Well hello there Officer Obvious...I'm pretty sure we ran into your illegitimate bastard step-child yesterday...you sun driving son so to speak...that kid couldn't find his ass if he were wearing it as a hat...you on the other hand...seem to have paid attention to in third grade science and learned all about plant matter and its potential for producing methane gas...BRAVO...you have actually made a very supportive statement for BEEF-EATERS all over the world...and given vegetarians...(VEGANS I believe is the politically correct term these days...apparently shortened from the previous VEGETARIAN nomenclature because vegetable eaters are ill equipped to SPELL words with too many consonants and vowels)...a reason to consider quitting their animal protecting meal plans...I've NEVER understood vegans...it's a ridiculous regimen if ever there was one...they prefer to eat plant matter as opposed to animal flesh because they are AGAINST killing living things...HELLO...plants are living things too...they may not have red blood cells coursing through their veins or be ambulatory and able to move from one location to another without the assistance of a helpful human or hurricane...but they are still living objects on this orbiting ball of dust and debris...ya wanna munch on inanimate materials I should think your grocery shopping would be a very quick and easy process...just go stand in checkout empty handed and wait until the MSU graduate at the end of the line asks if you want 'Paper or Plastic'...because outside of dirt, water, air and fire...those are about your only choices of non-living things to shove down your meatless gullet...being a deductive thinker I would hafta believe that all VEGANS are ATHEISTS...(but Kevin...how do you draw such a conclusion without having interviewed any of these elephant dung simulators???)...quite simple really...most...if NOT all organized religions incorporate a tenet or two that stipulates the origin of man...these tenets almost always indicate or suggest that we as humans were created in the image and likeness of a 'god'...if this is true...or something you believe in...then it stands to reason WE were ALL intended to eat meat...as a VEGAN...your desire to neglect the intake of flesh from other animals is in direct contrast to the religion and god(s) you believe in...damn hypocritical heretics anyway...I simple enjoy pointing out the shit NOBODY else takes into account...they're everywhere I look...they pop in and out of my head with very little effort most of the time...WE...as humans living in the modern society of technology are at a serious disadvantage when compared to our predecessors...WE no longer hafta think for ourselves...WE develop a collective conscience and buy into bullshit and blueprints for increasing our own ignorance...the more we advance our intelligence the more we reveal how ignorant we really are...up until today most of you probably thought that VEGANS simply found produce more palatable than carnivorous carcasses...or maybe you believed they were simply shitty hunters...showing up in the forest with gardening shears instead of shotguns... NOW however you can see the bigger picture...these people are in league with legion...but have NO fear...they have very little hope of winning an epic apocalyptic battle to determine which deity will rule the Earth once the world ends...(I know what you're thinking...Holy Crap Kevin...how did you draw that conclusion???)...lack of ass in each individual VEGAN...that's how...do you know how many plants you need to eat to amass the same weight as you would had you eaten meat...TONS...and since they cannot eat TONS of vegetation in a calendar year...let alone a single setting...I feel it safe to assume they will ball up and blow away with one healthy god-fart from the deity wearing the carnivorous crown...ya know why man eats meat??? To maintain our spot at the top of the animal kingdom leader board...if we were herbivores...we would have become one of the hunted instead of the hunters...the planet would be overpopulated with walking masses of meat always looking for the next meal...as a human herbivore race we would NEVER have developed hunting skills or weapons for shooting and slaughtering sustainable masses of tasty meat...we woulda been forced to grow and gather crops...you know those tasty little treats we use as bait for attracting animals...which means that while we were busy growing grains for survival we would also be planting huge fields of attractive bait...bringing those predatory animals we were trying to avoid closer to where the hell we were...so NOT only are VEGANS atheists...they exhibit characteristics that are in direct contrast to the continuation of the human race as a whole...so there ya have it...in a nutshell...VEGANS are...#1) horrible hunters...#2) dumbass devil worshippers...and anti-human race inhabitants of Mother Earth... it is with that in mind that I dedicate each and every day from here to eternity as..."Slap a Salad Shooter Day"...if you see anyone eating off a plate that doesn't have a meat product on it...you have valid religious reasons for rapping them upside the head with a ham steak!!!
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