WELL...WELLL...WELLLL!!!

If you stand at the bottom of a well you would be able to see the stars even in the middle of the day...

This very...veRY...VERY interesting...I would challenge the author of this fantasy to a duel of the dimwitted...but as we will soon come to find out...he would be lacking the necessary equipment to perform adequately under such lenient conditions...there are several things WRONG with this tidbit...and once again I must beg your mercy in premature judgment as I stoop to a level just about poop scooper...potty patrol...rule number one...according to the degradating levels of dumbness this potential asshat wearing individual allowed to accompany them throughout life...stipulates that you cannot see the STARS during daylight hours under ANY condition...because stars aren't out during the day...hey he started it...no but seriously reread that statement and see if certain aspects don't just hop off the screen and smack some common sense right into the middle of your forehead...problem number one...he wants YOU to get in the well and try this theory out...ask yourself why???  Because the majority of people reading that statement are more curious about whether or not it will work...rather than paying attention to detail and neglecting the information as ridiculous...thereby saving themselves the embarrassment that is sure to accompany the dumbfounded dimwits that follow orders without asking...STOP for a second and read into the tidbit...what is the first thing that comes to mind when you really read into it???  ANYBODY???  SOMEBODY hasta see the inherent problem associated with the dynamics involved with this tidbit...what are WELLS used for class???  To draw WATER from...that's right don't be shy...sp...sp...sp...spit it out if ya know the answer...and what does WATER pose the possible risk of...DROWNING...which is a very real probability if the WELL is as DEEP as it should be...NOT too mention it blurs the vision...if you are standing at the bottom of a WELL staring skyward...you are going to see several things...the top of the WATER level...a bucket and rope perhaps...and a hooded shelter from which the bucket and rope dangle...the STARS won't be visible until your DUMBASS starts to deprive itself of enough oxygen to keep the brain alive...but there is a plus side to this little equation...many of the people attempting this little trick will NOT have had the opportunity to be so gracefully educated by yours truly as all of you have...and this will serve a very useful purpose...because it depletes the idiot gene of those that get STUCK in the WELL due to piss poor planning procedures and the gift of ingenuity that allowed them to tackle this task as a solo project...I know what most of you are thinking right about now...but Kevin...there are EMPTY WELLS around the world that have since had there cupolas removed...do these NOT provide the potential for proving this theory correct???  WHY YES...YES THEY DO...for al those unfamiliar with that little invention of Sir Galilee Galileo...called the TELESCOPE...which due to modern TECHNOLOGY...has made STAR GAZING during SUNLIGHT hours so much EASIER than descending a WELL and finding a way back OUT...and they are so compact you can carry them anywhere and view PLANETS and orbital object of various constellations...an aspect of Astronomy that is severely limited when conducted by otherworldly WELL WATCHERS...I mean the choice is yours of course...but I'm pretty sure if David had a gun the whole Goliath story would have had a different tag line!!!

MOBY DICK!!!

The age of a whale can be determined by counting the layers of its earwax growth...

Hmmm...so what you're saying here old genius of the giants of the deep...is that you have absolutely NO idea what the hell you're talkin' about...whales are mammals...NOT plant life...they aren't trees ya herbalohypocrite...ya can't just tell how old something is by counting the layers of earwax it grows...I mean seriously...I know they don't have Q-Tips or fins with opposable thumbs to use them...but HELLO...we are in the Ocean are we NOT...and what do oceans have...SPONGES...pretty sure they can figure it out on their own...don't judge me either...this idiot started it...and sometimes...tho I try very desperately NOT to try and sink down to their level and duke it out over dumbness...I just can't help myself...I just wanna dribble their chin off the floor like their heads were basketballs...bounce some sense into them...ya know why ya can't tell how old a whale is by counting layers of earwax...they seldom sit still long enough...they are skittish around humans...because much like elephants...they have a very keen memory and a way to communicate with one another...and their stories of interaction with those that walk on land has NOT been a very enjoyable one...They don't tend to float around boats waiting to be weighed and aged by idiots with big sharp pointy things that promote death...and don't gimme this crap about finding them on the beach and doing the study there...the math still doesn't add up...because here's the thing...the idiots dreaming up this grand detail of age discovery were NOT present during the birth of the whale and therefore have NO idea how much earwax is actually growing per layer...as far as this assbag knows it might take two years to grow a single layer of earwax...which throws off the entire calculation...and I would be willing to bet dollars to donuts that the waters of the ocean are no different than the air qualities associated with different land based areas...which can only mean that some soupy mixtures of salt and H2O are more potent and probably create more earwax buildup...and I would dare say that there has got to be ways they remove their earwax over time...these creatures live for several years or decades...be kinda hard to hear each other if they let that shit go for a couple decades...it would be flowing out of their canals like cauliflower...ya know how ya CAN tell how old a whale really is...buy one as a pet right after it is born and keep it in the pool out back until it dies...cause short of that YOU ARE GUESSING...you cannot use confined creatures kept in captivity...the elements of the water they swim in is NOT the same as the saline solution they would be subject to under normal natural settings...counting layers of earwax in whales...I musta missed that class...probably because it wasn't offered as a legitimate resource for discovery...holy crap...where do they even come up with this crap...I mean there has got to be some serious failure going on in our education system if this is the best we can come up with...I suppose all those TAGGING efforts are unable to determine the lifespan of a whale eh..gotta resort to clawing around in their ear canals when ya wanna know how old they are...it strikes me as odd too because seldom do we worry about how old a whale is...the SIZE seems to be the BIGGEST concern we as humans have when we are in close proximity to the beasts from the deep...NOBODY in the history of man has ever said...WOW...didja see how OLD that whale was...he could barely creep along with those arthritic fins...NO...what they say is...HOLY SH*T...did you see how BIG that SOB was...three football fields long if it was an inch...another common myth associated with fables of fishing...retold with exaggerated emphasis to make things appear as though they were in greater jeopardy than they actually were...this is one of the reasons you shouldn't always believe everything you HEAR on the internet...you're NOT careful you'll end up with a French Model of your own...eh Bonjour!!!

THE TWO UTES...THE TWO WHAT???

In Utah, pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches...

I didn't even know they sold gunpowder in Utah...but I could see where it might come in handy...what is Utah famous for???  That's right class...POLYGAMY...at least one sided polygamy anyway...Mormon men are permitted to marry as many women as they want without question...yeah...yeah...I know what you're gonna say...they don't do that anymore...BULLSHIT...that's like saying politicians are forbidden to LIE...you cannot simply flip and on and off switch and make things stop happening...the Mormons...much like politicians...wait...aren't they the same thing in the upcoming election...anyway...both classifications of assbag inhibitors are guilty of the same thing...covert and cleverly disguised operations...they haven't stopped marrying in multiplicity...they've just figured out new ways to distract your attention to other things so you don't notice it anymore...I've NEVER seen a problem with the POLYGAMIST life style...we...as HUMANS...represent the top of the Animal Kingdom on this planet...and like every other animal in the Kingdom...save for a few solidarity sexual partner pairings...it is in our nature to fornicate and multiply...with as many members of the opposite sex as possible...it promotes CONTINUITY of our species and race...however it does pose some problems for those that partake...such as ENORMOUS headaches...created by the NEVER ending presence of ESTROGEN spewing females...who ever said they were made from Sugar and Spice...I think they heard it wrong...Drama and Strife is more like it...I'm thinkin' the gunpowder was not taken orally...it was used for its intended purpose which was to manufacture BULLETS...which are a sure fire way to rid oneself of a headache...I mean can you imagine...all those wives under one roof...gotta be like havin' all of your wisdom teeth erupting in unison...excruciatingly painful and unpleasant to deal with...make ya wanna rip both sides of your face off and use the CASTAWAY method of tooth removal...a nice sharp skate blade and a rock for a hammer...ANYTHING to make it all go away...cuz they don't have CALGON for men...real men anyway...I'll bet before this little law was passed there were plenty of mysterious deaths up there in the old Mormon Mansion state of Utah...probably hundreds of unsolved murders from back in the day when the husband got tired of making hay...ya know...I don't mean to point out the obvious...well yes I do...that's why we all show up here anyway...isn't it...to discover things about the levels of ignorance man is capable of...that's what I thought...what do pharmacists do???  They hand out MEDICINE...what is gunpowder NOT classified as...MEDICINALLY USEFUL...kinda makes ya wonder what's goin on up there at Brigham Young University doesn't it...gunpowder has been around for centuries...eons and eons...the Chinese used it to manufacture fireworks...objects that EXPLODED when the chemical composition of the gunpowder was altered or ignited...is that somethin' you think might wanna whip up in a milkshake to cure a medical malady...I didn't think so...listen if you hafta make LAWS prohibiting the use of gunpowder in medicine...you have BIGGER problems...and they lie in the EDUCATION sector...somethin' ya might wanna think about when castin' your vote this fall...NOT that I give a flyin f**k at a rollin' doughnut which MAGNIFICENT MISTAKE you cast our vote for...it always amazes me to hear the HEATED political debates brought up by my friends and family...what does history do class???  IT REPEATS ITSELF WITHOUT PREJUDICE...this includes POLITICS...you hafta view Presidential elections like you would VIRGINITY...once you have been F**KED...you cannot UNF**K yourself and become a VIRGIN again...the position of POTUS is the most overpaid position associated with CONTINUAL FAILURE...ya know how ya fix a country once it becomes a calamity...you INVADE it...which unfortunately we cannot do to ourselves...Have a Great Weekend...I got baseball games to watch!!!

FORE!!!

B.F. Goodrich experimented with making radioactive golf balls, so you could find a ball in the rough with a Geiger counter...

Hmmmm...hmmmm...hmmmm...I'm not sure if my assessment yesterday was correct...perhaps there is a way to differentiate between varying degrees of STUPIDITY...but then again...would it matter...Momma always said...'Stupid is as Stupid does'...why didn't they ever make a sequel to that movie...MADD...(Marijuana-induced ADD...my apologies)...I could really use a Dagwood right now...like the kind from the comic strips...too huge to eat...anyway...where were we...oh yeah...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and make some undocumented claims here to support my theory that this was a bad idea...if in fact it did occur...for one WTF is a tire company doing messin around in the golf ball manufacturing industry...ya don't see the guys over at Titleist dickin' around with making tires now do ya...and for damn good reason...can ya imagine how damn small a car would hafta be to rid on tires the size of golf balls...stick to tires and hockey pucks you idiots...you're here for one reason and one reason only...to make the most replaceable part in the automotive industry...cheap bastards...they all make tires that can run while flat for long distances...but they won't make one that runs for life...they're like doctors...they give ya enough to keep ya comin' back for more...now here's why this STUPID concept of a radioactive golf ball...doesn't hold water...one it's RADIOACTIVE...potentially lethal to humans and other habitat...has been since the invention of the term applied to this scientific process and chemical reaction...I won't get into the neutrons, protons and isotopes that are involved...I don't want anyone goin' crossed eyed on me during my little rant through the golf/tire world...aside from being radioactive...do you know how difficult it is to carry a golf bag for an entire 18 holes...NOW...couple that with carrying a Geiger counter and the necessary clothing to play under those conditions...and ya start to paint a pretty vivid picture of how NOT to improve a game...that or ya could employ ROMO for 9+ years...man am I happy the YANKEES & TIGERS are still playing baseball...sidetracked again...but did anybody else watch those games last night...Girardi pinch hits Raul Ibanez in the bottom of the 9th...for Alex Rodriguez...with the Yanks trailin 2-1...RAUL ties it on a solo shot to right field...has to stay in the game...and comes to the plate again in the bottom of the 12th...to blast another solo shot to DEEP right field clinching the win...B-E-A UTIFUL...then I thought the Tigers were a cinch...leading 3-1 in the bottom of the 9th...3 outs from moving on to the ALCS...Valverde on the mound...that's a lock right...apparently not they lost 4-3 before Valverde even got his arm warm...okay so back to the topic at hand...damn glad I didn't make my sammich yet...I probably woulda passed out by now...ya can't go playin' golf or any other game with RADIOACTIVE equipment...this should be evident to anyone in the scientific field...which one would be safe in assuming the development teams at B.F. Goodrich had on the payroll...how do I know this you ask...because RUBBER doesn't come from the tree round and ready to have tread cut into it...WAKE UP...it's THURSDAY...ya still have one more of these to wade through before I release you for the weekend...here's the OTHER reason it would NEVER have worked...have ya ever played GOLF???  Great game really...and when played at the professional level it promotes patience and integrity as well as sportsmanship...however when played at the amateur hack level without a handicap cuz they don't make numbers that high crowd...like the rest of us are familiar with...the game of GOLF takes on a whole different aura...it promotes IMPATIENCE...HUMILIATION and RIDICULE...and that's why I love it...the people behind you seldom have the patience for you to take a Mulligan on a bad shot that immediately heads in a direction that crosses three adjacent fairways...let alone wait for DUMBASS to get all gussied up in Geiger counter garb to find your stray GOLF ball...one of thre things will happen...A.)  You will drop a replacement ball and play on in order to avoid being called anymore choice names by the crowd behind you...B.) Someone in the crowd behind you will decide to play through and crack off a Drive...or C.) Everybody in the group behind you will begin wasting golf balls just to try and hit your ignorant ass and make you move on...one thing is for certain...they are NOT going to come help you find your lost ball...ya know what I do with tree hunting golf balls...(that's what I actually call my golf balls that head straight for the trees...ignorant little bastards...that wasn't where I was aiming...if they can't get it right the first time what f**kin good are they...they're obviously defective)...I leave them right where they are...I don't care if they are standing there in the forest waving at me to come get them...I NEVER use them again...I know...ya think I'm kiddin'...I'm really NOT...ask anyone that has ever golfed with me...when they go retrieve my ball because I'm too stubborn to do it...I launch it deeper into the woods or drop it in the first pond I come to...waste of money you say...matter of perspective I say...if I view them as defective equipment it helps me rest easier at night thinking all I did was improve my overall game...NOW if it were only that easy in Dallas...that smug faced phallic symbol of stupidity actually plays better GOLF than FOOTBALL...maybe if the pigskin was RADIOACTIVE he could hit his wide open targets with greater accuracy...if NOTHING else we could locate the balls that sail into the HANDS of the enemy and TACKLE them...but I suppose that is too much to ask...and with that folks...it be feedin' time...I have a mind numbing...masticating case of the MUNCHIES!!!

HMMM...IM NO SWINGER...BUT...!!!

You cannot swing from vines in the jungle because they are attached to the ground...

IDK STUPID from STUPID anymore......does this NOT appear to be a tree...with HANGING vines...and that took me all of what 30 seconds to find on GOOGLE IMAGES...what did Tarzan swing from...if NOT vines...and I suppose good old George of the Jungle did what...pogo on bamboo chutes from tree to tree...highly doubtful...can't swing from vines because they are attached to the ground...how do they get there DUMBASS...they grow...over the course of time...during which the can be swung from freely...kinda like your neck needs to be doin' right now...from the end of a tightly snugged noose...you noodle snortin' swamp creature...(that's the name I've given to those that are NO longer even allowed in the shallow end)...you know the type...better swallowed than allowed to swim up the old love canal and infect an egg...this idiot makes white trailer trash look like royalty...you know the type...they show up at social functions and everybody starts silently playing...Last Man Standing...as in the last one to make their get away gets stranded with the dipshit til they can dish them off on someone else...where do ya think the idea for ROPE came from...ya think somebody saw an inanimate object stuck to the ground and said...WOW...I think we could use that to pull something...NO...they saw something swinging and figured...HEY...that might be useful in other areas of humanity...damn glue sniffers anyway...that's what ya get for doin' cheap drugs...or harsh drugs...instant ignorance...shoulda been over there with the rest of us early testers of medicinal marijuana...ya mighta got a little better insight into the current vine swingin' situation...cuz ya woulda been with people that were used to hiding in the wooded areas surrounding their houses...where there were plenty of vines and shit to swing from...of course fully grown vines that have established a foothold on the jungle floor are going to be useless...but by that time they are NO longer considered vines...they are LIMBS of the tree...and you can't swing on those...all ya can do is use them as a climbing resource...ya know what else ya can't swing from...Redwood and Sequoias...cuz they are REALLY attache to the ground...ya really can't swing from anything that is attached to the ground...cuz that seriously effects the ability to SWING...which in and of itself is a movement borne of freedom...an impossibility with stationary objects...I tell ya...I'd like to round all of these idiots up in one place and keep them sequestered...but I think Washington D.C. beat me to the punch...I think they churn out stupid people in great abundance just to overpopulate the smart people and allow them to stay in charge...ya know what the worst thing about elections is don't ya???   The huge discrepancy between what we are promised and what we are actually provided...we call this Electile Dysfunction...a different type of ED that appears to affect the idiots running for office...and those that vote for them...like this pygmy of pertinent information...don't hand this genius a bottle of glue...he'll figure out all kinds of things you can't do with your fingers stuck together...I dare say this individual wasn't the second incarnation of Darwin...by any means...how can ya study plant life when it is fully grown...ya can't...itsa process ya hafta watch for the first time through intimate knowledge...or time lapse photography...your choice...in this day and age it isn't necessary to run around retarded...especially if you have access to the internet...ya might wanna run around with scissors if ya have this type of mentality...but please lemme get the video camera...viral videos being what they are...I can't wait to show everyone how ya got wrapped up in hanging vines and stabbed yourself in the eye with the business end of the shears...I don't normally promote genocide...but much more of this germ infested water and we are all gonna be treadin' water in the wading pool!!!

SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM!!!

In the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a cigarette...

Well now...isn't it that a real kick in the ass...especially if they sell all brands of Marlboro out in the Andes...shorts...regulars and 100's...be a real bitch to establish any real time frame...couple that with the varying climates of the region...which range from snow capped peaks...to rain forests...and you've got one helluva situation on your hands...and I think Imma hafta call bullshit on this one as well...doesn't seem very plausible...or logical that an area in Central South America would use the time it takes to smoke a cigarette as a method of keeping time...especially since history tells us several of the ancestral civilizations of the area used extremely well crafted time keeping devices...the people that live in this region of the world may not be direct descendants of the Mayan civilization...but they swapped spit...and if the Mayans could come up with an accurate calendar that spanned THOUSANDS of years...I dare say the people of the Andes have a much more scientific method of tracking time than smoking cigarettes...I'd probably be pretty accurate in guessing that NOBODY in this mountain range set appointments...or rings the dinner bell...at 10 cigarettes to half past a carton...I can make a cigarette last up to an hour...especially in this day and age when they put themselves out if left alone in an ashtray for more than half a second...I'm pretty sure that doesn't relate to longer daylight hours for me as opposed to the chain smokin'...burro baggin...coffee bean crew...can you imagine if this were true and the ancient civilizations based their old calendars on this method of morphing matter into a timeline...where the hell would we be now...I mean this kinda nonsense just doesn't hold water...how the hell are you supposed to set an alarm...know how long to put something in the oven for...you'd hafta have a whole family of foul smellin' chain smokin' lungfish losin'...hackers just to get through breakfast...let alone lunch and dinner...are you kidding me right now...babies would hafta be born with a cigarette danglin' from their lips...just so you could tell how old they were...OH...LOOK AT LITTLE JOHNNIE...HE'S JUST 3 CARTONS OLD...ISN'T HE PRECIOUS...(hack hack...cough cough)...what kinda idjitarian comes up with this clueless calamity of confusion...I mean you gotta be buried under one helluva large rock for the better part of the last decade not to know that the Mayan calendar is actually considered as ACCURATE...if not more ACCURATE...than the ATOMIC CLOCK...and that isn't just me blowin' smoke...that's been proven by several scientifical types with PhD's...so I find it ludicrous to even lean in the direction of cigarette smoking time keepers of the East Andes...or wherever they may come from...if these people had EVER used this little time keeping trick...they woulda vanished from the face of the Earth faster than a Mayan wearing the shoes of Mercury...I mean come on...ya'd chain smoke your civilization into extinction in less than three generations...wouldn't ya...I mean by the third generation...smoking from birth to keep pace with the rest of the population...ya gotta figure they'd die of lung cancer before they could procreate...or shortly after...thereby leaving their offspring to be raised by Sasquatch...IDK where people come up with this stuff...the early civilization from the region...the Inca Empire...broke bread with the Mayans and Aztecs...and they were very adept at keeping things hidden...like entire CITIES...from the Spaniards during their conquest...Machu Picchu ring a bell...these people didn't pull off these kinds of feats because they were able to smoke more cigarettes than the other guy...they did it because they had help...from the Annunaki...those tall ancient aliens that visit this planet every couple thousand years...the ones with the abilities to manipulate the human genome to create a slave race native to the planet that would be effective in helping them mine for raw materials...you know...the ones the ancient civilizations worshipped and depicted in all of their drawings...yeah those guys...big buncha chain smokers those guys were...know how long it took them to help design and build the pyramids in Egypt...that are an identical match for the ones in the ancient city of Teotihuacan...save for the size and shape...the layout is identical to the ones on the Giza strip...within less than an inch...that probably woulda taken quite a few trips to the fella's at Philip Morris...which wasn't around back then...kinda hard to imagine a buncha descendants of a transoceanic voyaging nature would be able to carry enough cigarettes on the boat to make the trip UP thru the Gulf Stream during a time when boats were NOT built to cross violent oceans...chain smokin' time keepers of the Andes...yeah...I ain't really feelin' that...I gotta feelin' those folks could probably tell ya how long your ass might live just by listenin' to your ass crack with a stethoscope...they appear to have been WAY ahead of their time...not only in tracking time...but planets...stars...the wobble of the Earth for centuries beyond the length of time they were expected to exist...the building of ENORMOUS stone monuments...some of which contain STONES so large they weigh over 100+ tons...objects we can't even begin to imagine moving with the modern equipment we have available today...funny thing that...in all the excavations and archaeological digs...NOBODY has ever uncovered any tobacco related products...lighting utensils...or ashtrays...stuff ya would think pretty easy to manufacture...what with all the other technological leaps they seemed capable of making...please...pleASE...PLEASE...if you do exist (Annunaki)...come save me...there are a few of us that have evolved beyond our useful capacity to educate the masses...the Jesus concept worked when there weren't that many idiots...but the population explosion has made it impossible to save many of the shallow end swimmers...and with that...you're gonna hafta excuse me...I need to go spend a few cigarettes in the bathroom...then I think I'll nap for a pack or two...get up make some coffee and cough through another carton of work tomorrow...have a Great Day!!!

YANKEES 10...TIGERS 9

One of three male motorists picks their nose while driving...

Alright...before we get started with the tidbit...many of you may be wondering just what the hell the title for the tidbit is all about...it would almost appear as though it were the final score of a baseball game...at first glance that's what many of you probably thought...and just as many of you who are familiar with MLB...were scratchin' your heads...wonderin' WTF it could possibly mean in the post season...since the two teams are not playin' one another...nor did either of them post a score with those numbers in the games that they have played...it is essentially a cleverly disguised tactic to further confuse my Momma...she of the grand understanding of playoff formats for baseball...the two teams named are my favorite two teams...and in my opinion the National League doesn't factor in...those teams suck ass...and should be outlawed...anyway...these being my two favorite teams...it is a seldom sen occasion when they are in the post season together...and not by any fault of the YANKEES...who are there almost every year...hint...hint...as I was sayin'...the numbers present next to each team name represent the number of games they need to WIN in order to bring home the WS Title and Trophy...the Tigers have actually played one more game than the Yankees...but that will be short lived in the second round should these teams face off once again...now on with the tidbit...there are a couple of things I picked up on right away...the first being...this is NOTTA problem associated with American males...it must be from an overseas country...where DRIVERS...are often given the misnomer of MOTORISTS...because we do NOT refer to ourselves as such...and to be honest...I do NOT see an issue with them picking their noses...wherever they are...and here's why...#1...they don't live here...they probably live in one of those ass backward countries that place their MOTORISTS in the right hand seat of the vehicle...driving on the wrong side of the road presents many problems for the MOTORIST in question...they have enough going on without worrying about being offensive with their nasal nugget adventures...#2...they don't live here...so what do I care if they pick their noses while driving...as far as I am concerned they can do it with their toes and impress me with their Youtube videos of talented idiots in far off countries...it's really no more impressive than women putting on their make-up while in bumper to bumper traffic at 70 miles an hour...you only watch because you can't wait for the accident...#3...they don't live here...so their nasty little nostril clearing habits are of no concern to me...I would rather see somebody sitting in the car next to me picking their nose than playing on their phone...how many times have I said it class...TECHNOLOGY has made us lazy and careless...and in most cases...a hazard to ourselves and others...NOBODY makes commercials advertising the possibility of killing yourself in an accident while nose picking...they do however make them regarding the last text their friend read before plowing into a tree or another vehicle head on...picking your nose does not impede your ability to drive in most cases...it does not impair your vision...at least it shouldn't...if you are diggin that deep...your problems lie further up the passage than a little ball of snot...see a frontal lobotomist and save us all some trouble...nor does picking your nose distract your attention from driving...at least it shouldn't...it's not like itsa damn trophy...if you're starin' at the damn thing like its a prize trophy...stop somewhere and buy a pedestal for placement procedures and get back on track...I think you oughtta hafta drive naked...it would sure eliminate alotta the other dumb shit that people do while driving...and it would make it less complicated for first responders to assess the situation at the accident scene...which might help them save your life...they'll either be able to dislodge that phalanges from the nasal cavity...or better yet use the jaws of life to remove your head from the anal cavity it has been so successfully buried in for the past half century...I for one seldom pick my nose while driving...for two reasons...I seldom drive anymore...it just doesn't hold the same sexy appeal it did when I was a teenager...and number two...because I prefer the farmer's hanky method of clearing the sinus passages...its less messy...ya just knuckle off a nostril and let it fly...repeat with the other side and ya never hafta get your fingers dirty...yeah ya getta few strange sideways glances from the gawking gallery...but they keep their traps shut because they don't want you to aim the next nasal blast in their direction...pick 'em and flick 'em...or play and spray I always say...pick your poison...not your nose...but hey...on the bright side...there's a new commercial for the countries where this is common...NOSE PICKING WHILE DRIVING...STILL SAFER THAN TEXTING!!!