Striking resemblance there is too...so lemme see if I got this right...a huge meteor crashes to Earth and obliterates all the dinosaurs...and instead of coming back as a ferocious creature covered in scales with a voracious appetite...we get a chicken...well at least NOW we know the answer to the age old question...what came first the chicken or the egg...apparently it was a scaly raptor like creature that came first...I love it when they do scientific comparisons on two animals that couldn't possibly be further apart in the Animal Kingdom...it's like saying moths are the closest living relative to Pterodactyls...most of these morons are just as lost as the rest of us as to what happened to the evolutionary chain after the fireball fell from the sky...they make shit up faster than I do otherwise their funding would stop...see they are forced into finding answers...I'm NOT...I doubt things when they are presented...it's my right...people that don't often find themselves full of useless information that they carry around and pass off to others as legitimate...I find it very hard to believe that the biggest and most feared creature on Earth got hung out to dry by a meteor...and came back dressed up as a breakfast alternative...and summer time grilling item...I mean seriously...whaddaya gonna tell me next...that roosters crow because they're pissed off for gettin the short end of the stick...doubtful...I've NEVER quite understood how they keep hypothesizing that birds are the direct descendants of large ass lizards from prehistoric times...what were there NO birds in existence before the meteor...they just all the sudden appeared out of thin air once the smoke settled...doesn't make much sense does it...look I have one very simple way of debunking this myth once and for all...the Japanese people are key...history shows us that the Japanese people are warriors...the Samurai...the Kamikaze...and they are all born into martial arts of some sort or another...history also shows that they have a tremendous fear of...GODZIRRA...the biggest T-Rex ever recorded...so if CHICKENS were the direct descendants of their most feared land lizard...don'tcha think they would be runnin Helter Skelter through the local markets screamin their little raw fish eating heads off...of course they would...so don't go tellin' me that GODZIRRA turned into an egg layin' little shit factory...I ain't buyin it...it's more probable that the closest living relative to the T-Rex is the might Gecko from Geico...I'm more likely to believe talking lizards with undecipherable accents are the long lost relatives of the raptor T-Rex than I am CHICKENS evolved due to underdeveloped T-Rex hatchlings...seriously...where do they even come up with this shit...do a little homework...we dropped bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki that were touted to have similar effects as a meteor from outer space...and it didn't stunt their growth or cause them to sprout feathers and peck for food...if anything it made them smarter...they NO longer require a NAVY to kick our asses...maybe NOT in a physical confrontation...but everyone reading this has something made in Japan sitting in their houses or driveways...so on the economic front...they are clubbing us like baby seals...taking that into account...one would hafta believe that the T-Rex completely perished in the...Big Rock Fall From Sky...period of history...they didn't morph into another creature and continue to thrive...I mean think about it...look at the other creatures from those periods...woolly mammoth...turns into an elephant...makes sense right...I mean big world wide fire...one would expect the wool to fall from the mammoth...leaving a smooth skin tanned by the excessive heat...other big creatures may have shrunk a bit in overall stature...so would you huddled up in caves and holes waiting for the planet to cool and heal itself...but to go from something a couple of stories tall...predatory natural instinct...to something used for eggs and a substitute for red meat...NOT on any planet...NOT under any evolutionary possibility...just because some birds have feathers that are shaped similar to what we know scales looked like...doesn't mean lizards made the leap to flight...if it does...we need to start rethinking which species on this planet is the smartest...because man has dreamed of being able to fly like a bird since the dawn of man...and the closest we can come is flight suits...used to soar through the air up to ten miles when launched from the appropriate height at the back of an AIRCRAFT...there's NO way lizards learned how to shift from scales to feathers and master flight in such a short amount of time...sometimes Freedom of Speech can be a dangerous thing...such as when it is left in the hands of people with IQ's lower than their age...I swear...if ya follow me on FB you've already heard this...but I'm hosting Chute-less Skydiving Tryouts for those with just such an IQ...first jump is FREE!!!
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