Influenza got its name from the fact that people believed the disease was because of the evil "influence" of the stars!
The evil influence of the stars eh??? Hell if the stars were evil...how, pray tell, did they view the moon??? Not only is this thing responsible for creating high and low tides...it also conjurs images of savage, hairy, growling, howling, man-eating, moon loving beasts, that only come around once a month as the moon cycles...and then theres werewolves, who, altho scary in their own right, can't hold a candle to the Midol Munching, Cramp Catching, Bigfoot of Bloating and Irritability...a true Medusa of mind your own damn business mentality...the modern woman...and don't....whatever you do...allow more than one mature one to occupy a single dwelling...be forewarned, if you overpopulate an area smaller than 2500 sq ft, with more than one of these lip snarling...scowling...female praying mantis' of menstruation, they possess the inate ability to communicate telepathically and attune their bodies so that they may howl, scream, burst ear drums, decapitate the heads of all non moon worshipping tripeds (men), or otherwise make existence for said beings more miserable and depressing than that of a diehard Lions fan!!! Watching these female species in full cyclical change in accordance with orbit of our planets moon is it any wonder where the word 'lunacy' came from ???
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