You lose enough dead skin cells in your lifetime to fill 8 five-pound flour bags.
EEEEE-WWWWW!
Whats with the numbers game here...if I shed 8-5lb sacks of cells...is that the same as 1-40lb sack, or 16-2.5lb sacks??? Honestly tho where do they come up with this number...there are far too many factors involved with the computation of this formula for it to be accurate...are you tellin me that 500lb Fried Chicken eatin Freida is gonna shed no more dead cells than Eddie the Ethiopian who's belly gets full on a grain of rice...I don't think so...I doubt old Larry the Leper is just gonna stop sheddin flesh @ 40lbs...or how about 80yr old Charlie who walks around lookin like a commercial for Cornflakes gone Crazy...some of the flesh this guys flakin off his forehead hafta weigh 5lbs each...and I'm just guessin here but they say the act of sex causes a person to burn up to 300 calories...which would lead one to believe that the friction from fornication would result in a 5lb deposit...in flesh alone...somewhere...and you thought the wet spot was sick...lol
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