From the archive of strange laws:
During WWII, bakers in the U.S. were ordered to stop selling sliced bread. Only whole loaves were sold to the public. It was never explained how this action helped the war effort.
As we all know WWII was a troubling and difficult time for this country...the government ignored numerous warning signs about Evil Empires in the East and Diabolical Dick-taters in Europe...most new inventions were compared to sliced bread..."that's the greatest thing since sliced bread"...most bakeries were owned by people of the Jewish persuasion...the original Body of Christ Biscuit bakers...as America entered the war in both theaters most of it's citizens feared the worst...a war on 2 fronts couldn't possibly end in our favor...we were almost assured of having to deal with a losing effort in one campaign or the other...the US Gov't feared that bakery owners...the Jesus Slayers in other words...would all unite for a common cause...to join the Service and fight the Nazi's...in doing such they would take with them all the bread slicing machines of the day...knives...thereby leaving a country just out of depression without the single greatest inventor of all time...the Bread Slicer...you may have seen him in Inglorious Basterds...he carried bats for the Bear Jew...had the US Gov't not banned the sale of sliced bread, the Bread Slicer would've had to stay here, and Aldo the Apache, Hugo Stiglitz, and the Bear Jew would've just been another band of Cross Carryin Christ Killers...we woulda lost the war in Europe...Hollywood would be showing shit movies like Nation's Pride and deli's around the country would have bigger ovens and tastier bread...and that my friends is why the sale of sliced bread was banned!!!
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