local farmer's market when I can...it supports the local economy and it generally consists of organic supplies free from pesticides...now if you live in an area like Detroit this isn't something I would recommend...simply because many of the local farms around big cities are part of the commercial industry and their crops are sprayed with pesticides and pollutants as part of their agreement with the parent company...buying from them just cuts out the middle man at the canning company...it doesn't result in healthy organic supplements...get outside of the city...by a distance of at least two hours before you begin looking for a farmer's market to shop from...buy in bulk and can your own crap...it isn't a difficult process and storage is rather simple...if you fancy a feast at the fast food chain on a daily basis...BRAVO for you...archaeologists in the year 3575 will be able to unearth your carcass and discover all kinds of pertinent information regarding life back in the medieval times of the Information & Technology Age we live in today...while you may NOT be doing much for your own health and well-being...you should still be applauded and heralded for your futuristic foresight...think of where we would be right now if we weren't able to uncover remains of distant civilizations today...probably without a shit ton of misinformation...that's where...so you are doing your part to help future generations fail to come up with a logical explanation of how people lived in the past...that or you are just a lazy SOB with more money than you need...you should adopt Liberal principles and donate more money every tax year to help out all of the welfare recipients and illegal aliens your ilk deem acceptable...I used to eat that crap from fast food joints here and there but NOT anymore...I climbed into a vehicle one time...suffice to say owned by one of my offspring...and reached under the seat to search for a lighter that had dropped out of my pocket...I discovered a burger box among other things...I pulled it out of the way to continue my search...leaving the burger box on the floorboard across from me...when said offspring noticed the burger box they asked where I found that...when I explained it was under the seat...they proceeded to tell me they lost it 3-4 weeks ago and wondered where it went...they thought one of their friends had taken it as a joke on the night it went missing...I opened the burger box just to see if anyone had actually started eating it before stashing it in a secret location and forgetting about it...it had about 1/3 of it missing...bite marks in place...aside from that you woulda thought that damn thing was part of an exhibit at a wax museum...needless to say I very seldom even acknowledge fast food joints unless I am in an absolute rush for time and need something to prevent the onset of ill temper and mannerisms...I find it keeps me from going on a rampage and choking the shit out of those that deserve it...yes I probably have enough preservatives in me to add a few days to my underground shelf life...but that doesn't really matter to me...I plan on having a Viking funeral...NO I don't have any Nordic Heritage that I know of...Irish...German...Czech and Bohemian...so it's close enough...we came over on boats...I plan to leave on one...so for people like myself...eating fast food...or commercially grown foods groups packed with preservatives...the ensuing fire from the well placed flaming arrows should be quite a spectacle and burn well into the wee hours of the following morning...if NOT serve as an eternal floating flame configuration...gotta love living in the land of capitalism...all ya need to do is have enough financial folding paper to throw around in the right directions and you can get laws passed and programs for pesticides passed...I quit calling it money because it really has NO value...I know some of you think I'm just a screw loose citizen with an ingrown ass hair about the currency system we so faithfully follow...apparently I am NOT the ONLY one with a sense of humor about this subject...the Federal Reserve thinks paper money is such a joke they redesigned it with a secret color scheme...you can see comparisons in the picture below...

Still think itsa joke???  NOT very funny when the Federal Reserve has the same exact power entitled to the BANKER of a Monopoly Board game...if you read the rules of Monopoly...when the BANK runs out of money...the BANKER can manufacture more using strips of paper...and comparable colors to designate different denominations...I know this doesn't have much to do with preservatives in the modern diet as far as commercial food groups of the current era are concerned...but it sheds some light on how covertly revealing federal agencies...and those illegally associated with it (Federal Reserve) are and how they feel about the very people that remain silent and unconcerned about the systems they present as acceptable and plausible...this all paints a picture of a disaster in the making...they dumb us down and plant bad information in our heads to get us to BUY into the BS...most people in this country are completely out of tune with reality...they do NOT believe that this type of stuff happens here in America...WTFU people...America is often the shining example by which all other countries decide to follow suit...a lot of what we see around the world started here in America...yet we blame it on others because we are told to do so...do you think TERRORISM got its roots in the Middle East???  Obviously you didn't pay attention in US History class...prior to the Revolutionary War all combatants met on the battle field and fought in close quarters combat configurations...this has been well-documented throughout history...some were on horseback...some were stationary...and some were foot soldiers...but they all met on a field and battled until their was a decided Victor...during the Revolutionary War...American regimental troops and militias were formed among the citizenry...a NEW warrior was created...known as a Sniper...these were trained hunters and therefore sharp shooters...their primary function was to setup and shoot senior officers of the British Army...the thought was that if you got rid of the command structure the underling troops would run helter skelter for the nearest boat and head back to England...in other words they were to strike fear and TERROR into the hearts of the enemy by remaining unseen...yes modern terrorism...much like the modern diet...has undergone significant changes and advances...but they are both homegrown products of a different era...don't believe what they tell you...believe what they omit from telling you...it is often far more revealing!!!

SP...SP...SP...SP...OH HELL SPIT IT OUT!!!

The average talker sprays about 300 microscopic saliva droplets per minute, about 2.5 droplets per word....

I've no doubt that this tidbit holds some water...ya don't even hafta do a scientific study to determine how accurate the information is...you just need to stand in close proximity to someone orating to an audience...personally I believe this to be a small saliva shower situation if you are standing next to an average American citizen that has passed Elementary English...it grows exponentially when you apply it to being in the front of unaverage American citizens...for instance if you transition your position and end up in front of a pants around the patella patron...who is attending post Elementary level education but hasn't grasped the linguistic techniques to properly 'nunsheate' words...you may find yourself in need of a towel to trap and contain the excessive mouth moisture these morons mist their minions with...if you move down the evolutionary ladder and find yourself in the presence of an employee of the state run national media...you will find that they enunciate words correctly...they just don't ever get their facts straight the first time around...this leads one to require an umbrella for personal spittal protection...since there will be ongoing reports...retractions...updates...wash...rinse...repeat...it's a bathing experience in bullshit...if you step down another rung on the chatter ladder...you will com come upon the local politician...this group of saliva spraying shit for brains come from all four corners of the planet...they have dialects and ignorance to blame for their fire hose force of verbal flatulence...one may need to seek shelter in a hurricane shelter if the gas spewing from such a gullet of useless information begins to blow their hair back and cause mascara to run...one step lower on the rhetoric rung brings us to the federal level politician...these asshats have trouble reading teleprompters...so it stands to reason how abhorrently they have murdelated the language and spirit of the Constitution...when these anti-patriot elitists gather together in the halls of Congress...anyone in attendance should don a spit deflecting scuba suit slathered in baby oil...it is the ONLY way to wade through the bullshit and get to the bottom of things...at the lowest possible depths of the language ladder is the POTUS...past and present...the individual holding this position is NOTHING more than a misguided marionette ...a familiar face for sheeple to associate with...very few of them have ever had a sane... cognitive...logical thought flow through the frontal lobe of their follicle container...the people running for this position may or may not have a command of the English language...case in pointification...DUBYA couldn't spell "nucular" without a dictionary...ODRAMA can...but he hasta have someone whisper it in his ear...these people are by far the worst orators in the history of man...when they separate the rosy blossomed binding units of their vocal orifice and allow words to fall from it...one would be wise to seek asylum in a submarine...you need something with a thick hull capable of withstanding significant changes in atmospheric pressure...put it this way...you don't wanna be calling on NOAH to build you a bullshit proof boat...you'll undoubtedly drown before that Biblical figure bangs home the first nail...I haven't heard anything lucid come out of a President's mouth since Ronald Reagan...and he was a f**kin' actor...so it was probably scripted straight out of Hollywood...I mean the guy did have a bullet proof...wind tunnel tested hair style...I doubt very seriously he left his script writers back on the West coast...fortunately I have little to worry about when it comes to federal fumigation formats...if I wanna any lip off of them I can scrape it off my zipper!!!

THE FINE ART OF FIRE!!!

A perfectly clean fire produces almost no smoke. Smoke simply means that a fire is not burning properly and that bits of unburned material are escaping...

Really genius...so what you are telling me is that smoke is NOT a direct result of the fuel source  being used to keep said fire going...interesting...I must confess that is the single dumbest statement I have read in years...well ever since my favorite political puppet hung up his ears and went into hiding...if you start a fire using damp...moist or soaking wet wood...you will find that smoke is going to be a huge part of keeping that fire going...this smoke doesn't indicate that unburned material is floating away into the atmosphere...it means that FIRE...a naturally HOT element...is interacting negatively with the WATER...a naturally WET element...present in the wood...this generally produces smoke and steam which is inseparable and therefore will NOT condense and fall back into the fire snuffing it out...a perfectly clean fire of natural gas origins will produce no visible smoke...that does NOT mean that there aren't chemical elements rising from the flames and spreading into the surrounding environment...smoke is basically a gas and is a by-product of all FIRES...you CANNOT have one without the other...to prove this theory all one needs to understand is how backdraft works...when a contained environment becomes inundated with smoke...the smoke backs up and creates enormous pressure...(probably due to the expansion of gaseous elements within)...once access is gained to said environment...(kicking it in or smashing through an adjoining wall as in the case of firemen)...the smoke mixes with the influx of oxygen creating a highly combustible atmosphere...a single spark or flame present in the general vicinity is enough to cause an EXPLOSION...if smoke were simply 'unburned material' finding a way to escape it would settle on the floor and dissipate in a trapped environment and then be reabsorbed as fuel by the FIRE as it spread...holy fecal matter in the frontal lobe area...SMOKE can also be an early warning sign that FIRE is imminent...ever seen someone try to start a FIRE with a bow and drill...if they DON'T see SMOKE...they know they aren't going to have much success starting a FIRE...I have learned alotta bout FIRE here in the past few months...I can start a FIRE in a Force 5 Hurricane...and I carry ALL of the equipment to manufacture FIRE on my person EVERY SINGLE DAY...I can make a fire with a 9 volt battery and an old piece of steel wool...given enough time I could show you how to make a FIRE with a piece of ICE...SMOKE indicates that the process is working as expected and that the potential for FIRE is significantly greater than it was just mere moments ago...once I build a FIRE I am less concerned about the presence of SMOKE...the ONLY time SMOKE matters is when it is in a trapped environment...in which case it is highly toxic and often leads to IMMINENT death...the source of the fuel for the FIRE is what causes SMOKE or the apparent absence of SMOKE...drier and cleaner fuels still release toxic chemicals which form SMOKE...they appear less visible because they dissipate more rapidly than do sources that contain an excess of moisture...that's why you look for deadfall while you are out camping to start and keep a FIRE going...rather than cutting down live saplings or trees which would require an enormous heat source to dry them out and convert them into kindling...I can get a raging fire to burn properly and still produce an abundance of SMOKE...simply by adding some plastic or a tire to the mix...does that mean it isn't a clean FIRE or that it isn't burning properly...NO...it means that plastic and rubber have an adverse reaction when subjected to FIRE...ya ever cook food over an open flame...char a little animal flesh in the FIRE pit...gets a little SMOKY doesn't it...does it ever cause the FIRE to go out???  NOT if you know WTF you're doing...this flaming fart smeller knows more about BLOWING SMOKE than he does about FIRE!!!