In Pakistan, goats are usually sacrificed in order to improve the stock market...
...and that my friends should tell you everything ya need to know about towel heads and their twisted methods...sacrificial goats for better returns on the stock market...seems to be workin'...at least according to Forbes list of top 500 failures in global history...as I recall there aren't any Pakistanis listed among the richest and wealthiest people on the planet...I mean seriously...there are things we could learn form other cultures and civilizations around the world...but there are things they could learn from us as well...like how to manipulate the stock market by leaking threatening messages about the local economy to the government sponsored newspaper media...shocking the buying populace into a selling frenzy at pennies on the dollar...a tried and true method...perfected right here in the United States...by our own core of millionaires...I find it awkward that you would sacrifice and animal for any type of situation other then the necessity to survive...bu then again I had the good fortune of being born in a land where we hang our laundry to dry...so what do I know about animal sacrifices and the rewards received...I mean seriously...it really doesn't take much to dispute this little myth...NOT that they don't sacrifice goats for prosperity...f**kin' heathens...they do...but it obviously doesn't work...and here's why...because you can still buy goats...and goat products...if killin' a goat made ya rich on the stock market...goats would be extinct and a new animal would be on the short list of survivors...because WE as people are GREEDY...we NEVER have enough stuff...even if our house is full of everything we want...we still have the need to find more STUFF...we would be killin' goats at bullet speed...I would be cornering the market on raising goats and believe me...the prices of purchasing a goat would escalate by the minute...I'd cross goats with rabbits and have new litters every hour...you know what you hafta sacrifice in order to have any success on the stock market...MONEY...dipsh*t...that's how it works...you buy stocks at a certain price...you hold onto them hoping that the rice per share continues to climb...at some point you sell them for a profit...unless of course your selections of companies to buy stock in sucks...in which case you sell them for a loss and move on...it was still a successful experience because it should have educated you on how fragile the nature of investing in possibilities and dreams can be...goats have NOTHING to do with the fluctuation of the stock market...(How can he be so sure???)...because stock markets were NOT designed with the buying, selling, trading and torturing of goats in mind...that's how I know...they were designed to provide a flow of money to companies that needed a surplus of cash in order to continue to operate...business owners realized the potential for financial success by selling off small pieces of the company to public investors as opposed to selling the controlling interest to another entity...as the company became more successful shareholders could return their stock in the company at the current price and receive a return on their investment...they have since then morphed into extravagant displays of shit most people can't understand...because like everything that is extremely important in the real world...they don't teach stock market procedures in high school...and they seldom do a good job in colleges and universities...otherwise more of those wasteful bastards would pay off their student loans...eating up enormous chunks of our national debt...and furthering our own country and the stock markets it supports...sacrifices can be fun and exciting adventures...if they are done with a logical and sound reason in mind...bear with me...don't be so judgmental...sacrificing politicians would undoubtedly bring about a change in government...good or bad...it is a practice that can be continued on an as needed basis...see with the goats for stock market superiority theory...if killin' a goat brought success on the stock market...doesn't it stand to reason that all remaining goats that were ALIVE would adversely effect that same stock market...making the killing of just one goat like trying to put a band aid on a severed limb...now with the sacrifice a politician theory...you hafta whack them all for it to even work...leavin' no room for error...a much sounder and logical position to throw support behind...I know...I know...here's my disclaimer...I'm NOT promoting the mass execution of a select group of people...just the systematic removal of them from office...and influence...FOR LIFE...there's a difference...and before anyone decides they would like to offer proof that sacrificing goats really does promote good financial health on the stock market...ask yourself this...how bad is your stock market situation that killin' a goat made it possible for you to travel to Amereeeeca and drive a cab...what beeeg dreams you have Habib...it's tuesday folks...who wore there togas??? If I had a dime for every time I got distracted...oh look dinner!!!
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