I'm pleased as punch that I am NOT the only one participating in the efforts to legalize marijuana on a recreational level...because let's face it...those suffering from a medical malady which requires the use of marijuana in order to alleviate pain or problems do NOT sit outside gawkin' at the globs of white fluffy stuff flying through the sky...only people with a true passion to PUFF...PUFF...PASS for mind expansion exercises can come up with somethin' this stupid...that isn't to say that everyone smokin' da happy smoke is capable of drawing such colossal conclusions of cloud confusion after imbibing on the business end of a HOOKAH...but it sure is fun to see what they come up with...clouds are created through different means...and therefore have different DENSITIES...which determines at what level they will fly...it is completely unrelated to the presence of light or dark...as this aspect has no bearing on the ability of a cloud to fly...at any height...what does have an effect on the appearance of clouds in flight is the condition of the optical observers one uses to take a peek at them while they are passing...under normal uninhibited circumstances clouds will appear at different heights according to the DENSITY they have developed...whereas viewing them through eyeballs attached to the mind of a recreational marijuana user can cause them to appear as being further away or close enough to touch...it can also create the appearance of shape shifting configurations...where the drug addled mind contorts the image into something mystical and magical...such as the face of a deity or demigod...or the appearance of a fluffy bunny...unicorn or some other worldly apparition that has yet to be proven to exist...I know there are some among us that believe they have seen clouds soaring higher during the day than they do at night...while NOT partaking of a favorite past time such as marijuana inhalation...do NOT be fooled...for these mental midgets double as mountain climbers and are therefore establishing a higher viewing platform...they should NOT be included in the cloud carrying conversation...the degree of density regarding the amount of THC in the marijuana the cloud curious client is fortunate enough to find might also play a part in determining at what time the obscure observer witnesses cloud cover passing by...as 4:20 appears to be the time for participating in recreational use of the medicinal non man made plant...if the toxicity of the THC content is such that a nap is sure to follow in short order...then the consumer may witness cloud cover and density that clogs their minds closer to home than those flying above in the atmosphere...creating the illusion that things are creeping closer than they should under normal circumstances...have NO fear folks for there are many like me capable of tolerating the highest degrees of THC...while simultaneously keeping our feet firmly planted on the ground and in reality...we are well aware of the effects marijuana has on the human condition...and we inhale responsibly...as opposed to the excesses we enjoyed in our youth...we seldom venture off on wild adventures through a muddled mind without the forethought of being able to figure things out...I find it sad that this asshat missed a golden opportunity to further the cause for herbal legalization...since so many great minds before him were quite capable of developing in depth details to go along with their discoveries...the majority of forward thinking magi...Einstein... Newton and a plethora of other historic personalities made their greatest observations while expanding the imagination through the use of marijuana...I know...I know...it isn't in any of the text books describing the personal preferences of those that produced vivid recreations of the images that crept into their minds while taking a few puffs from a pakalolo pipe...but the fact remains this plant has more possibilities than an elephant farm full of peanut plants...it expands the mind...relaxes problems areas associated with pain...it combats deadly diseases like cancer...as well as providing industrial strength renewable fiber for product manufacturing...and let's NOT forget the energy that can be derived from it making it a useful resource for fuel in an abundance of things...it remains illegal to this day because it would single handedly solve a multitude of maladies that adversely affect our economy...that's a big NO-NO for fear mongering forms of government...(see U.S. Politics buttf**king citizens for the profit of big business for further fact finding information)... unemployment rates would dwindle overnight...citizens once viewed as being a menace to society would hafta be reinvented as the saviors of a fallen society...renewable energy sources established by those wanting to keep coal burning and fossil fuel solutions available until they have been entirely exhausted would hafta fold up shop and make a living like the rest of us...as slaves to a dysfunctional system...the cost of material goods would plummet to prices affordable on any budget...healthcare reform could be handled in the garden behind every house with a condition...closing down the majority of side effect inducing pharmaceutical companies...the National Deficit could be repaid in a matter of years instead of millennium...thereby establishing a TRUE world power capable of caring for its citizens without the need to make them fearful little servants and subjects...STOP and think about it for a minute...I am far more funny when I've had my daily fix of marijuana...proud sponsor of...UHMMM...WE FORGET!!!
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