In 1911, a dog was killed by a meteor in Nakhla, Egypt. The unlucky canine is the only creature known to have been killed by a meteor.
So the BIG BANG theory??? Out the window with that one ay??? Dinosaurs were actually aliens who left of their own accord...is that what I'm hearin??? I knew it...all the dinosaur bones found at museums like the Smithsonian are a hoax...carved, chiseled, and otherwise created by archaeologists, out of stone...claimed to be petrified fossils...all a big sham...next you'll tell me we didn't land on the moon...the flag photo was staged...probably by the same school of scientists...whats next...I mean holy asteroid belt batman...am I gonna find out that after years and years of study...countless millions of dollars in research...a thousand different published opinions and theories...that the Mayan calendar actually and accurately depicts the exact date the Detroit Lions clinch their next division title...instead of the end of the world??? I mean altho that event isn't in the bible or ancient hindu text...dead sea scrolls...or the koran, I could see how that might be misconstrued as an End of Days event...or maybe...just maybe you're gonna tell me that we have proof of extra terrestial intelligent life and that we have one in residence on our planet...that it is a big eared, helmet wearin, window lickin, paint chip eatin, short bus captain...goes by the mexican name of Jorge...and his greatest skill are all the new words he madeified up for the english linguisticalismination society...at least then I could rest easy in the fact that all those redneck abduction/anal probing stories were made up, and were in fact the direct result of some drunken hickabilly's midnight redevous with that other hairy assed creature everyone mistakes for Sasquatch...his sister with a strap-on!!!
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