That is truly amazing...seldom have I come across such ignorance in my lifetime...let's see there are how many different kinds of light bulbs available on the market...incandescent...fluorescent...compact fluorescent...LED...halogen...just to name a few...and guess what??? They all use a different amount of energy to function...incandescent light bulbs use the most electricity...and I don't think there are many companies around that even manufacture a 10 watt light bulb anymore...you can get more visible light peekin' up an elephants ass...which coincidentally happens to be where this idiots entire head is lodged...the human brain might use as much energy as a 10 watt light bulb...regardless of variety...but most of the people who have one of these awesome machines floating around in their enormous cranial cavities...use about 5% of that energy to formulate their own opinions and thoughts...thankfully I have the capacity to soak up some of this unused energy and put it to good use...the problem is...even if your brain uses that much energy...if you as the sole owner of said thought capacitor...are incapable of harnessing that energy...it becomes irrelevant...people in a vegetative state manufacture the same amount of energy as the rest of us...and we aren't heaping any rewards on those meatsacks...some of them actually walk among us...and they feed me with fodder for our daily adventures down this timeless tunnel of truth...I only wish they shared the same other endearing qualities as a light bulb...you could switch them on and off as needed...mid-sentence when appropriate...and be relatively safe in assuming you would out live them and the ones that followed...you could just simply unscrew them and toss them aside...no harm...no foul...instead we let them litter the landscape like a buncha lollipop lickin'...light headed losers...that's enough to make any Native America stand on the side of a freeway and bawl their eyes out...let alone shed a single tear...I know it makes me cry myself to sleep sometimes...or maybe that's the medication...and I'm just exhausted and my eyes are watery...kinda hard to believe something that wastes as much energy as a 10 watt light bulb is responsible for inventing things that consume vastly superior quantities of energy...and things like the Internet...of course as I said not all of us operate the same...some of us have a 25 watt bulb lighting the path to freedom...while others are as dimly witted as a flickering candle flame...8 years people...8 years...this country was led by just such an individual...those big ass ears funneled oxygen towards the flame to no avail...it just wasn't able to hear the words on the wind...and all mankind suffered from the stupidity...some of those affected went on to conduct extensive research about the energy of the human brain...and elected to compare it to a 10 watt light bulb...apparently lacking the capacity to use something from the modern era...seems to me there was a short in the wiring...somebody sucked up a shit load of energy...cost their home owner a ton of money on the electric bill...and failed miserably and providing sufficient light...if ya catch my drift...this smacks of college stupidity...how do I know this...because they don't tech dumbass shit like that in high school...you hafta be in a class full of other money wastin' morons that's open to debate...and focuses on ridiculous scientific studies to come up with somethin' this stupid...an advantage not afforded to high school students...they don't hafta pay to get dumber...they just hafta show up...college kids hafta siphon off significant financial funds so they get a little more say in what the hell they are fed as useful information...unfortunately they are too stupid to formulate their own opinions until they reach the age of retirement...at which time that little 10 watt light bulb finally kicks in and they say..."F**K ME was I ever a dipshit for wastin' those years in school"...but have no fear...help is available...thanks to indoor plumbing...they can now run to the toilet...stick their heads in...and hit the flush handle repeatedly...it might not get rid of all the shitty ideas...but I would sure get a chuckle knowing they were taking my advice!!! Have a great day...and remember...turn off the lights when you leave the building...don't run up a bill you can't afford!!!
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